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X-WR-CALNAME:Springfield Community Center
X-WR-TIMEZONE:America/New_York
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213133-2026-10-29@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261029T220000Z
DTEND:20261030T000000Z
SUMMARY:Inanimate Carbon Rod Appreciation Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:IN ROD WE TRUST! 🏆\nCelebrate the hero that saved the Corvair space shuttle!\n\n"In Rod We Trust!" - The Nation\n\nTonight's Program\n\nDocumentary Screening: "Rod: The Movie"\nMeet and Greet with THE Rod (inanimate carbon rod)\nTime Magazine "Inanimate Object of the Year" ceremony\nPhoto Ops with the Rod (it won't move\, don't worry)\n\n\nRod's Accomplishments\n\nSaved the Corvair space shuttle - By being a rod\nTime Magazine cover - "In Rod We Trust!"\nBeat Homer Simpson for recognition (he's still bitter)\nNational hero status - For rodding\n\n⚠️ Attendance Notes\n\nHomer Simpson NOT invited - He's still upset about this\nThe rod will be under glass - Look\, don't touch\nInanimate carbon rod enthusiasts welcome!\n\n"Huh?! An inanimate carbon rod?!" - Homer (furiously)\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/RABRCx/2026-10-29
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213133-2026-11-05@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261105T230000Z
DTEND:20261106T010000Z
SUMMARY:Inanimate Carbon Rod Appreciation Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:IN ROD WE TRUST! 🏆\nCelebrate the hero that saved the Corvair space shuttle!\n\n"In Rod We Trust!" - The Nation\n\nTonight's Program\n\nDocumentary Screening: "Rod: The Movie"\nMeet and Greet with THE Rod (inanimate carbon rod)\nTime Magazine "Inanimate Object of the Year" ceremony\nPhoto Ops with the Rod (it won't move\, don't worry)\n\n\nRod's Accomplishments\n\nSaved the Corvair space shuttle - By being a rod\nTime Magazine cover - "In Rod We Trust!"\nBeat Homer Simpson for recognition (he's still bitter)\nNational hero status - For rodding\n\n⚠️ Attendance Notes\n\nHomer Simpson NOT invited - He's still upset about this\nThe rod will be under glass - Look\, don't touch\nInanimate carbon rod enthusiasts welcome!\n\n"Huh?! An inanimate carbon rod?!" - Homer (furiously)\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/RABRCx/2026-11-05
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213133-2026-11-12@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261112T230000Z
DTEND:20261113T010000Z
SUMMARY:Inanimate Carbon Rod Appreciation Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:IN ROD WE TRUST! 🏆\nCelebrate the hero that saved the Corvair space shuttle!\n\n"In Rod We Trust!" - The Nation\n\nTonight's Program\n\nDocumentary Screening: "Rod: The Movie"\nMeet and Greet with THE Rod (inanimate carbon rod)\nTime Magazine "Inanimate Object of the Year" ceremony\nPhoto Ops with the Rod (it won't move\, don't worry)\n\n\nRod's Accomplishments\n\nSaved the Corvair space shuttle - By being a rod\nTime Magazine cover - "In Rod We Trust!"\nBeat Homer Simpson for recognition (he's still bitter)\nNational hero status - For rodding\n\n⚠️ Attendance Notes\n\nHomer Simpson NOT invited - He's still upset about this\nThe rod will be under glass - Look\, don't touch\nInanimate carbon rod enthusiasts welcome!\n\n"Huh?! An inanimate carbon rod?!" - Homer (furiously)\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/RABRCx/2026-11-12
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213133-2026-11-19@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261119T230000Z
DTEND:20261120T010000Z
SUMMARY:Inanimate Carbon Rod Appreciation Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:IN ROD WE TRUST! 🏆\nCelebrate the hero that saved the Corvair space shuttle!\n\n"In Rod We Trust!" - The Nation\n\nTonight's Program\n\nDocumentary Screening: "Rod: The Movie"\nMeet and Greet with THE Rod (inanimate carbon rod)\nTime Magazine "Inanimate Object of the Year" ceremony\nPhoto Ops with the Rod (it won't move\, don't worry)\n\n\nRod's Accomplishments\n\nSaved the Corvair space shuttle - By being a rod\nTime Magazine cover - "In Rod We Trust!"\nBeat Homer Simpson for recognition (he's still bitter)\nNational hero status - For rodding\n\n⚠️ Attendance Notes\n\nHomer Simpson NOT invited - He's still upset about this\nThe rod will be under glass - Look\, don't touch\nInanimate carbon rod enthusiasts welcome!\n\n"Huh?! An inanimate carbon rod?!" - Homer (furiously)\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/RABRCx/2026-11-19
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213133-2026-11-26@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261126T230000Z
DTEND:20261127T010000Z
SUMMARY:Inanimate Carbon Rod Appreciation Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:IN ROD WE TRUST! 🏆\nCelebrate the hero that saved the Corvair space shuttle!\n\n"In Rod We Trust!" - The Nation\n\nTonight's Program\n\nDocumentary Screening: "Rod: The Movie"\nMeet and Greet with THE Rod (inanimate carbon rod)\nTime Magazine "Inanimate Object of the Year" ceremony\nPhoto Ops with the Rod (it won't move\, don't worry)\n\n\nRod's Accomplishments\n\nSaved the Corvair space shuttle - By being a rod\nTime Magazine cover - "In Rod We Trust!"\nBeat Homer Simpson for recognition (he's still bitter)\nNational hero status - For rodding\n\n⚠️ Attendance Notes\n\nHomer Simpson NOT invited - He's still upset about this\nThe rod will be under glass - Look\, don't touch\nInanimate carbon rod enthusiasts welcome!\n\n"Huh?! An inanimate carbon rod?!" - Homer (furiously)\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/RABRCx/2026-11-26
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213133-2026-12-03@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261203T230000Z
DTEND:20261204T010000Z
SUMMARY:Inanimate Carbon Rod Appreciation Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:IN ROD WE TRUST! 🏆\nCelebrate the hero that saved the Corvair space shuttle!\n\n"In Rod We Trust!" - The Nation\n\nTonight's Program\n\nDocumentary Screening: "Rod: The Movie"\nMeet and Greet with THE Rod (inanimate carbon rod)\nTime Magazine "Inanimate Object of the Year" ceremony\nPhoto Ops with the Rod (it won't move\, don't worry)\n\n\nRod's Accomplishments\n\nSaved the Corvair space shuttle - By being a rod\nTime Magazine cover - "In Rod We Trust!"\nBeat Homer Simpson for recognition (he's still bitter)\nNational hero status - For rodding\n\n⚠️ Attendance Notes\n\nHomer Simpson NOT invited - He's still upset about this\nThe rod will be under glass - Look\, don't touch\nInanimate carbon rod enthusiasts welcome!\n\n"Huh?! An inanimate carbon rod?!" - Homer (furiously)\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/RABRCx/2026-12-03
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213133-2026-12-10@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261210T230000Z
DTEND:20261211T010000Z
SUMMARY:Inanimate Carbon Rod Appreciation Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:IN ROD WE TRUST! 🏆\nCelebrate the hero that saved the Corvair space shuttle!\n\n"In Rod We Trust!" - The Nation\n\nTonight's Program\n\nDocumentary Screening: "Rod: The Movie"\nMeet and Greet with THE Rod (inanimate carbon rod)\nTime Magazine "Inanimate Object of the Year" ceremony\nPhoto Ops with the Rod (it won't move\, don't worry)\n\n\nRod's Accomplishments\n\nSaved the Corvair space shuttle - By being a rod\nTime Magazine cover - "In Rod We Trust!"\nBeat Homer Simpson for recognition (he's still bitter)\nNational hero status - For rodding\n\n⚠️ Attendance Notes\n\nHomer Simpson NOT invited - He's still upset about this\nThe rod will be under glass - Look\, don't touch\nInanimate carbon rod enthusiasts welcome!\n\n"Huh?! An inanimate carbon rod?!" - Homer (furiously)\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/RABRCx/2026-12-10
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213133-2026-12-17@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261217T230000Z
DTEND:20261218T010000Z
SUMMARY:Inanimate Carbon Rod Appreciation Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:IN ROD WE TRUST! 🏆\nCelebrate the hero that saved the Corvair space shuttle!\n\n"In Rod We Trust!" - The Nation\n\nTonight's Program\n\nDocumentary Screening: "Rod: The Movie"\nMeet and Greet with THE Rod (inanimate carbon rod)\nTime Magazine "Inanimate Object of the Year" ceremony\nPhoto Ops with the Rod (it won't move\, don't worry)\n\n\nRod's Accomplishments\n\nSaved the Corvair space shuttle - By being a rod\nTime Magazine cover - "In Rod We Trust!"\nBeat Homer Simpson for recognition (he's still bitter)\nNational hero status - For rodding\n\n⚠️ Attendance Notes\n\nHomer Simpson NOT invited - He's still upset about this\nThe rod will be under glass - Look\, don't touch\nInanimate carbon rod enthusiasts welcome!\n\n"Huh?! An inanimate carbon rod?!" - Homer (furiously)\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/RABRCx/2026-12-17
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213133-2026-12-24@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261224T230000Z
DTEND:20261225T010000Z
SUMMARY:Inanimate Carbon Rod Appreciation Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:IN ROD WE TRUST! 🏆\nCelebrate the hero that saved the Corvair space shuttle!\n\n"In Rod We Trust!" - The Nation\n\nTonight's Program\n\nDocumentary Screening: "Rod: The Movie"\nMeet and Greet with THE Rod (inanimate carbon rod)\nTime Magazine "Inanimate Object of the Year" ceremony\nPhoto Ops with the Rod (it won't move\, don't worry)\n\n\nRod's Accomplishments\n\nSaved the Corvair space shuttle - By being a rod\nTime Magazine cover - "In Rod We Trust!"\nBeat Homer Simpson for recognition (he's still bitter)\nNational hero status - For rodding\n\n⚠️ Attendance Notes\n\nHomer Simpson NOT invited - He's still upset about this\nThe rod will be under glass - Look\, don't touch\nInanimate carbon rod enthusiasts welcome!\n\n"Huh?! An inanimate carbon rod?!" - Homer (furiously)\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/RABRCx/2026-12-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213133-2026-12-31@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261231T230000Z
DTEND:20270101T010000Z
SUMMARY:Inanimate Carbon Rod Appreciation Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:IN ROD WE TRUST! 🏆\nCelebrate the hero that saved the Corvair space shuttle!\n\n"In Rod We Trust!" - The Nation\n\nTonight's Program\n\nDocumentary Screening: "Rod: The Movie"\nMeet and Greet with THE Rod (inanimate carbon rod)\nTime Magazine "Inanimate Object of the Year" ceremony\nPhoto Ops with the Rod (it won't move\, don't worry)\n\n\nRod's Accomplishments\n\nSaved the Corvair space shuttle - By being a rod\nTime Magazine cover - "In Rod We Trust!"\nBeat Homer Simpson for recognition (he's still bitter)\nNational hero status - For rodding\n\n⚠️ Attendance Notes\n\nHomer Simpson NOT invited - He's still upset about this\nThe rod will be under glass - Look\, don't touch\nInanimate carbon rod enthusiasts welcome!\n\n"Huh?! An inanimate carbon rod?!" - Homer (furiously)\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/RABRCx/2026-12-31
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213133-2027-01-07@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270107T230000Z
DTEND:20270108T010000Z
SUMMARY:Inanimate Carbon Rod Appreciation Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:IN ROD WE TRUST! 🏆\nCelebrate the hero that saved the Corvair space shuttle!\n\n"In Rod We Trust!" - The Nation\n\nTonight's Program\n\nDocumentary Screening: "Rod: The Movie"\nMeet and Greet with THE Rod (inanimate carbon rod)\nTime Magazine "Inanimate Object of the Year" ceremony\nPhoto Ops with the Rod (it won't move\, don't worry)\n\n\nRod's Accomplishments\n\nSaved the Corvair space shuttle - By being a rod\nTime Magazine cover - "In Rod We Trust!"\nBeat Homer Simpson for recognition (he's still bitter)\nNational hero status - For rodding\n\n⚠️ Attendance Notes\n\nHomer Simpson NOT invited - He's still upset about this\nThe rod will be under glass - Look\, don't touch\nInanimate carbon rod enthusiasts welcome!\n\n"Huh?! An inanimate carbon rod?!" - Homer (furiously)\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/RABRCx/2027-01-07
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213133-2027-01-14@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270114T230000Z
DTEND:20270115T010000Z
SUMMARY:Inanimate Carbon Rod Appreciation Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:IN ROD WE TRUST! 🏆\nCelebrate the hero that saved the Corvair space shuttle!\n\n"In Rod We Trust!" - The Nation\n\nTonight's Program\n\nDocumentary Screening: "Rod: The Movie"\nMeet and Greet with THE Rod (inanimate carbon rod)\nTime Magazine "Inanimate Object of the Year" ceremony\nPhoto Ops with the Rod (it won't move\, don't worry)\n\n\nRod's Accomplishments\n\nSaved the Corvair space shuttle - By being a rod\nTime Magazine cover - "In Rod We Trust!"\nBeat Homer Simpson for recognition (he's still bitter)\nNational hero status - For rodding\n\n⚠️ Attendance Notes\n\nHomer Simpson NOT invited - He's still upset about this\nThe rod will be under glass - Look\, don't touch\nInanimate carbon rod enthusiasts welcome!\n\n"Huh?! An inanimate carbon rod?!" - Homer (furiously)\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/RABRCx/2027-01-14
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213133-2027-01-21@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270121T230000Z
DTEND:20270122T010000Z
SUMMARY:Inanimate Carbon Rod Appreciation Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:IN ROD WE TRUST! 🏆\nCelebrate the hero that saved the Corvair space shuttle!\n\n"In Rod We Trust!" - The Nation\n\nTonight's Program\n\nDocumentary Screening: "Rod: The Movie"\nMeet and Greet with THE Rod (inanimate carbon rod)\nTime Magazine "Inanimate Object of the Year" ceremony\nPhoto Ops with the Rod (it won't move\, don't worry)\n\n\nRod's Accomplishments\n\nSaved the Corvair space shuttle - By being a rod\nTime Magazine cover - "In Rod We Trust!"\nBeat Homer Simpson for recognition (he's still bitter)\nNational hero status - For rodding\n\n⚠️ Attendance Notes\n\nHomer Simpson NOT invited - He's still upset about this\nThe rod will be under glass - Look\, don't touch\nInanimate carbon rod enthusiasts welcome!\n\n"Huh?! An inanimate carbon rod?!" - Homer (furiously)\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/RABRCx/2027-01-21
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213122-2026-10-24@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261025T000000Z
DTEND:20261025T040000Z
SUMMARY:🏛️ The Stonecutters Secret Show at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Who Controls the British Crown? WE DO! WE DO!\nExclusive Stonecutters members-only event!\n\n"Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? WE DO! WE DO!" - The Sacred Song\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nSacred Songs - Full "We Do" performance\nSecret Rituals - (Can't tell you\, it's secret) 🤫\nBrotherhood Bonding - Duff\, but fancy\nParchment Reading - Ancient wisdom or something\n\n\nEntry Requirements\n\nSacred Parchment - Required at door\nMember Number - Know yours!\nNumber 908 (Homer) - Still NOT invited (he knows what he did)\nDress Code: Robes or business casual\n\nWho Made Steve Guttenberg a Star?\nWE DO! WE DO!\n"Oh no\, no\, wait\, wait. Let me explain about the car chase. I thought the cop was a ghost!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/aBEe8M/2026-10-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213122-2026-10-31@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261101T000000Z
DTEND:20261101T040000Z
SUMMARY:🏛️ The Stonecutters Secret Show at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Who Controls the British Crown? WE DO! WE DO!\nExclusive Stonecutters members-only event!\n\n"Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? WE DO! WE DO!" - The Sacred Song\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nSacred Songs - Full "We Do" performance\nSecret Rituals - (Can't tell you\, it's secret) 🤫\nBrotherhood Bonding - Duff\, but fancy\nParchment Reading - Ancient wisdom or something\n\n\nEntry Requirements\n\nSacred Parchment - Required at door\nMember Number - Know yours!\nNumber 908 (Homer) - Still NOT invited (he knows what he did)\nDress Code: Robes or business casual\n\nWho Made Steve Guttenberg a Star?\nWE DO! WE DO!\n"Oh no\, no\, wait\, wait. Let me explain about the car chase. I thought the cop was a ghost!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/aBEe8M/2026-10-31
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213122-2026-11-07@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261108T010000Z
DTEND:20261108T050000Z
SUMMARY:🏛️ The Stonecutters Secret Show at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Who Controls the British Crown? WE DO! WE DO!\nExclusive Stonecutters members-only event!\n\n"Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? WE DO! WE DO!" - The Sacred Song\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nSacred Songs - Full "We Do" performance\nSecret Rituals - (Can't tell you\, it's secret) 🤫\nBrotherhood Bonding - Duff\, but fancy\nParchment Reading - Ancient wisdom or something\n\n\nEntry Requirements\n\nSacred Parchment - Required at door\nMember Number - Know yours!\nNumber 908 (Homer) - Still NOT invited (he knows what he did)\nDress Code: Robes or business casual\n\nWho Made Steve Guttenberg a Star?\nWE DO! WE DO!\n"Oh no\, no\, wait\, wait. Let me explain about the car chase. I thought the cop was a ghost!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/aBEe8M/2026-11-07
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213122-2026-11-14@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261115T010000Z
DTEND:20261115T050000Z
SUMMARY:🏛️ The Stonecutters Secret Show at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Who Controls the British Crown? WE DO! WE DO!\nExclusive Stonecutters members-only event!\n\n"Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? WE DO! WE DO!" - The Sacred Song\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nSacred Songs - Full "We Do" performance\nSecret Rituals - (Can't tell you\, it's secret) 🤫\nBrotherhood Bonding - Duff\, but fancy\nParchment Reading - Ancient wisdom or something\n\n\nEntry Requirements\n\nSacred Parchment - Required at door\nMember Number - Know yours!\nNumber 908 (Homer) - Still NOT invited (he knows what he did)\nDress Code: Robes or business casual\n\nWho Made Steve Guttenberg a Star?\nWE DO! WE DO!\n"Oh no\, no\, wait\, wait. Let me explain about the car chase. I thought the cop was a ghost!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/aBEe8M/2026-11-14
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213122-2026-11-21@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261122T010000Z
DTEND:20261122T050000Z
SUMMARY:🏛️ The Stonecutters Secret Show at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Who Controls the British Crown? WE DO! WE DO!\nExclusive Stonecutters members-only event!\n\n"Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? WE DO! WE DO!" - The Sacred Song\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nSacred Songs - Full "We Do" performance\nSecret Rituals - (Can't tell you\, it's secret) 🤫\nBrotherhood Bonding - Duff\, but fancy\nParchment Reading - Ancient wisdom or something\n\n\nEntry Requirements\n\nSacred Parchment - Required at door\nMember Number - Know yours!\nNumber 908 (Homer) - Still NOT invited (he knows what he did)\nDress Code: Robes or business casual\n\nWho Made Steve Guttenberg a Star?\nWE DO! WE DO!\n"Oh no\, no\, wait\, wait. Let me explain about the car chase. I thought the cop was a ghost!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/aBEe8M/2026-11-21
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213122-2026-11-28@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261129T010000Z
DTEND:20261129T050000Z
SUMMARY:🏛️ The Stonecutters Secret Show at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Who Controls the British Crown? WE DO! WE DO!\nExclusive Stonecutters members-only event!\n\n"Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? WE DO! WE DO!" - The Sacred Song\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nSacred Songs - Full "We Do" performance\nSecret Rituals - (Can't tell you\, it's secret) 🤫\nBrotherhood Bonding - Duff\, but fancy\nParchment Reading - Ancient wisdom or something\n\n\nEntry Requirements\n\nSacred Parchment - Required at door\nMember Number - Know yours!\nNumber 908 (Homer) - Still NOT invited (he knows what he did)\nDress Code: Robes or business casual\n\nWho Made Steve Guttenberg a Star?\nWE DO! WE DO!\n"Oh no\, no\, wait\, wait. Let me explain about the car chase. I thought the cop was a ghost!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/aBEe8M/2026-11-28
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213122-2026-12-05@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261206T010000Z
DTEND:20261206T050000Z
SUMMARY:🏛️ The Stonecutters Secret Show at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Who Controls the British Crown? WE DO! WE DO!\nExclusive Stonecutters members-only event!\n\n"Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? WE DO! WE DO!" - The Sacred Song\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nSacred Songs - Full "We Do" performance\nSecret Rituals - (Can't tell you\, it's secret) 🤫\nBrotherhood Bonding - Duff\, but fancy\nParchment Reading - Ancient wisdom or something\n\n\nEntry Requirements\n\nSacred Parchment - Required at door\nMember Number - Know yours!\nNumber 908 (Homer) - Still NOT invited (he knows what he did)\nDress Code: Robes or business casual\n\nWho Made Steve Guttenberg a Star?\nWE DO! WE DO!\n"Oh no\, no\, wait\, wait. Let me explain about the car chase. I thought the cop was a ghost!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/aBEe8M/2026-12-05
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213122-2026-12-12@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261213T010000Z
DTEND:20261213T050000Z
SUMMARY:🏛️ The Stonecutters Secret Show at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Who Controls the British Crown? WE DO! WE DO!\nExclusive Stonecutters members-only event!\n\n"Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? WE DO! WE DO!" - The Sacred Song\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nSacred Songs - Full "We Do" performance\nSecret Rituals - (Can't tell you\, it's secret) 🤫\nBrotherhood Bonding - Duff\, but fancy\nParchment Reading - Ancient wisdom or something\n\n\nEntry Requirements\n\nSacred Parchment - Required at door\nMember Number - Know yours!\nNumber 908 (Homer) - Still NOT invited (he knows what he did)\nDress Code: Robes or business casual\n\nWho Made Steve Guttenberg a Star?\nWE DO! WE DO!\n"Oh no\, no\, wait\, wait. Let me explain about the car chase. I thought the cop was a ghost!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/aBEe8M/2026-12-12
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213122-2026-12-19@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261220T010000Z
DTEND:20261220T050000Z
SUMMARY:🏛️ The Stonecutters Secret Show at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Who Controls the British Crown? WE DO! WE DO!\nExclusive Stonecutters members-only event!\n\n"Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? WE DO! WE DO!" - The Sacred Song\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nSacred Songs - Full "We Do" performance\nSecret Rituals - (Can't tell you\, it's secret) 🤫\nBrotherhood Bonding - Duff\, but fancy\nParchment Reading - Ancient wisdom or something\n\n\nEntry Requirements\n\nSacred Parchment - Required at door\nMember Number - Know yours!\nNumber 908 (Homer) - Still NOT invited (he knows what he did)\nDress Code: Robes or business casual\n\nWho Made Steve Guttenberg a Star?\nWE DO! WE DO!\n"Oh no\, no\, wait\, wait. Let me explain about the car chase. I thought the cop was a ghost!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/aBEe8M/2026-12-19
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213122-2026-12-26@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261227T010000Z
DTEND:20261227T050000Z
SUMMARY:🏛️ The Stonecutters Secret Show at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Who Controls the British Crown? WE DO! WE DO!\nExclusive Stonecutters members-only event!\n\n"Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? WE DO! WE DO!" - The Sacred Song\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nSacred Songs - Full "We Do" performance\nSecret Rituals - (Can't tell you\, it's secret) 🤫\nBrotherhood Bonding - Duff\, but fancy\nParchment Reading - Ancient wisdom or something\n\n\nEntry Requirements\n\nSacred Parchment - Required at door\nMember Number - Know yours!\nNumber 908 (Homer) - Still NOT invited (he knows what he did)\nDress Code: Robes or business casual\n\nWho Made Steve Guttenberg a Star?\nWE DO! WE DO!\n"Oh no\, no\, wait\, wait. Let me explain about the car chase. I thought the cop was a ghost!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/aBEe8M/2026-12-26
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213122-2027-01-02@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270103T010000Z
DTEND:20270103T050000Z
SUMMARY:🏛️ The Stonecutters Secret Show at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Who Controls the British Crown? WE DO! WE DO!\nExclusive Stonecutters members-only event!\n\n"Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? WE DO! WE DO!" - The Sacred Song\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nSacred Songs - Full "We Do" performance\nSecret Rituals - (Can't tell you\, it's secret) 🤫\nBrotherhood Bonding - Duff\, but fancy\nParchment Reading - Ancient wisdom or something\n\n\nEntry Requirements\n\nSacred Parchment - Required at door\nMember Number - Know yours!\nNumber 908 (Homer) - Still NOT invited (he knows what he did)\nDress Code: Robes or business casual\n\nWho Made Steve Guttenberg a Star?\nWE DO! WE DO!\n"Oh no\, no\, wait\, wait. Let me explain about the car chase. I thought the cop was a ghost!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/aBEe8M/2027-01-02
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213122-2027-01-09@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270110T010000Z
DTEND:20270110T050000Z
SUMMARY:🏛️ The Stonecutters Secret Show at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Who Controls the British Crown? WE DO! WE DO!\nExclusive Stonecutters members-only event!\n\n"Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? WE DO! WE DO!" - The Sacred Song\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nSacred Songs - Full "We Do" performance\nSecret Rituals - (Can't tell you\, it's secret) 🤫\nBrotherhood Bonding - Duff\, but fancy\nParchment Reading - Ancient wisdom or something\n\n\nEntry Requirements\n\nSacred Parchment - Required at door\nMember Number - Know yours!\nNumber 908 (Homer) - Still NOT invited (he knows what he did)\nDress Code: Robes or business casual\n\nWho Made Steve Guttenberg a Star?\nWE DO! WE DO!\n"Oh no\, no\, wait\, wait. Let me explain about the car chase. I thought the cop was a ghost!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/aBEe8M/2027-01-09
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213122-2027-01-16@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270117T010000Z
DTEND:20270117T050000Z
SUMMARY:🏛️ The Stonecutters Secret Show at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Who Controls the British Crown? WE DO! WE DO!\nExclusive Stonecutters members-only event!\n\n"Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? WE DO! WE DO!" - The Sacred Song\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nSacred Songs - Full "We Do" performance\nSecret Rituals - (Can't tell you\, it's secret) 🤫\nBrotherhood Bonding - Duff\, but fancy\nParchment Reading - Ancient wisdom or something\n\n\nEntry Requirements\n\nSacred Parchment - Required at door\nMember Number - Know yours!\nNumber 908 (Homer) - Still NOT invited (he knows what he did)\nDress Code: Robes or business casual\n\nWho Made Steve Guttenberg a Star?\nWE DO! WE DO!\n"Oh no\, no\, wait\, wait. Let me explain about the car chase. I thought the cop was a ghost!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/aBEe8M/2027-01-16
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213121-2026-10-25@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261025T180000Z
DTEND:20261025T210000Z
SUMMARY:Talent Show: Springfield's Got Talent at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🌟 Springfield's Finest Showcase Their Hidden Talents!\nYou've got talent! (Maybe. We'll see.) 🎭\n\n"I bent my wookie!" - Ralph Wiggum\, potential contestant\n\n🎤 Expected Performances\n\n🎩 Mr. Burns: Juggling (with hounds as backup)\n🏈 Hans Moleman: "Football in the Groin" reenactment (audience participation optional)\n🦸 Comic Book Guy: Worst. Performance. Ever. (his words)\n🖍️ Ralph Wiggum: TBD (probably glue-related)\n🎷 Lisa Simpson: Setting the bar impossibly high\n\n\n👨‍⚖️ Judges Panel\n\n🎩 Mayor Quimby - "Vote Quimby... er\, I mean\, I judge fairly!"\n🤡 Krusty - "Hey hey! This better not waste my time!"\n🎷 Lisa Simpson - The only qualified judge\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Winner: $100 + glory\n🥈 Runner-up: Krusty Burger gift card\n🎀 Everyone else: Participated!\n\n"I'm Idaho!" - Ralph\, during his act 🥔\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/PGZBM0/2026-10-25
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213121-2026-11-01@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261101T190000Z
DTEND:20261101T220000Z
SUMMARY:Talent Show: Springfield's Got Talent at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🌟 Springfield's Finest Showcase Their Hidden Talents!\nYou've got talent! (Maybe. We'll see.) 🎭\n\n"I bent my wookie!" - Ralph Wiggum\, potential contestant\n\n🎤 Expected Performances\n\n🎩 Mr. Burns: Juggling (with hounds as backup)\n🏈 Hans Moleman: "Football in the Groin" reenactment (audience participation optional)\n🦸 Comic Book Guy: Worst. Performance. Ever. (his words)\n🖍️ Ralph Wiggum: TBD (probably glue-related)\n🎷 Lisa Simpson: Setting the bar impossibly high\n\n\n👨‍⚖️ Judges Panel\n\n🎩 Mayor Quimby - "Vote Quimby... er\, I mean\, I judge fairly!"\n🤡 Krusty - "Hey hey! This better not waste my time!"\n🎷 Lisa Simpson - The only qualified judge\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Winner: $100 + glory\n🥈 Runner-up: Krusty Burger gift card\n🎀 Everyone else: Participated!\n\n"I'm Idaho!" - Ralph\, during his act 🥔\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/PGZBM0/2026-11-01
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213121-2026-11-08@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261108T190000Z
DTEND:20261108T220000Z
SUMMARY:Talent Show: Springfield's Got Talent at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🌟 Springfield's Finest Showcase Their Hidden Talents!\nYou've got talent! (Maybe. We'll see.) 🎭\n\n"I bent my wookie!" - Ralph Wiggum\, potential contestant\n\n🎤 Expected Performances\n\n🎩 Mr. Burns: Juggling (with hounds as backup)\n🏈 Hans Moleman: "Football in the Groin" reenactment (audience participation optional)\n🦸 Comic Book Guy: Worst. Performance. Ever. (his words)\n🖍️ Ralph Wiggum: TBD (probably glue-related)\n🎷 Lisa Simpson: Setting the bar impossibly high\n\n\n👨‍⚖️ Judges Panel\n\n🎩 Mayor Quimby - "Vote Quimby... er\, I mean\, I judge fairly!"\n🤡 Krusty - "Hey hey! This better not waste my time!"\n🎷 Lisa Simpson - The only qualified judge\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Winner: $100 + glory\n🥈 Runner-up: Krusty Burger gift card\n🎀 Everyone else: Participated!\n\n"I'm Idaho!" - Ralph\, during his act 🥔\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/PGZBM0/2026-11-08
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213121-2026-11-15@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261115T190000Z
DTEND:20261115T220000Z
SUMMARY:Talent Show: Springfield's Got Talent at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🌟 Springfield's Finest Showcase Their Hidden Talents!\nYou've got talent! (Maybe. We'll see.) 🎭\n\n"I bent my wookie!" - Ralph Wiggum\, potential contestant\n\n🎤 Expected Performances\n\n🎩 Mr. Burns: Juggling (with hounds as backup)\n🏈 Hans Moleman: "Football in the Groin" reenactment (audience participation optional)\n🦸 Comic Book Guy: Worst. Performance. Ever. (his words)\n🖍️ Ralph Wiggum: TBD (probably glue-related)\n🎷 Lisa Simpson: Setting the bar impossibly high\n\n\n👨‍⚖️ Judges Panel\n\n🎩 Mayor Quimby - "Vote Quimby... er\, I mean\, I judge fairly!"\n🤡 Krusty - "Hey hey! This better not waste my time!"\n🎷 Lisa Simpson - The only qualified judge\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Winner: $100 + glory\n🥈 Runner-up: Krusty Burger gift card\n🎀 Everyone else: Participated!\n\n"I'm Idaho!" - Ralph\, during his act 🥔\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/PGZBM0/2026-11-15
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213121-2026-11-22@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261122T190000Z
DTEND:20261122T220000Z
SUMMARY:Talent Show: Springfield's Got Talent at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🌟 Springfield's Finest Showcase Their Hidden Talents!\nYou've got talent! (Maybe. We'll see.) 🎭\n\n"I bent my wookie!" - Ralph Wiggum\, potential contestant\n\n🎤 Expected Performances\n\n🎩 Mr. Burns: Juggling (with hounds as backup)\n🏈 Hans Moleman: "Football in the Groin" reenactment (audience participation optional)\n🦸 Comic Book Guy: Worst. Performance. Ever. (his words)\n🖍️ Ralph Wiggum: TBD (probably glue-related)\n🎷 Lisa Simpson: Setting the bar impossibly high\n\n\n👨‍⚖️ Judges Panel\n\n🎩 Mayor Quimby - "Vote Quimby... er\, I mean\, I judge fairly!"\n🤡 Krusty - "Hey hey! This better not waste my time!"\n🎷 Lisa Simpson - The only qualified judge\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Winner: $100 + glory\n🥈 Runner-up: Krusty Burger gift card\n🎀 Everyone else: Participated!\n\n"I'm Idaho!" - Ralph\, during his act 🥔\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/PGZBM0/2026-11-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213121-2026-11-29@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261129T190000Z
DTEND:20261129T220000Z
SUMMARY:Talent Show: Springfield's Got Talent at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🌟 Springfield's Finest Showcase Their Hidden Talents!\nYou've got talent! (Maybe. We'll see.) 🎭\n\n"I bent my wookie!" - Ralph Wiggum\, potential contestant\n\n🎤 Expected Performances\n\n🎩 Mr. Burns: Juggling (with hounds as backup)\n🏈 Hans Moleman: "Football in the Groin" reenactment (audience participation optional)\n🦸 Comic Book Guy: Worst. Performance. Ever. (his words)\n🖍️ Ralph Wiggum: TBD (probably glue-related)\n🎷 Lisa Simpson: Setting the bar impossibly high\n\n\n👨‍⚖️ Judges Panel\n\n🎩 Mayor Quimby - "Vote Quimby... er\, I mean\, I judge fairly!"\n🤡 Krusty - "Hey hey! This better not waste my time!"\n🎷 Lisa Simpson - The only qualified judge\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Winner: $100 + glory\n🥈 Runner-up: Krusty Burger gift card\n🎀 Everyone else: Participated!\n\n"I'm Idaho!" - Ralph\, during his act 🥔\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/PGZBM0/2026-11-29
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213121-2026-12-06@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261206T190000Z
DTEND:20261206T220000Z
SUMMARY:Talent Show: Springfield's Got Talent at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🌟 Springfield's Finest Showcase Their Hidden Talents!\nYou've got talent! (Maybe. We'll see.) 🎭\n\n"I bent my wookie!" - Ralph Wiggum\, potential contestant\n\n🎤 Expected Performances\n\n🎩 Mr. Burns: Juggling (with hounds as backup)\n🏈 Hans Moleman: "Football in the Groin" reenactment (audience participation optional)\n🦸 Comic Book Guy: Worst. Performance. Ever. (his words)\n🖍️ Ralph Wiggum: TBD (probably glue-related)\n🎷 Lisa Simpson: Setting the bar impossibly high\n\n\n👨‍⚖️ Judges Panel\n\n🎩 Mayor Quimby - "Vote Quimby... er\, I mean\, I judge fairly!"\n🤡 Krusty - "Hey hey! This better not waste my time!"\n🎷 Lisa Simpson - The only qualified judge\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Winner: $100 + glory\n🥈 Runner-up: Krusty Burger gift card\n🎀 Everyone else: Participated!\n\n"I'm Idaho!" - Ralph\, during his act 🥔\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/PGZBM0/2026-12-06
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213121-2026-12-13@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261213T190000Z
DTEND:20261213T220000Z
SUMMARY:Talent Show: Springfield's Got Talent at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🌟 Springfield's Finest Showcase Their Hidden Talents!\nYou've got talent! (Maybe. We'll see.) 🎭\n\n"I bent my wookie!" - Ralph Wiggum\, potential contestant\n\n🎤 Expected Performances\n\n🎩 Mr. Burns: Juggling (with hounds as backup)\n🏈 Hans Moleman: "Football in the Groin" reenactment (audience participation optional)\n🦸 Comic Book Guy: Worst. Performance. Ever. (his words)\n🖍️ Ralph Wiggum: TBD (probably glue-related)\n🎷 Lisa Simpson: Setting the bar impossibly high\n\n\n👨‍⚖️ Judges Panel\n\n🎩 Mayor Quimby - "Vote Quimby... er\, I mean\, I judge fairly!"\n🤡 Krusty - "Hey hey! This better not waste my time!"\n🎷 Lisa Simpson - The only qualified judge\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Winner: $100 + glory\n🥈 Runner-up: Krusty Burger gift card\n🎀 Everyone else: Participated!\n\n"I'm Idaho!" - Ralph\, during his act 🥔\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/PGZBM0/2026-12-13
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213121-2026-12-20@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261220T190000Z
DTEND:20261220T220000Z
SUMMARY:Talent Show: Springfield's Got Talent at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🌟 Springfield's Finest Showcase Their Hidden Talents!\nYou've got talent! (Maybe. We'll see.) 🎭\n\n"I bent my wookie!" - Ralph Wiggum\, potential contestant\n\n🎤 Expected Performances\n\n🎩 Mr. Burns: Juggling (with hounds as backup)\n🏈 Hans Moleman: "Football in the Groin" reenactment (audience participation optional)\n🦸 Comic Book Guy: Worst. Performance. Ever. (his words)\n🖍️ Ralph Wiggum: TBD (probably glue-related)\n🎷 Lisa Simpson: Setting the bar impossibly high\n\n\n👨‍⚖️ Judges Panel\n\n🎩 Mayor Quimby - "Vote Quimby... er\, I mean\, I judge fairly!"\n🤡 Krusty - "Hey hey! This better not waste my time!"\n🎷 Lisa Simpson - The only qualified judge\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Winner: $100 + glory\n🥈 Runner-up: Krusty Burger gift card\n🎀 Everyone else: Participated!\n\n"I'm Idaho!" - Ralph\, during his act 🥔\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/PGZBM0/2026-12-20
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213121-2026-12-27@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261227T190000Z
DTEND:20261227T220000Z
SUMMARY:Talent Show: Springfield's Got Talent at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🌟 Springfield's Finest Showcase Their Hidden Talents!\nYou've got talent! (Maybe. We'll see.) 🎭\n\n"I bent my wookie!" - Ralph Wiggum\, potential contestant\n\n🎤 Expected Performances\n\n🎩 Mr. Burns: Juggling (with hounds as backup)\n🏈 Hans Moleman: "Football in the Groin" reenactment (audience participation optional)\n🦸 Comic Book Guy: Worst. Performance. Ever. (his words)\n🖍️ Ralph Wiggum: TBD (probably glue-related)\n🎷 Lisa Simpson: Setting the bar impossibly high\n\n\n👨‍⚖️ Judges Panel\n\n🎩 Mayor Quimby - "Vote Quimby... er\, I mean\, I judge fairly!"\n🤡 Krusty - "Hey hey! This better not waste my time!"\n🎷 Lisa Simpson - The only qualified judge\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Winner: $100 + glory\n🥈 Runner-up: Krusty Burger gift card\n🎀 Everyone else: Participated!\n\n"I'm Idaho!" - Ralph\, during his act 🥔\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/PGZBM0/2026-12-27
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213121-2027-01-03@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270103T190000Z
DTEND:20270103T220000Z
SUMMARY:Talent Show: Springfield's Got Talent at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🌟 Springfield's Finest Showcase Their Hidden Talents!\nYou've got talent! (Maybe. We'll see.) 🎭\n\n"I bent my wookie!" - Ralph Wiggum\, potential contestant\n\n🎤 Expected Performances\n\n🎩 Mr. Burns: Juggling (with hounds as backup)\n🏈 Hans Moleman: "Football in the Groin" reenactment (audience participation optional)\n🦸 Comic Book Guy: Worst. Performance. Ever. (his words)\n🖍️ Ralph Wiggum: TBD (probably glue-related)\n🎷 Lisa Simpson: Setting the bar impossibly high\n\n\n👨‍⚖️ Judges Panel\n\n🎩 Mayor Quimby - "Vote Quimby... er\, I mean\, I judge fairly!"\n🤡 Krusty - "Hey hey! This better not waste my time!"\n🎷 Lisa Simpson - The only qualified judge\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Winner: $100 + glory\n🥈 Runner-up: Krusty Burger gift card\n🎀 Everyone else: Participated!\n\n"I'm Idaho!" - Ralph\, during his act 🥔\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/PGZBM0/2027-01-03
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213121-2027-01-10@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270110T190000Z
DTEND:20270110T220000Z
SUMMARY:Talent Show: Springfield's Got Talent at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🌟 Springfield's Finest Showcase Their Hidden Talents!\nYou've got talent! (Maybe. We'll see.) 🎭\n\n"I bent my wookie!" - Ralph Wiggum\, potential contestant\n\n🎤 Expected Performances\n\n🎩 Mr. Burns: Juggling (with hounds as backup)\n🏈 Hans Moleman: "Football in the Groin" reenactment (audience participation optional)\n🦸 Comic Book Guy: Worst. Performance. Ever. (his words)\n🖍️ Ralph Wiggum: TBD (probably glue-related)\n🎷 Lisa Simpson: Setting the bar impossibly high\n\n\n👨‍⚖️ Judges Panel\n\n🎩 Mayor Quimby - "Vote Quimby... er\, I mean\, I judge fairly!"\n🤡 Krusty - "Hey hey! This better not waste my time!"\n🎷 Lisa Simpson - The only qualified judge\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Winner: $100 + glory\n🥈 Runner-up: Krusty Burger gift card\n🎀 Everyone else: Participated!\n\n"I'm Idaho!" - Ralph\, during his act 🥔\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/PGZBM0/2027-01-10
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213121-2027-01-17@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270117T190000Z
DTEND:20270117T220000Z
SUMMARY:Talent Show: Springfield's Got Talent at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🌟 Springfield's Finest Showcase Their Hidden Talents!\nYou've got talent! (Maybe. We'll see.) 🎭\n\n"I bent my wookie!" - Ralph Wiggum\, potential contestant\n\n🎤 Expected Performances\n\n🎩 Mr. Burns: Juggling (with hounds as backup)\n🏈 Hans Moleman: "Football in the Groin" reenactment (audience participation optional)\n🦸 Comic Book Guy: Worst. Performance. Ever. (his words)\n🖍️ Ralph Wiggum: TBD (probably glue-related)\n🎷 Lisa Simpson: Setting the bar impossibly high\n\n\n👨‍⚖️ Judges Panel\n\n🎩 Mayor Quimby - "Vote Quimby... er\, I mean\, I judge fairly!"\n🤡 Krusty - "Hey hey! This better not waste my time!"\n🎷 Lisa Simpson - The only qualified judge\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Winner: $100 + glory\n🥈 Runner-up: Krusty Burger gift card\n🎀 Everyone else: Participated!\n\n"I'm Idaho!" - Ralph\, during his act 🥔\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/PGZBM0/2027-01-17
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213125-2026-10-25@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261025T220000Z
DTEND:20261026T000000Z
SUMMARY:Do It For Her Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 DON'T FORGET: YOU'RE HERE FOREVER\n...covered by Maggie's photos to spell "DO IT FOR HER." 👶\n\n"This is the most emotional room at the nuclear plant." - Every visitor to Homer's workstation\n\n🎨 A Heartwarming Evening\n\n🖼️ Photo Collage Workshop - Create your own "Do It For Her" display\n✨ Motivational Sign-Making - Turn your dread into inspiration\n📋 Templates Provided - Make any workplace bearable\n🧅 Onions Available - For crying purposes (no judgment)\n\n\n💖 Why This Works\n\n📝 Homer had a sign that said "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever"\n👶 Maggie's photos now cover it to spell "Do It For Her"\n😢 It gets us every time - Every. Single. Time.\n\n🎁 Take Home\n\n🖼️ Your completed collage\n💪 A renewed sense of purpose\n🧻 Tissues (you'll need them)\n\nMaggie appearances not guaranteed but highly probable. Bring photos of your loved ones! ❤️\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/vte4VJ/2026-10-25
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213125-2026-11-01@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261101T230000Z
DTEND:20261102T010000Z
SUMMARY:Do It For Her Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 DON'T FORGET: YOU'RE HERE FOREVER\n...covered by Maggie's photos to spell "DO IT FOR HER." 👶\n\n"This is the most emotional room at the nuclear plant." - Every visitor to Homer's workstation\n\n🎨 A Heartwarming Evening\n\n🖼️ Photo Collage Workshop - Create your own "Do It For Her" display\n✨ Motivational Sign-Making - Turn your dread into inspiration\n📋 Templates Provided - Make any workplace bearable\n🧅 Onions Available - For crying purposes (no judgment)\n\n\n💖 Why This Works\n\n📝 Homer had a sign that said "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever"\n👶 Maggie's photos now cover it to spell "Do It For Her"\n😢 It gets us every time - Every. Single. Time.\n\n🎁 Take Home\n\n🖼️ Your completed collage\n💪 A renewed sense of purpose\n🧻 Tissues (you'll need them)\n\nMaggie appearances not guaranteed but highly probable. Bring photos of your loved ones! ❤️\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/vte4VJ/2026-11-01
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213125-2026-11-08@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261108T230000Z
DTEND:20261109T010000Z
SUMMARY:Do It For Her Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 DON'T FORGET: YOU'RE HERE FOREVER\n...covered by Maggie's photos to spell "DO IT FOR HER." 👶\n\n"This is the most emotional room at the nuclear plant." - Every visitor to Homer's workstation\n\n🎨 A Heartwarming Evening\n\n🖼️ Photo Collage Workshop - Create your own "Do It For Her" display\n✨ Motivational Sign-Making - Turn your dread into inspiration\n📋 Templates Provided - Make any workplace bearable\n🧅 Onions Available - For crying purposes (no judgment)\n\n\n💖 Why This Works\n\n📝 Homer had a sign that said "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever"\n👶 Maggie's photos now cover it to spell "Do It For Her"\n😢 It gets us every time - Every. Single. Time.\n\n🎁 Take Home\n\n🖼️ Your completed collage\n💪 A renewed sense of purpose\n🧻 Tissues (you'll need them)\n\nMaggie appearances not guaranteed but highly probable. Bring photos of your loved ones! ❤️\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/vte4VJ/2026-11-08
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213125-2026-11-15@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261115T230000Z
DTEND:20261116T010000Z
SUMMARY:Do It For Her Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 DON'T FORGET: YOU'RE HERE FOREVER\n...covered by Maggie's photos to spell "DO IT FOR HER." 👶\n\n"This is the most emotional room at the nuclear plant." - Every visitor to Homer's workstation\n\n🎨 A Heartwarming Evening\n\n🖼️ Photo Collage Workshop - Create your own "Do It For Her" display\n✨ Motivational Sign-Making - Turn your dread into inspiration\n📋 Templates Provided - Make any workplace bearable\n🧅 Onions Available - For crying purposes (no judgment)\n\n\n💖 Why This Works\n\n📝 Homer had a sign that said "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever"\n👶 Maggie's photos now cover it to spell "Do It For Her"\n😢 It gets us every time - Every. Single. Time.\n\n🎁 Take Home\n\n🖼️ Your completed collage\n💪 A renewed sense of purpose\n🧻 Tissues (you'll need them)\n\nMaggie appearances not guaranteed but highly probable. Bring photos of your loved ones! ❤️\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/vte4VJ/2026-11-15
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213125-2026-11-22@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261122T230000Z
DTEND:20261123T010000Z
SUMMARY:Do It For Her Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 DON'T FORGET: YOU'RE HERE FOREVER\n...covered by Maggie's photos to spell "DO IT FOR HER." 👶\n\n"This is the most emotional room at the nuclear plant." - Every visitor to Homer's workstation\n\n🎨 A Heartwarming Evening\n\n🖼️ Photo Collage Workshop - Create your own "Do It For Her" display\n✨ Motivational Sign-Making - Turn your dread into inspiration\n📋 Templates Provided - Make any workplace bearable\n🧅 Onions Available - For crying purposes (no judgment)\n\n\n💖 Why This Works\n\n📝 Homer had a sign that said "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever"\n👶 Maggie's photos now cover it to spell "Do It For Her"\n😢 It gets us every time - Every. Single. Time.\n\n🎁 Take Home\n\n🖼️ Your completed collage\n💪 A renewed sense of purpose\n🧻 Tissues (you'll need them)\n\nMaggie appearances not guaranteed but highly probable. Bring photos of your loved ones! ❤️\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/vte4VJ/2026-11-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213125-2026-11-29@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261129T230000Z
DTEND:20261130T010000Z
SUMMARY:Do It For Her Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 DON'T FORGET: YOU'RE HERE FOREVER\n...covered by Maggie's photos to spell "DO IT FOR HER." 👶\n\n"This is the most emotional room at the nuclear plant." - Every visitor to Homer's workstation\n\n🎨 A Heartwarming Evening\n\n🖼️ Photo Collage Workshop - Create your own "Do It For Her" display\n✨ Motivational Sign-Making - Turn your dread into inspiration\n📋 Templates Provided - Make any workplace bearable\n🧅 Onions Available - For crying purposes (no judgment)\n\n\n💖 Why This Works\n\n📝 Homer had a sign that said "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever"\n👶 Maggie's photos now cover it to spell "Do It For Her"\n😢 It gets us every time - Every. Single. Time.\n\n🎁 Take Home\n\n🖼️ Your completed collage\n💪 A renewed sense of purpose\n🧻 Tissues (you'll need them)\n\nMaggie appearances not guaranteed but highly probable. Bring photos of your loved ones! ❤️\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/vte4VJ/2026-11-29
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213125-2026-12-06@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261206T230000Z
DTEND:20261207T010000Z
SUMMARY:Do It For Her Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 DON'T FORGET: YOU'RE HERE FOREVER\n...covered by Maggie's photos to spell "DO IT FOR HER." 👶\n\n"This is the most emotional room at the nuclear plant." - Every visitor to Homer's workstation\n\n🎨 A Heartwarming Evening\n\n🖼️ Photo Collage Workshop - Create your own "Do It For Her" display\n✨ Motivational Sign-Making - Turn your dread into inspiration\n📋 Templates Provided - Make any workplace bearable\n🧅 Onions Available - For crying purposes (no judgment)\n\n\n💖 Why This Works\n\n📝 Homer had a sign that said "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever"\n👶 Maggie's photos now cover it to spell "Do It For Her"\n😢 It gets us every time - Every. Single. Time.\n\n🎁 Take Home\n\n🖼️ Your completed collage\n💪 A renewed sense of purpose\n🧻 Tissues (you'll need them)\n\nMaggie appearances not guaranteed but highly probable. Bring photos of your loved ones! ❤️\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/vte4VJ/2026-12-06
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213125-2026-12-13@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261213T230000Z
DTEND:20261214T010000Z
SUMMARY:Do It For Her Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 DON'T FORGET: YOU'RE HERE FOREVER\n...covered by Maggie's photos to spell "DO IT FOR HER." 👶\n\n"This is the most emotional room at the nuclear plant." - Every visitor to Homer's workstation\n\n🎨 A Heartwarming Evening\n\n🖼️ Photo Collage Workshop - Create your own "Do It For Her" display\n✨ Motivational Sign-Making - Turn your dread into inspiration\n📋 Templates Provided - Make any workplace bearable\n🧅 Onions Available - For crying purposes (no judgment)\n\n\n💖 Why This Works\n\n📝 Homer had a sign that said "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever"\n👶 Maggie's photos now cover it to spell "Do It For Her"\n😢 It gets us every time - Every. Single. Time.\n\n🎁 Take Home\n\n🖼️ Your completed collage\n💪 A renewed sense of purpose\n🧻 Tissues (you'll need them)\n\nMaggie appearances not guaranteed but highly probable. Bring photos of your loved ones! ❤️\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/vte4VJ/2026-12-13
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213125-2026-12-20@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261220T230000Z
DTEND:20261221T010000Z
SUMMARY:Do It For Her Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 DON'T FORGET: YOU'RE HERE FOREVER\n...covered by Maggie's photos to spell "DO IT FOR HER." 👶\n\n"This is the most emotional room at the nuclear plant." - Every visitor to Homer's workstation\n\n🎨 A Heartwarming Evening\n\n🖼️ Photo Collage Workshop - Create your own "Do It For Her" display\n✨ Motivational Sign-Making - Turn your dread into inspiration\n📋 Templates Provided - Make any workplace bearable\n🧅 Onions Available - For crying purposes (no judgment)\n\n\n💖 Why This Works\n\n📝 Homer had a sign that said "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever"\n👶 Maggie's photos now cover it to spell "Do It For Her"\n😢 It gets us every time - Every. Single. Time.\n\n🎁 Take Home\n\n🖼️ Your completed collage\n💪 A renewed sense of purpose\n🧻 Tissues (you'll need them)\n\nMaggie appearances not guaranteed but highly probable. Bring photos of your loved ones! ❤️\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/vte4VJ/2026-12-20
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213125-2026-12-27@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261227T230000Z
DTEND:20261228T010000Z
SUMMARY:Do It For Her Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 DON'T FORGET: YOU'RE HERE FOREVER\n...covered by Maggie's photos to spell "DO IT FOR HER." 👶\n\n"This is the most emotional room at the nuclear plant." - Every visitor to Homer's workstation\n\n🎨 A Heartwarming Evening\n\n🖼️ Photo Collage Workshop - Create your own "Do It For Her" display\n✨ Motivational Sign-Making - Turn your dread into inspiration\n📋 Templates Provided - Make any workplace bearable\n🧅 Onions Available - For crying purposes (no judgment)\n\n\n💖 Why This Works\n\n📝 Homer had a sign that said "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever"\n👶 Maggie's photos now cover it to spell "Do It For Her"\n😢 It gets us every time - Every. Single. Time.\n\n🎁 Take Home\n\n🖼️ Your completed collage\n💪 A renewed sense of purpose\n🧻 Tissues (you'll need them)\n\nMaggie appearances not guaranteed but highly probable. Bring photos of your loved ones! ❤️\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/vte4VJ/2026-12-27
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213125-2027-01-03@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270103T230000Z
DTEND:20270104T010000Z
SUMMARY:Do It For Her Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 DON'T FORGET: YOU'RE HERE FOREVER\n...covered by Maggie's photos to spell "DO IT FOR HER." 👶\n\n"This is the most emotional room at the nuclear plant." - Every visitor to Homer's workstation\n\n🎨 A Heartwarming Evening\n\n🖼️ Photo Collage Workshop - Create your own "Do It For Her" display\n✨ Motivational Sign-Making - Turn your dread into inspiration\n📋 Templates Provided - Make any workplace bearable\n🧅 Onions Available - For crying purposes (no judgment)\n\n\n💖 Why This Works\n\n📝 Homer had a sign that said "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever"\n👶 Maggie's photos now cover it to spell "Do It For Her"\n😢 It gets us every time - Every. Single. Time.\n\n🎁 Take Home\n\n🖼️ Your completed collage\n💪 A renewed sense of purpose\n🧻 Tissues (you'll need them)\n\nMaggie appearances not guaranteed but highly probable. Bring photos of your loved ones! ❤️\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/vte4VJ/2027-01-03
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213125-2027-01-10@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270110T230000Z
DTEND:20270111T010000Z
SUMMARY:Do It For Her Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 DON'T FORGET: YOU'RE HERE FOREVER\n...covered by Maggie's photos to spell "DO IT FOR HER." 👶\n\n"This is the most emotional room at the nuclear plant." - Every visitor to Homer's workstation\n\n🎨 A Heartwarming Evening\n\n🖼️ Photo Collage Workshop - Create your own "Do It For Her" display\n✨ Motivational Sign-Making - Turn your dread into inspiration\n📋 Templates Provided - Make any workplace bearable\n🧅 Onions Available - For crying purposes (no judgment)\n\n\n💖 Why This Works\n\n📝 Homer had a sign that said "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever"\n👶 Maggie's photos now cover it to spell "Do It For Her"\n😢 It gets us every time - Every. Single. Time.\n\n🎁 Take Home\n\n🖼️ Your completed collage\n💪 A renewed sense of purpose\n🧻 Tissues (you'll need them)\n\nMaggie appearances not guaranteed but highly probable. Bring photos of your loved ones! ❤️\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/vte4VJ/2027-01-10
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213125-2027-01-17@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270117T230000Z
DTEND:20270118T010000Z
SUMMARY:Do It For Her Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 DON'T FORGET: YOU'RE HERE FOREVER\n...covered by Maggie's photos to spell "DO IT FOR HER." 👶\n\n"This is the most emotional room at the nuclear plant." - Every visitor to Homer's workstation\n\n🎨 A Heartwarming Evening\n\n🖼️ Photo Collage Workshop - Create your own "Do It For Her" display\n✨ Motivational Sign-Making - Turn your dread into inspiration\n📋 Templates Provided - Make any workplace bearable\n🧅 Onions Available - For crying purposes (no judgment)\n\n\n💖 Why This Works\n\n📝 Homer had a sign that said "Don't Forget: You're Here Forever"\n👶 Maggie's photos now cover it to spell "Do It For Her"\n😢 It gets us every time - Every. Single. Time.\n\n🎁 Take Home\n\n🖼️ Your completed collage\n💪 A renewed sense of purpose\n🧻 Tissues (you'll need them)\n\nMaggie appearances not guaranteed but highly probable. Bring photos of your loved ones! ❤️\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/vte4VJ/2027-01-17
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213132-2026-10-25@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261025T220000Z
DTEND:20261026T010000Z
SUMMARY:Everything's Coming Up Milhouse at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎉 Finally! Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! 🌈\nA celebration of mediocrity! Tonight\, EVERYBODY likes Milhouse! 🤓\n\n"My feet are soaked\, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!" - Milhouse Van Houten\n\n🥳 Tonight's Festivities\n\n🎮 Thrillho Video Game Tournament - Play as "THRILLHO" (name didn't fit)\n💪 "My Mom Says I'm Cool" Affirmation Station - She does!\n💇 Vaseline-Based Hair Styling Tips - Get that Milhouse sheen\n🍇 Purple Fruit Drinks - Milhouse's favorite!\n\n\n📊 Milhouse Facts\n\n👓 His glasses are prescription AND style\n💔 Lisa has said no 47 times (and counting)\n👨‍👩‍👦 His parents are divorced (it's complicated)\n📱 He's a meme! (That's cool\, right?)\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best Milhouse Impression: Dignity\n🎮 Thrillho Champion: Video game (slightly used)\n🤗 Participation: Knowing you're not alone\n\n"Remember: Nobody likes Milhouse!" - Tonight\, that changes. ✨\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/khfqaY/2026-10-25
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213132-2026-11-01@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261101T230000Z
DTEND:20261102T020000Z
SUMMARY:Everything's Coming Up Milhouse at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎉 Finally! Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! 🌈\nA celebration of mediocrity! Tonight\, EVERYBODY likes Milhouse! 🤓\n\n"My feet are soaked\, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!" - Milhouse Van Houten\n\n🥳 Tonight's Festivities\n\n🎮 Thrillho Video Game Tournament - Play as "THRILLHO" (name didn't fit)\n💪 "My Mom Says I'm Cool" Affirmation Station - She does!\n💇 Vaseline-Based Hair Styling Tips - Get that Milhouse sheen\n🍇 Purple Fruit Drinks - Milhouse's favorite!\n\n\n📊 Milhouse Facts\n\n👓 His glasses are prescription AND style\n💔 Lisa has said no 47 times (and counting)\n👨‍👩‍👦 His parents are divorced (it's complicated)\n📱 He's a meme! (That's cool\, right?)\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best Milhouse Impression: Dignity\n🎮 Thrillho Champion: Video game (slightly used)\n🤗 Participation: Knowing you're not alone\n\n"Remember: Nobody likes Milhouse!" - Tonight\, that changes. ✨\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/khfqaY/2026-11-01
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213132-2026-11-08@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261108T230000Z
DTEND:20261109T020000Z
SUMMARY:Everything's Coming Up Milhouse at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎉 Finally! Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! 🌈\nA celebration of mediocrity! Tonight\, EVERYBODY likes Milhouse! 🤓\n\n"My feet are soaked\, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!" - Milhouse Van Houten\n\n🥳 Tonight's Festivities\n\n🎮 Thrillho Video Game Tournament - Play as "THRILLHO" (name didn't fit)\n💪 "My Mom Says I'm Cool" Affirmation Station - She does!\n💇 Vaseline-Based Hair Styling Tips - Get that Milhouse sheen\n🍇 Purple Fruit Drinks - Milhouse's favorite!\n\n\n📊 Milhouse Facts\n\n👓 His glasses are prescription AND style\n💔 Lisa has said no 47 times (and counting)\n👨‍👩‍👦 His parents are divorced (it's complicated)\n📱 He's a meme! (That's cool\, right?)\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best Milhouse Impression: Dignity\n🎮 Thrillho Champion: Video game (slightly used)\n🤗 Participation: Knowing you're not alone\n\n"Remember: Nobody likes Milhouse!" - Tonight\, that changes. ✨\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/khfqaY/2026-11-08
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213132-2026-11-15@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261115T230000Z
DTEND:20261116T020000Z
SUMMARY:Everything's Coming Up Milhouse at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎉 Finally! Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! 🌈\nA celebration of mediocrity! Tonight\, EVERYBODY likes Milhouse! 🤓\n\n"My feet are soaked\, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!" - Milhouse Van Houten\n\n🥳 Tonight's Festivities\n\n🎮 Thrillho Video Game Tournament - Play as "THRILLHO" (name didn't fit)\n💪 "My Mom Says I'm Cool" Affirmation Station - She does!\n💇 Vaseline-Based Hair Styling Tips - Get that Milhouse sheen\n🍇 Purple Fruit Drinks - Milhouse's favorite!\n\n\n📊 Milhouse Facts\n\n👓 His glasses are prescription AND style\n💔 Lisa has said no 47 times (and counting)\n👨‍👩‍👦 His parents are divorced (it's complicated)\n📱 He's a meme! (That's cool\, right?)\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best Milhouse Impression: Dignity\n🎮 Thrillho Champion: Video game (slightly used)\n🤗 Participation: Knowing you're not alone\n\n"Remember: Nobody likes Milhouse!" - Tonight\, that changes. ✨\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/khfqaY/2026-11-15
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213132-2026-11-22@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261122T230000Z
DTEND:20261123T020000Z
SUMMARY:Everything's Coming Up Milhouse at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎉 Finally! Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! 🌈\nA celebration of mediocrity! Tonight\, EVERYBODY likes Milhouse! 🤓\n\n"My feet are soaked\, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!" - Milhouse Van Houten\n\n🥳 Tonight's Festivities\n\n🎮 Thrillho Video Game Tournament - Play as "THRILLHO" (name didn't fit)\n💪 "My Mom Says I'm Cool" Affirmation Station - She does!\n💇 Vaseline-Based Hair Styling Tips - Get that Milhouse sheen\n🍇 Purple Fruit Drinks - Milhouse's favorite!\n\n\n📊 Milhouse Facts\n\n👓 His glasses are prescription AND style\n💔 Lisa has said no 47 times (and counting)\n👨‍👩‍👦 His parents are divorced (it's complicated)\n📱 He's a meme! (That's cool\, right?)\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best Milhouse Impression: Dignity\n🎮 Thrillho Champion: Video game (slightly used)\n🤗 Participation: Knowing you're not alone\n\n"Remember: Nobody likes Milhouse!" - Tonight\, that changes. ✨\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/khfqaY/2026-11-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213132-2026-11-29@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261129T230000Z
DTEND:20261130T020000Z
SUMMARY:Everything's Coming Up Milhouse at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎉 Finally! Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! 🌈\nA celebration of mediocrity! Tonight\, EVERYBODY likes Milhouse! 🤓\n\n"My feet are soaked\, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!" - Milhouse Van Houten\n\n🥳 Tonight's Festivities\n\n🎮 Thrillho Video Game Tournament - Play as "THRILLHO" (name didn't fit)\n💪 "My Mom Says I'm Cool" Affirmation Station - She does!\n💇 Vaseline-Based Hair Styling Tips - Get that Milhouse sheen\n🍇 Purple Fruit Drinks - Milhouse's favorite!\n\n\n📊 Milhouse Facts\n\n👓 His glasses are prescription AND style\n💔 Lisa has said no 47 times (and counting)\n👨‍👩‍👦 His parents are divorced (it's complicated)\n📱 He's a meme! (That's cool\, right?)\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best Milhouse Impression: Dignity\n🎮 Thrillho Champion: Video game (slightly used)\n🤗 Participation: Knowing you're not alone\n\n"Remember: Nobody likes Milhouse!" - Tonight\, that changes. ✨\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/khfqaY/2026-11-29
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213132-2026-12-06@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261206T230000Z
DTEND:20261207T020000Z
SUMMARY:Everything's Coming Up Milhouse at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎉 Finally! Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! 🌈\nA celebration of mediocrity! Tonight\, EVERYBODY likes Milhouse! 🤓\n\n"My feet are soaked\, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!" - Milhouse Van Houten\n\n🥳 Tonight's Festivities\n\n🎮 Thrillho Video Game Tournament - Play as "THRILLHO" (name didn't fit)\n💪 "My Mom Says I'm Cool" Affirmation Station - She does!\n💇 Vaseline-Based Hair Styling Tips - Get that Milhouse sheen\n🍇 Purple Fruit Drinks - Milhouse's favorite!\n\n\n📊 Milhouse Facts\n\n👓 His glasses are prescription AND style\n💔 Lisa has said no 47 times (and counting)\n👨‍👩‍👦 His parents are divorced (it's complicated)\n📱 He's a meme! (That's cool\, right?)\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best Milhouse Impression: Dignity\n🎮 Thrillho Champion: Video game (slightly used)\n🤗 Participation: Knowing you're not alone\n\n"Remember: Nobody likes Milhouse!" - Tonight\, that changes. ✨\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/khfqaY/2026-12-06
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213132-2026-12-13@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261213T230000Z
DTEND:20261214T020000Z
SUMMARY:Everything's Coming Up Milhouse at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎉 Finally! Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! 🌈\nA celebration of mediocrity! Tonight\, EVERYBODY likes Milhouse! 🤓\n\n"My feet are soaked\, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!" - Milhouse Van Houten\n\n🥳 Tonight's Festivities\n\n🎮 Thrillho Video Game Tournament - Play as "THRILLHO" (name didn't fit)\n💪 "My Mom Says I'm Cool" Affirmation Station - She does!\n💇 Vaseline-Based Hair Styling Tips - Get that Milhouse sheen\n🍇 Purple Fruit Drinks - Milhouse's favorite!\n\n\n📊 Milhouse Facts\n\n👓 His glasses are prescription AND style\n💔 Lisa has said no 47 times (and counting)\n👨‍👩‍👦 His parents are divorced (it's complicated)\n📱 He's a meme! (That's cool\, right?)\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best Milhouse Impression: Dignity\n🎮 Thrillho Champion: Video game (slightly used)\n🤗 Participation: Knowing you're not alone\n\n"Remember: Nobody likes Milhouse!" - Tonight\, that changes. ✨\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/khfqaY/2026-12-13
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213132-2026-12-20@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261220T230000Z
DTEND:20261221T020000Z
SUMMARY:Everything's Coming Up Milhouse at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎉 Finally! Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! 🌈\nA celebration of mediocrity! Tonight\, EVERYBODY likes Milhouse! 🤓\n\n"My feet are soaked\, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!" - Milhouse Van Houten\n\n🥳 Tonight's Festivities\n\n🎮 Thrillho Video Game Tournament - Play as "THRILLHO" (name didn't fit)\n💪 "My Mom Says I'm Cool" Affirmation Station - She does!\n💇 Vaseline-Based Hair Styling Tips - Get that Milhouse sheen\n🍇 Purple Fruit Drinks - Milhouse's favorite!\n\n\n📊 Milhouse Facts\n\n👓 His glasses are prescription AND style\n💔 Lisa has said no 47 times (and counting)\n👨‍👩‍👦 His parents are divorced (it's complicated)\n📱 He's a meme! (That's cool\, right?)\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best Milhouse Impression: Dignity\n🎮 Thrillho Champion: Video game (slightly used)\n🤗 Participation: Knowing you're not alone\n\n"Remember: Nobody likes Milhouse!" - Tonight\, that changes. ✨\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/khfqaY/2026-12-20
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213132-2026-12-27@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261227T230000Z
DTEND:20261228T020000Z
SUMMARY:Everything's Coming Up Milhouse at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎉 Finally! Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! 🌈\nA celebration of mediocrity! Tonight\, EVERYBODY likes Milhouse! 🤓\n\n"My feet are soaked\, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!" - Milhouse Van Houten\n\n🥳 Tonight's Festivities\n\n🎮 Thrillho Video Game Tournament - Play as "THRILLHO" (name didn't fit)\n💪 "My Mom Says I'm Cool" Affirmation Station - She does!\n💇 Vaseline-Based Hair Styling Tips - Get that Milhouse sheen\n🍇 Purple Fruit Drinks - Milhouse's favorite!\n\n\n📊 Milhouse Facts\n\n👓 His glasses are prescription AND style\n💔 Lisa has said no 47 times (and counting)\n👨‍👩‍👦 His parents are divorced (it's complicated)\n📱 He's a meme! (That's cool\, right?)\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best Milhouse Impression: Dignity\n🎮 Thrillho Champion: Video game (slightly used)\n🤗 Participation: Knowing you're not alone\n\n"Remember: Nobody likes Milhouse!" - Tonight\, that changes. ✨\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/khfqaY/2026-12-27
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213132-2027-01-03@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270103T230000Z
DTEND:20270104T020000Z
SUMMARY:Everything's Coming Up Milhouse at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎉 Finally! Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! 🌈\nA celebration of mediocrity! Tonight\, EVERYBODY likes Milhouse! 🤓\n\n"My feet are soaked\, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!" - Milhouse Van Houten\n\n🥳 Tonight's Festivities\n\n🎮 Thrillho Video Game Tournament - Play as "THRILLHO" (name didn't fit)\n💪 "My Mom Says I'm Cool" Affirmation Station - She does!\n💇 Vaseline-Based Hair Styling Tips - Get that Milhouse sheen\n🍇 Purple Fruit Drinks - Milhouse's favorite!\n\n\n📊 Milhouse Facts\n\n👓 His glasses are prescription AND style\n💔 Lisa has said no 47 times (and counting)\n👨‍👩‍👦 His parents are divorced (it's complicated)\n📱 He's a meme! (That's cool\, right?)\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best Milhouse Impression: Dignity\n🎮 Thrillho Champion: Video game (slightly used)\n🤗 Participation: Knowing you're not alone\n\n"Remember: Nobody likes Milhouse!" - Tonight\, that changes. ✨\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/khfqaY/2027-01-03
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213132-2027-01-10@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270110T230000Z
DTEND:20270111T020000Z
SUMMARY:Everything's Coming Up Milhouse at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎉 Finally! Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! 🌈\nA celebration of mediocrity! Tonight\, EVERYBODY likes Milhouse! 🤓\n\n"My feet are soaked\, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!" - Milhouse Van Houten\n\n🥳 Tonight's Festivities\n\n🎮 Thrillho Video Game Tournament - Play as "THRILLHO" (name didn't fit)\n💪 "My Mom Says I'm Cool" Affirmation Station - She does!\n💇 Vaseline-Based Hair Styling Tips - Get that Milhouse sheen\n🍇 Purple Fruit Drinks - Milhouse's favorite!\n\n\n📊 Milhouse Facts\n\n👓 His glasses are prescription AND style\n💔 Lisa has said no 47 times (and counting)\n👨‍👩‍👦 His parents are divorced (it's complicated)\n📱 He's a meme! (That's cool\, right?)\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best Milhouse Impression: Dignity\n🎮 Thrillho Champion: Video game (slightly used)\n🤗 Participation: Knowing you're not alone\n\n"Remember: Nobody likes Milhouse!" - Tonight\, that changes. ✨\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/khfqaY/2027-01-10
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213132-2027-01-17@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270117T230000Z
DTEND:20270118T020000Z
SUMMARY:Everything's Coming Up Milhouse at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎉 Finally! Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! 🌈\nA celebration of mediocrity! Tonight\, EVERYBODY likes Milhouse! 🤓\n\n"My feet are soaked\, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!" - Milhouse Van Houten\n\n🥳 Tonight's Festivities\n\n🎮 Thrillho Video Game Tournament - Play as "THRILLHO" (name didn't fit)\n💪 "My Mom Says I'm Cool" Affirmation Station - She does!\n💇 Vaseline-Based Hair Styling Tips - Get that Milhouse sheen\n🍇 Purple Fruit Drinks - Milhouse's favorite!\n\n\n📊 Milhouse Facts\n\n👓 His glasses are prescription AND style\n💔 Lisa has said no 47 times (and counting)\n👨‍👩‍👦 His parents are divorced (it's complicated)\n📱 He's a meme! (That's cool\, right?)\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Best Milhouse Impression: Dignity\n🎮 Thrillho Champion: Video game (slightly used)\n🤗 Participation: Knowing you're not alone\n\n"Remember: Nobody likes Milhouse!" - Tonight\, that changes. ✨\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/khfqaY/2027-01-17
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213127-2026-10-26@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261026T140000Z
DTEND:20261026T180000Z
SUMMARY:Radioactive Man Auditions at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:☢️ JIMINY JILIKERS! Open Auditions!\nThe search for the next Fallout Boy is ON!\n\n"Up and atom!" "Up and at them!" "...Up and ATOM!" "...better." - The audition process\n\n📋 Requirements\n\n🗣️ Must be able to say "Jiminy jilikers!" correctly (no "Jiminy JILLIKERS")\n☢️ Radiation resistance preferred but not required\n🚫 No Milhouse - He didn't say it right. Twice.\n👦 Age: Young enough to play a sidekick\n\n\n🎭 Audition Process\n\n📝 Line reading: "Jiminy jilikers\, Radioactive Man!"\n🎬 Screen test: Stand next to Rainier Wolfcastle\n🥽 Goggle test: Put them on\, look cool\n☢️ Radiation exposure: (simulated... probably)\n\n🥽 Equipment Provided\n\nGoggles (they do nothing)\nFallout Boy costume (one size fits most)\nRadioactive glow stick (not actually radioactive)\n\n"Real acid?!" - Milhouse\, discovering the movie's budget\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/6jK25c/2026-10-26
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213127-2026-11-02@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261102T150000Z
DTEND:20261102T190000Z
SUMMARY:Radioactive Man Auditions at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:☢️ JIMINY JILIKERS! Open Auditions!\nThe search for the next Fallout Boy is ON!\n\n"Up and atom!" "Up and at them!" "...Up and ATOM!" "...better." - The audition process\n\n📋 Requirements\n\n🗣️ Must be able to say "Jiminy jilikers!" correctly (no "Jiminy JILLIKERS")\n☢️ Radiation resistance preferred but not required\n🚫 No Milhouse - He didn't say it right. Twice.\n👦 Age: Young enough to play a sidekick\n\n\n🎭 Audition Process\n\n📝 Line reading: "Jiminy jilikers\, Radioactive Man!"\n🎬 Screen test: Stand next to Rainier Wolfcastle\n🥽 Goggle test: Put them on\, look cool\n☢️ Radiation exposure: (simulated... probably)\n\n🥽 Equipment Provided\n\nGoggles (they do nothing)\nFallout Boy costume (one size fits most)\nRadioactive glow stick (not actually radioactive)\n\n"Real acid?!" - Milhouse\, discovering the movie's budget\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/6jK25c/2026-11-02
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213127-2026-11-09@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261109T150000Z
DTEND:20261109T190000Z
SUMMARY:Radioactive Man Auditions at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:☢️ JIMINY JILIKERS! Open Auditions!\nThe search for the next Fallout Boy is ON!\n\n"Up and atom!" "Up and at them!" "...Up and ATOM!" "...better." - The audition process\n\n📋 Requirements\n\n🗣️ Must be able to say "Jiminy jilikers!" correctly (no "Jiminy JILLIKERS")\n☢️ Radiation resistance preferred but not required\n🚫 No Milhouse - He didn't say it right. Twice.\n👦 Age: Young enough to play a sidekick\n\n\n🎭 Audition Process\n\n📝 Line reading: "Jiminy jilikers\, Radioactive Man!"\n🎬 Screen test: Stand next to Rainier Wolfcastle\n🥽 Goggle test: Put them on\, look cool\n☢️ Radiation exposure: (simulated... probably)\n\n🥽 Equipment Provided\n\nGoggles (they do nothing)\nFallout Boy costume (one size fits most)\nRadioactive glow stick (not actually radioactive)\n\n"Real acid?!" - Milhouse\, discovering the movie's budget\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/6jK25c/2026-11-09
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213127-2026-11-16@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261116T150000Z
DTEND:20261116T190000Z
SUMMARY:Radioactive Man Auditions at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:☢️ JIMINY JILIKERS! Open Auditions!\nThe search for the next Fallout Boy is ON!\n\n"Up and atom!" "Up and at them!" "...Up and ATOM!" "...better." - The audition process\n\n📋 Requirements\n\n🗣️ Must be able to say "Jiminy jilikers!" correctly (no "Jiminy JILLIKERS")\n☢️ Radiation resistance preferred but not required\n🚫 No Milhouse - He didn't say it right. Twice.\n👦 Age: Young enough to play a sidekick\n\n\n🎭 Audition Process\n\n📝 Line reading: "Jiminy jilikers\, Radioactive Man!"\n🎬 Screen test: Stand next to Rainier Wolfcastle\n🥽 Goggle test: Put them on\, look cool\n☢️ Radiation exposure: (simulated... probably)\n\n🥽 Equipment Provided\n\nGoggles (they do nothing)\nFallout Boy costume (one size fits most)\nRadioactive glow stick (not actually radioactive)\n\n"Real acid?!" - Milhouse\, discovering the movie's budget\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/6jK25c/2026-11-16
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213127-2026-11-23@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261123T150000Z
DTEND:20261123T190000Z
SUMMARY:Radioactive Man Auditions at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:☢️ JIMINY JILIKERS! Open Auditions!\nThe search for the next Fallout Boy is ON!\n\n"Up and atom!" "Up and at them!" "...Up and ATOM!" "...better." - The audition process\n\n📋 Requirements\n\n🗣️ Must be able to say "Jiminy jilikers!" correctly (no "Jiminy JILLIKERS")\n☢️ Radiation resistance preferred but not required\n🚫 No Milhouse - He didn't say it right. Twice.\n👦 Age: Young enough to play a sidekick\n\n\n🎭 Audition Process\n\n📝 Line reading: "Jiminy jilikers\, Radioactive Man!"\n🎬 Screen test: Stand next to Rainier Wolfcastle\n🥽 Goggle test: Put them on\, look cool\n☢️ Radiation exposure: (simulated... probably)\n\n🥽 Equipment Provided\n\nGoggles (they do nothing)\nFallout Boy costume (one size fits most)\nRadioactive glow stick (not actually radioactive)\n\n"Real acid?!" - Milhouse\, discovering the movie's budget\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/6jK25c/2026-11-23
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213127-2026-11-30@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261130T150000Z
DTEND:20261130T190000Z
SUMMARY:Radioactive Man Auditions at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:☢️ JIMINY JILIKERS! Open Auditions!\nThe search for the next Fallout Boy is ON!\n\n"Up and atom!" "Up and at them!" "...Up and ATOM!" "...better." - The audition process\n\n📋 Requirements\n\n🗣️ Must be able to say "Jiminy jilikers!" correctly (no "Jiminy JILLIKERS")\n☢️ Radiation resistance preferred but not required\n🚫 No Milhouse - He didn't say it right. Twice.\n👦 Age: Young enough to play a sidekick\n\n\n🎭 Audition Process\n\n📝 Line reading: "Jiminy jilikers\, Radioactive Man!"\n🎬 Screen test: Stand next to Rainier Wolfcastle\n🥽 Goggle test: Put them on\, look cool\n☢️ Radiation exposure: (simulated... probably)\n\n🥽 Equipment Provided\n\nGoggles (they do nothing)\nFallout Boy costume (one size fits most)\nRadioactive glow stick (not actually radioactive)\n\n"Real acid?!" - Milhouse\, discovering the movie's budget\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/6jK25c/2026-11-30
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213127-2026-12-07@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261207T150000Z
DTEND:20261207T190000Z
SUMMARY:Radioactive Man Auditions at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:☢️ JIMINY JILIKERS! Open Auditions!\nThe search for the next Fallout Boy is ON!\n\n"Up and atom!" "Up and at them!" "...Up and ATOM!" "...better." - The audition process\n\n📋 Requirements\n\n🗣️ Must be able to say "Jiminy jilikers!" correctly (no "Jiminy JILLIKERS")\n☢️ Radiation resistance preferred but not required\n🚫 No Milhouse - He didn't say it right. Twice.\n👦 Age: Young enough to play a sidekick\n\n\n🎭 Audition Process\n\n📝 Line reading: "Jiminy jilikers\, Radioactive Man!"\n🎬 Screen test: Stand next to Rainier Wolfcastle\n🥽 Goggle test: Put them on\, look cool\n☢️ Radiation exposure: (simulated... probably)\n\n🥽 Equipment Provided\n\nGoggles (they do nothing)\nFallout Boy costume (one size fits most)\nRadioactive glow stick (not actually radioactive)\n\n"Real acid?!" - Milhouse\, discovering the movie's budget\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/6jK25c/2026-12-07
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213127-2026-12-14@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261214T150000Z
DTEND:20261214T190000Z
SUMMARY:Radioactive Man Auditions at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:☢️ JIMINY JILIKERS! Open Auditions!\nThe search for the next Fallout Boy is ON!\n\n"Up and atom!" "Up and at them!" "...Up and ATOM!" "...better." - The audition process\n\n📋 Requirements\n\n🗣️ Must be able to say "Jiminy jilikers!" correctly (no "Jiminy JILLIKERS")\n☢️ Radiation resistance preferred but not required\n🚫 No Milhouse - He didn't say it right. Twice.\n👦 Age: Young enough to play a sidekick\n\n\n🎭 Audition Process\n\n📝 Line reading: "Jiminy jilikers\, Radioactive Man!"\n🎬 Screen test: Stand next to Rainier Wolfcastle\n🥽 Goggle test: Put them on\, look cool\n☢️ Radiation exposure: (simulated... probably)\n\n🥽 Equipment Provided\n\nGoggles (they do nothing)\nFallout Boy costume (one size fits most)\nRadioactive glow stick (not actually radioactive)\n\n"Real acid?!" - Milhouse\, discovering the movie's budget\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/6jK25c/2026-12-14
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213127-2026-12-21@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261221T150000Z
DTEND:20261221T190000Z
SUMMARY:Radioactive Man Auditions at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:☢️ JIMINY JILIKERS! Open Auditions!\nThe search for the next Fallout Boy is ON!\n\n"Up and atom!" "Up and at them!" "...Up and ATOM!" "...better." - The audition process\n\n📋 Requirements\n\n🗣️ Must be able to say "Jiminy jilikers!" correctly (no "Jiminy JILLIKERS")\n☢️ Radiation resistance preferred but not required\n🚫 No Milhouse - He didn't say it right. Twice.\n👦 Age: Young enough to play a sidekick\n\n\n🎭 Audition Process\n\n📝 Line reading: "Jiminy jilikers\, Radioactive Man!"\n🎬 Screen test: Stand next to Rainier Wolfcastle\n🥽 Goggle test: Put them on\, look cool\n☢️ Radiation exposure: (simulated... probably)\n\n🥽 Equipment Provided\n\nGoggles (they do nothing)\nFallout Boy costume (one size fits most)\nRadioactive glow stick (not actually radioactive)\n\n"Real acid?!" - Milhouse\, discovering the movie's budget\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/6jK25c/2026-12-21
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213127-2026-12-28@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261228T150000Z
DTEND:20261228T190000Z
SUMMARY:Radioactive Man Auditions at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:☢️ JIMINY JILIKERS! Open Auditions!\nThe search for the next Fallout Boy is ON!\n\n"Up and atom!" "Up and at them!" "...Up and ATOM!" "...better." - The audition process\n\n📋 Requirements\n\n🗣️ Must be able to say "Jiminy jilikers!" correctly (no "Jiminy JILLIKERS")\n☢️ Radiation resistance preferred but not required\n🚫 No Milhouse - He didn't say it right. Twice.\n👦 Age: Young enough to play a sidekick\n\n\n🎭 Audition Process\n\n📝 Line reading: "Jiminy jilikers\, Radioactive Man!"\n🎬 Screen test: Stand next to Rainier Wolfcastle\n🥽 Goggle test: Put them on\, look cool\n☢️ Radiation exposure: (simulated... probably)\n\n🥽 Equipment Provided\n\nGoggles (they do nothing)\nFallout Boy costume (one size fits most)\nRadioactive glow stick (not actually radioactive)\n\n"Real acid?!" - Milhouse\, discovering the movie's budget\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/6jK25c/2026-12-28
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213127-2027-01-04@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270104T150000Z
DTEND:20270104T190000Z
SUMMARY:Radioactive Man Auditions at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:☢️ JIMINY JILIKERS! Open Auditions!\nThe search for the next Fallout Boy is ON!\n\n"Up and atom!" "Up and at them!" "...Up and ATOM!" "...better." - The audition process\n\n📋 Requirements\n\n🗣️ Must be able to say "Jiminy jilikers!" correctly (no "Jiminy JILLIKERS")\n☢️ Radiation resistance preferred but not required\n🚫 No Milhouse - He didn't say it right. Twice.\n👦 Age: Young enough to play a sidekick\n\n\n🎭 Audition Process\n\n📝 Line reading: "Jiminy jilikers\, Radioactive Man!"\n🎬 Screen test: Stand next to Rainier Wolfcastle\n🥽 Goggle test: Put them on\, look cool\n☢️ Radiation exposure: (simulated... probably)\n\n🥽 Equipment Provided\n\nGoggles (they do nothing)\nFallout Boy costume (one size fits most)\nRadioactive glow stick (not actually radioactive)\n\n"Real acid?!" - Milhouse\, discovering the movie's budget\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/6jK25c/2027-01-04
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213127-2027-01-11@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270111T150000Z
DTEND:20270111T190000Z
SUMMARY:Radioactive Man Auditions at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:☢️ JIMINY JILIKERS! Open Auditions!\nThe search for the next Fallout Boy is ON!\n\n"Up and atom!" "Up and at them!" "...Up and ATOM!" "...better." - The audition process\n\n📋 Requirements\n\n🗣️ Must be able to say "Jiminy jilikers!" correctly (no "Jiminy JILLIKERS")\n☢️ Radiation resistance preferred but not required\n🚫 No Milhouse - He didn't say it right. Twice.\n👦 Age: Young enough to play a sidekick\n\n\n🎭 Audition Process\n\n📝 Line reading: "Jiminy jilikers\, Radioactive Man!"\n🎬 Screen test: Stand next to Rainier Wolfcastle\n🥽 Goggle test: Put them on\, look cool\n☢️ Radiation exposure: (simulated... probably)\n\n🥽 Equipment Provided\n\nGoggles (they do nothing)\nFallout Boy costume (one size fits most)\nRadioactive glow stick (not actually radioactive)\n\n"Real acid?!" - Milhouse\, discovering the movie's budget\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/6jK25c/2027-01-11
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213127-2027-01-18@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270118T150000Z
DTEND:20270118T190000Z
SUMMARY:Radioactive Man Auditions at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:☢️ JIMINY JILIKERS! Open Auditions!\nThe search for the next Fallout Boy is ON!\n\n"Up and atom!" "Up and at them!" "...Up and ATOM!" "...better." - The audition process\n\n📋 Requirements\n\n🗣️ Must be able to say "Jiminy jilikers!" correctly (no "Jiminy JILLIKERS")\n☢️ Radiation resistance preferred but not required\n🚫 No Milhouse - He didn't say it right. Twice.\n👦 Age: Young enough to play a sidekick\n\n\n🎭 Audition Process\n\n📝 Line reading: "Jiminy jilikers\, Radioactive Man!"\n🎬 Screen test: Stand next to Rainier Wolfcastle\n🥽 Goggle test: Put them on\, look cool\n☢️ Radiation exposure: (simulated... probably)\n\n🥽 Equipment Provided\n\nGoggles (they do nothing)\nFallout Boy costume (one size fits most)\nRadioactive glow stick (not actually radioactive)\n\n"Real acid?!" - Milhouse\, discovering the movie's budget\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/6jK25c/2027-01-18
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213129-2026-10-26@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261026T223000Z
DTEND:20261027T003000Z
SUMMARY:Mr. Burns' Retirement Planning at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:😈 Excellent... Financial Immortality Awaits!\nLearn from Springfield's oldest (and most excellent) billionaire!\n\n"I'd give it all up for a little more." - C. Montgomery Burns\n\n💰 Topics Covered\n\n👴 How to Live Forever - Almost! (Ask his doctor team)\n🐕 Releasing the Hounds on competitors - A business strategy\n🍫 "Ah yes\, when candy bars cost a nickel" - Historical economics\n☀️ Sun-blocking as Investment Strategy - Think big! Block out the sun!\n💎 Trust Funds for Dogs - Just in case\n\n\n📋 Seminar Rules\n\n📝 Smithers will be taking attendance\n🐕 Hounds on standby (for demonstration purposes)\n💼 Business casual dress code - No union t-shirts\n🚫 Questions about Bobo - Will NOT be answered\n\n💡 Burns' Business Tips\n\n"I'd trade it all for a little more"\n"Release the hounds!"\n"Smithers\, who is that man?"\n\nAhoy-hoy!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/TC8R0U/2026-10-26
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213129-2026-11-02@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261102T233000Z
DTEND:20261103T013000Z
SUMMARY:Mr. Burns' Retirement Planning at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:😈 Excellent... Financial Immortality Awaits!\nLearn from Springfield's oldest (and most excellent) billionaire!\n\n"I'd give it all up for a little more." - C. Montgomery Burns\n\n💰 Topics Covered\n\n👴 How to Live Forever - Almost! (Ask his doctor team)\n🐕 Releasing the Hounds on competitors - A business strategy\n🍫 "Ah yes\, when candy bars cost a nickel" - Historical economics\n☀️ Sun-blocking as Investment Strategy - Think big! Block out the sun!\n💎 Trust Funds for Dogs - Just in case\n\n\n📋 Seminar Rules\n\n📝 Smithers will be taking attendance\n🐕 Hounds on standby (for demonstration purposes)\n💼 Business casual dress code - No union t-shirts\n🚫 Questions about Bobo - Will NOT be answered\n\n💡 Burns' Business Tips\n\n"I'd trade it all for a little more"\n"Release the hounds!"\n"Smithers\, who is that man?"\n\nAhoy-hoy!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/TC8R0U/2026-11-02
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213129-2026-11-09@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261109T233000Z
DTEND:20261110T013000Z
SUMMARY:Mr. Burns' Retirement Planning at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:😈 Excellent... Financial Immortality Awaits!\nLearn from Springfield's oldest (and most excellent) billionaire!\n\n"I'd give it all up for a little more." - C. Montgomery Burns\n\n💰 Topics Covered\n\n👴 How to Live Forever - Almost! (Ask his doctor team)\n🐕 Releasing the Hounds on competitors - A business strategy\n🍫 "Ah yes\, when candy bars cost a nickel" - Historical economics\n☀️ Sun-blocking as Investment Strategy - Think big! Block out the sun!\n💎 Trust Funds for Dogs - Just in case\n\n\n📋 Seminar Rules\n\n📝 Smithers will be taking attendance\n🐕 Hounds on standby (for demonstration purposes)\n💼 Business casual dress code - No union t-shirts\n🚫 Questions about Bobo - Will NOT be answered\n\n💡 Burns' Business Tips\n\n"I'd trade it all for a little more"\n"Release the hounds!"\n"Smithers\, who is that man?"\n\nAhoy-hoy!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/TC8R0U/2026-11-09
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213129-2026-11-16@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261116T233000Z
DTEND:20261117T013000Z
SUMMARY:Mr. Burns' Retirement Planning at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:😈 Excellent... Financial Immortality Awaits!\nLearn from Springfield's oldest (and most excellent) billionaire!\n\n"I'd give it all up for a little more." - C. Montgomery Burns\n\n💰 Topics Covered\n\n👴 How to Live Forever - Almost! (Ask his doctor team)\n🐕 Releasing the Hounds on competitors - A business strategy\n🍫 "Ah yes\, when candy bars cost a nickel" - Historical economics\n☀️ Sun-blocking as Investment Strategy - Think big! Block out the sun!\n💎 Trust Funds for Dogs - Just in case\n\n\n📋 Seminar Rules\n\n📝 Smithers will be taking attendance\n🐕 Hounds on standby (for demonstration purposes)\n💼 Business casual dress code - No union t-shirts\n🚫 Questions about Bobo - Will NOT be answered\n\n💡 Burns' Business Tips\n\n"I'd trade it all for a little more"\n"Release the hounds!"\n"Smithers\, who is that man?"\n\nAhoy-hoy!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/TC8R0U/2026-11-16
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213129-2026-11-23@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261123T233000Z
DTEND:20261124T013000Z
SUMMARY:Mr. Burns' Retirement Planning at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:😈 Excellent... Financial Immortality Awaits!\nLearn from Springfield's oldest (and most excellent) billionaire!\n\n"I'd give it all up for a little more." - C. Montgomery Burns\n\n💰 Topics Covered\n\n👴 How to Live Forever - Almost! (Ask his doctor team)\n🐕 Releasing the Hounds on competitors - A business strategy\n🍫 "Ah yes\, when candy bars cost a nickel" - Historical economics\n☀️ Sun-blocking as Investment Strategy - Think big! Block out the sun!\n💎 Trust Funds for Dogs - Just in case\n\n\n📋 Seminar Rules\n\n📝 Smithers will be taking attendance\n🐕 Hounds on standby (for demonstration purposes)\n💼 Business casual dress code - No union t-shirts\n🚫 Questions about Bobo - Will NOT be answered\n\n💡 Burns' Business Tips\n\n"I'd trade it all for a little more"\n"Release the hounds!"\n"Smithers\, who is that man?"\n\nAhoy-hoy!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/TC8R0U/2026-11-23
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213129-2026-11-30@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261130T233000Z
DTEND:20261201T013000Z
SUMMARY:Mr. Burns' Retirement Planning at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:😈 Excellent... Financial Immortality Awaits!\nLearn from Springfield's oldest (and most excellent) billionaire!\n\n"I'd give it all up for a little more." - C. Montgomery Burns\n\n💰 Topics Covered\n\n👴 How to Live Forever - Almost! (Ask his doctor team)\n🐕 Releasing the Hounds on competitors - A business strategy\n🍫 "Ah yes\, when candy bars cost a nickel" - Historical economics\n☀️ Sun-blocking as Investment Strategy - Think big! Block out the sun!\n💎 Trust Funds for Dogs - Just in case\n\n\n📋 Seminar Rules\n\n📝 Smithers will be taking attendance\n🐕 Hounds on standby (for demonstration purposes)\n💼 Business casual dress code - No union t-shirts\n🚫 Questions about Bobo - Will NOT be answered\n\n💡 Burns' Business Tips\n\n"I'd trade it all for a little more"\n"Release the hounds!"\n"Smithers\, who is that man?"\n\nAhoy-hoy!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/TC8R0U/2026-11-30
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213129-2026-12-07@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261207T233000Z
DTEND:20261208T013000Z
SUMMARY:Mr. Burns' Retirement Planning at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:😈 Excellent... Financial Immortality Awaits!\nLearn from Springfield's oldest (and most excellent) billionaire!\n\n"I'd give it all up for a little more." - C. Montgomery Burns\n\n💰 Topics Covered\n\n👴 How to Live Forever - Almost! (Ask his doctor team)\n🐕 Releasing the Hounds on competitors - A business strategy\n🍫 "Ah yes\, when candy bars cost a nickel" - Historical economics\n☀️ Sun-blocking as Investment Strategy - Think big! Block out the sun!\n💎 Trust Funds for Dogs - Just in case\n\n\n📋 Seminar Rules\n\n📝 Smithers will be taking attendance\n🐕 Hounds on standby (for demonstration purposes)\n💼 Business casual dress code - No union t-shirts\n🚫 Questions about Bobo - Will NOT be answered\n\n💡 Burns' Business Tips\n\n"I'd trade it all for a little more"\n"Release the hounds!"\n"Smithers\, who is that man?"\n\nAhoy-hoy!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/TC8R0U/2026-12-07
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213129-2026-12-14@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261214T233000Z
DTEND:20261215T013000Z
SUMMARY:Mr. Burns' Retirement Planning at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:😈 Excellent... Financial Immortality Awaits!\nLearn from Springfield's oldest (and most excellent) billionaire!\n\n"I'd give it all up for a little more." - C. Montgomery Burns\n\n💰 Topics Covered\n\n👴 How to Live Forever - Almost! (Ask his doctor team)\n🐕 Releasing the Hounds on competitors - A business strategy\n🍫 "Ah yes\, when candy bars cost a nickel" - Historical economics\n☀️ Sun-blocking as Investment Strategy - Think big! Block out the sun!\n💎 Trust Funds for Dogs - Just in case\n\n\n📋 Seminar Rules\n\n📝 Smithers will be taking attendance\n🐕 Hounds on standby (for demonstration purposes)\n💼 Business casual dress code - No union t-shirts\n🚫 Questions about Bobo - Will NOT be answered\n\n💡 Burns' Business Tips\n\n"I'd trade it all for a little more"\n"Release the hounds!"\n"Smithers\, who is that man?"\n\nAhoy-hoy!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/TC8R0U/2026-12-14
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213129-2026-12-21@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261221T233000Z
DTEND:20261222T013000Z
SUMMARY:Mr. Burns' Retirement Planning at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:😈 Excellent... Financial Immortality Awaits!\nLearn from Springfield's oldest (and most excellent) billionaire!\n\n"I'd give it all up for a little more." - C. Montgomery Burns\n\n💰 Topics Covered\n\n👴 How to Live Forever - Almost! (Ask his doctor team)\n🐕 Releasing the Hounds on competitors - A business strategy\n🍫 "Ah yes\, when candy bars cost a nickel" - Historical economics\n☀️ Sun-blocking as Investment Strategy - Think big! Block out the sun!\n💎 Trust Funds for Dogs - Just in case\n\n\n📋 Seminar Rules\n\n📝 Smithers will be taking attendance\n🐕 Hounds on standby (for demonstration purposes)\n💼 Business casual dress code - No union t-shirts\n🚫 Questions about Bobo - Will NOT be answered\n\n💡 Burns' Business Tips\n\n"I'd trade it all for a little more"\n"Release the hounds!"\n"Smithers\, who is that man?"\n\nAhoy-hoy!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/TC8R0U/2026-12-21
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213129-2026-12-28@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261228T233000Z
DTEND:20261229T013000Z
SUMMARY:Mr. Burns' Retirement Planning at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:😈 Excellent... Financial Immortality Awaits!\nLearn from Springfield's oldest (and most excellent) billionaire!\n\n"I'd give it all up for a little more." - C. Montgomery Burns\n\n💰 Topics Covered\n\n👴 How to Live Forever - Almost! (Ask his doctor team)\n🐕 Releasing the Hounds on competitors - A business strategy\n🍫 "Ah yes\, when candy bars cost a nickel" - Historical economics\n☀️ Sun-blocking as Investment Strategy - Think big! Block out the sun!\n💎 Trust Funds for Dogs - Just in case\n\n\n📋 Seminar Rules\n\n📝 Smithers will be taking attendance\n🐕 Hounds on standby (for demonstration purposes)\n💼 Business casual dress code - No union t-shirts\n🚫 Questions about Bobo - Will NOT be answered\n\n💡 Burns' Business Tips\n\n"I'd trade it all for a little more"\n"Release the hounds!"\n"Smithers\, who is that man?"\n\nAhoy-hoy!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/TC8R0U/2026-12-28
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213129-2027-01-04@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270104T233000Z
DTEND:20270105T013000Z
SUMMARY:Mr. Burns' Retirement Planning at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:😈 Excellent... Financial Immortality Awaits!\nLearn from Springfield's oldest (and most excellent) billionaire!\n\n"I'd give it all up for a little more." - C. Montgomery Burns\n\n💰 Topics Covered\n\n👴 How to Live Forever - Almost! (Ask his doctor team)\n🐕 Releasing the Hounds on competitors - A business strategy\n🍫 "Ah yes\, when candy bars cost a nickel" - Historical economics\n☀️ Sun-blocking as Investment Strategy - Think big! Block out the sun!\n💎 Trust Funds for Dogs - Just in case\n\n\n📋 Seminar Rules\n\n📝 Smithers will be taking attendance\n🐕 Hounds on standby (for demonstration purposes)\n💼 Business casual dress code - No union t-shirts\n🚫 Questions about Bobo - Will NOT be answered\n\n💡 Burns' Business Tips\n\n"I'd trade it all for a little more"\n"Release the hounds!"\n"Smithers\, who is that man?"\n\nAhoy-hoy!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/TC8R0U/2027-01-04
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213129-2027-01-11@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270111T233000Z
DTEND:20270112T013000Z
SUMMARY:Mr. Burns' Retirement Planning at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:😈 Excellent... Financial Immortality Awaits!\nLearn from Springfield's oldest (and most excellent) billionaire!\n\n"I'd give it all up for a little more." - C. Montgomery Burns\n\n💰 Topics Covered\n\n👴 How to Live Forever - Almost! (Ask his doctor team)\n🐕 Releasing the Hounds on competitors - A business strategy\n🍫 "Ah yes\, when candy bars cost a nickel" - Historical economics\n☀️ Sun-blocking as Investment Strategy - Think big! Block out the sun!\n💎 Trust Funds for Dogs - Just in case\n\n\n📋 Seminar Rules\n\n📝 Smithers will be taking attendance\n🐕 Hounds on standby (for demonstration purposes)\n💼 Business casual dress code - No union t-shirts\n🚫 Questions about Bobo - Will NOT be answered\n\n💡 Burns' Business Tips\n\n"I'd trade it all for a little more"\n"Release the hounds!"\n"Smithers\, who is that man?"\n\nAhoy-hoy!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/TC8R0U/2027-01-11
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213129-2027-01-18@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270118T233000Z
DTEND:20270119T013000Z
SUMMARY:Mr. Burns' Retirement Planning at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:😈 Excellent... Financial Immortality Awaits!\nLearn from Springfield's oldest (and most excellent) billionaire!\n\n"I'd give it all up for a little more." - C. Montgomery Burns\n\n💰 Topics Covered\n\n👴 How to Live Forever - Almost! (Ask his doctor team)\n🐕 Releasing the Hounds on competitors - A business strategy\n🍫 "Ah yes\, when candy bars cost a nickel" - Historical economics\n☀️ Sun-blocking as Investment Strategy - Think big! Block out the sun!\n💎 Trust Funds for Dogs - Just in case\n\n\n📋 Seminar Rules\n\n📝 Smithers will be taking attendance\n🐕 Hounds on standby (for demonstration purposes)\n💼 Business casual dress code - No union t-shirts\n🚫 Questions about Bobo - Will NOT be answered\n\n💡 Burns' Business Tips\n\n"I'd trade it all for a little more"\n"Release the hounds!"\n"Smithers\, who is that man?"\n\nAhoy-hoy!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-stonecutters/TC8R0U/2027-01-18
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213126-2026-10-26@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261026T230000Z
DTEND:20261027T010000Z
SUMMARY:"Monorail!" Town Meeting at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL! 🚝\nA re-creation of Springfield's most musical town meeting!\n\n"I've sold monorails to Brockway\, Ogdenville\, and North Haverbrook\, and by gum\, it put them on the map!" - Lyle Lanley\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nShould Springfield get a monorail? (Spoiler: The answer is always yes)\nLyle Lanley Presentation - Watch the master at work\n"But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!" rebuttals - Sorry\, Marge\nGroup Singing - Encouraged! Required! MONORAIL!\n\n\nSong Lyrics (Practice These!)\n"Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!""What about us brain-dead slobs?""You'll be given cushy jobs!"\n⚠️ Disclaimers\n\nMarge's concerns will be politely ignored\nNo one from North Haverbrook may attend\nPossum problems are not our responsibility\n\nIs there a chance the track could bend? NOT ON YOUR LIFE\, MY HINDU FRIEND!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/aBEl8M/2026-10-26
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213126-2026-11-02@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261103T000000Z
DTEND:20261103T020000Z
SUMMARY:"Monorail!" Town Meeting at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL! 🚝\nA re-creation of Springfield's most musical town meeting!\n\n"I've sold monorails to Brockway\, Ogdenville\, and North Haverbrook\, and by gum\, it put them on the map!" - Lyle Lanley\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nShould Springfield get a monorail? (Spoiler: The answer is always yes)\nLyle Lanley Presentation - Watch the master at work\n"But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!" rebuttals - Sorry\, Marge\nGroup Singing - Encouraged! Required! MONORAIL!\n\n\nSong Lyrics (Practice These!)\n"Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!""What about us brain-dead slobs?""You'll be given cushy jobs!"\n⚠️ Disclaimers\n\nMarge's concerns will be politely ignored\nNo one from North Haverbrook may attend\nPossum problems are not our responsibility\n\nIs there a chance the track could bend? NOT ON YOUR LIFE\, MY HINDU FRIEND!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/aBEl8M/2026-11-02
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213126-2026-11-09@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261110T000000Z
DTEND:20261110T020000Z
SUMMARY:"Monorail!" Town Meeting at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL! 🚝\nA re-creation of Springfield's most musical town meeting!\n\n"I've sold monorails to Brockway\, Ogdenville\, and North Haverbrook\, and by gum\, it put them on the map!" - Lyle Lanley\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nShould Springfield get a monorail? (Spoiler: The answer is always yes)\nLyle Lanley Presentation - Watch the master at work\n"But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!" rebuttals - Sorry\, Marge\nGroup Singing - Encouraged! Required! MONORAIL!\n\n\nSong Lyrics (Practice These!)\n"Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!""What about us brain-dead slobs?""You'll be given cushy jobs!"\n⚠️ Disclaimers\n\nMarge's concerns will be politely ignored\nNo one from North Haverbrook may attend\nPossum problems are not our responsibility\n\nIs there a chance the track could bend? NOT ON YOUR LIFE\, MY HINDU FRIEND!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/aBEl8M/2026-11-09
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213126-2026-11-16@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261117T000000Z
DTEND:20261117T020000Z
SUMMARY:"Monorail!" Town Meeting at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL! 🚝\nA re-creation of Springfield's most musical town meeting!\n\n"I've sold monorails to Brockway\, Ogdenville\, and North Haverbrook\, and by gum\, it put them on the map!" - Lyle Lanley\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nShould Springfield get a monorail? (Spoiler: The answer is always yes)\nLyle Lanley Presentation - Watch the master at work\n"But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!" rebuttals - Sorry\, Marge\nGroup Singing - Encouraged! Required! MONORAIL!\n\n\nSong Lyrics (Practice These!)\n"Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!""What about us brain-dead slobs?""You'll be given cushy jobs!"\n⚠️ Disclaimers\n\nMarge's concerns will be politely ignored\nNo one from North Haverbrook may attend\nPossum problems are not our responsibility\n\nIs there a chance the track could bend? NOT ON YOUR LIFE\, MY HINDU FRIEND!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/aBEl8M/2026-11-16
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213126-2026-11-23@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261124T000000Z
DTEND:20261124T020000Z
SUMMARY:"Monorail!" Town Meeting at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL! 🚝\nA re-creation of Springfield's most musical town meeting!\n\n"I've sold monorails to Brockway\, Ogdenville\, and North Haverbrook\, and by gum\, it put them on the map!" - Lyle Lanley\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nShould Springfield get a monorail? (Spoiler: The answer is always yes)\nLyle Lanley Presentation - Watch the master at work\n"But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!" rebuttals - Sorry\, Marge\nGroup Singing - Encouraged! Required! MONORAIL!\n\n\nSong Lyrics (Practice These!)\n"Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!""What about us brain-dead slobs?""You'll be given cushy jobs!"\n⚠️ Disclaimers\n\nMarge's concerns will be politely ignored\nNo one from North Haverbrook may attend\nPossum problems are not our responsibility\n\nIs there a chance the track could bend? NOT ON YOUR LIFE\, MY HINDU FRIEND!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/aBEl8M/2026-11-23
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213126-2026-11-30@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261201T000000Z
DTEND:20261201T020000Z
SUMMARY:"Monorail!" Town Meeting at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL! 🚝\nA re-creation of Springfield's most musical town meeting!\n\n"I've sold monorails to Brockway\, Ogdenville\, and North Haverbrook\, and by gum\, it put them on the map!" - Lyle Lanley\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nShould Springfield get a monorail? (Spoiler: The answer is always yes)\nLyle Lanley Presentation - Watch the master at work\n"But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!" rebuttals - Sorry\, Marge\nGroup Singing - Encouraged! Required! MONORAIL!\n\n\nSong Lyrics (Practice These!)\n"Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!""What about us brain-dead slobs?""You'll be given cushy jobs!"\n⚠️ Disclaimers\n\nMarge's concerns will be politely ignored\nNo one from North Haverbrook may attend\nPossum problems are not our responsibility\n\nIs there a chance the track could bend? NOT ON YOUR LIFE\, MY HINDU FRIEND!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/aBEl8M/2026-11-30
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213126-2026-12-07@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261208T000000Z
DTEND:20261208T020000Z
SUMMARY:"Monorail!" Town Meeting at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL! 🚝\nA re-creation of Springfield's most musical town meeting!\n\n"I've sold monorails to Brockway\, Ogdenville\, and North Haverbrook\, and by gum\, it put them on the map!" - Lyle Lanley\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nShould Springfield get a monorail? (Spoiler: The answer is always yes)\nLyle Lanley Presentation - Watch the master at work\n"But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!" rebuttals - Sorry\, Marge\nGroup Singing - Encouraged! Required! MONORAIL!\n\n\nSong Lyrics (Practice These!)\n"Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!""What about us brain-dead slobs?""You'll be given cushy jobs!"\n⚠️ Disclaimers\n\nMarge's concerns will be politely ignored\nNo one from North Haverbrook may attend\nPossum problems are not our responsibility\n\nIs there a chance the track could bend? NOT ON YOUR LIFE\, MY HINDU FRIEND!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/aBEl8M/2026-12-07
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213126-2026-12-14@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261215T000000Z
DTEND:20261215T020000Z
SUMMARY:"Monorail!" Town Meeting at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL! 🚝\nA re-creation of Springfield's most musical town meeting!\n\n"I've sold monorails to Brockway\, Ogdenville\, and North Haverbrook\, and by gum\, it put them on the map!" - Lyle Lanley\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nShould Springfield get a monorail? (Spoiler: The answer is always yes)\nLyle Lanley Presentation - Watch the master at work\n"But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!" rebuttals - Sorry\, Marge\nGroup Singing - Encouraged! Required! MONORAIL!\n\n\nSong Lyrics (Practice These!)\n"Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!""What about us brain-dead slobs?""You'll be given cushy jobs!"\n⚠️ Disclaimers\n\nMarge's concerns will be politely ignored\nNo one from North Haverbrook may attend\nPossum problems are not our responsibility\n\nIs there a chance the track could bend? NOT ON YOUR LIFE\, MY HINDU FRIEND!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/aBEl8M/2026-12-14
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213126-2026-12-21@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261222T000000Z
DTEND:20261222T020000Z
SUMMARY:"Monorail!" Town Meeting at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL! 🚝\nA re-creation of Springfield's most musical town meeting!\n\n"I've sold monorails to Brockway\, Ogdenville\, and North Haverbrook\, and by gum\, it put them on the map!" - Lyle Lanley\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nShould Springfield get a monorail? (Spoiler: The answer is always yes)\nLyle Lanley Presentation - Watch the master at work\n"But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!" rebuttals - Sorry\, Marge\nGroup Singing - Encouraged! Required! MONORAIL!\n\n\nSong Lyrics (Practice These!)\n"Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!""What about us brain-dead slobs?""You'll be given cushy jobs!"\n⚠️ Disclaimers\n\nMarge's concerns will be politely ignored\nNo one from North Haverbrook may attend\nPossum problems are not our responsibility\n\nIs there a chance the track could bend? NOT ON YOUR LIFE\, MY HINDU FRIEND!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/aBEl8M/2026-12-21
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213126-2026-12-28@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261229T000000Z
DTEND:20261229T020000Z
SUMMARY:"Monorail!" Town Meeting at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL! 🚝\nA re-creation of Springfield's most musical town meeting!\n\n"I've sold monorails to Brockway\, Ogdenville\, and North Haverbrook\, and by gum\, it put them on the map!" - Lyle Lanley\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nShould Springfield get a monorail? (Spoiler: The answer is always yes)\nLyle Lanley Presentation - Watch the master at work\n"But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!" rebuttals - Sorry\, Marge\nGroup Singing - Encouraged! Required! MONORAIL!\n\n\nSong Lyrics (Practice These!)\n"Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!""What about us brain-dead slobs?""You'll be given cushy jobs!"\n⚠️ Disclaimers\n\nMarge's concerns will be politely ignored\nNo one from North Haverbrook may attend\nPossum problems are not our responsibility\n\nIs there a chance the track could bend? NOT ON YOUR LIFE\, MY HINDU FRIEND!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/aBEl8M/2026-12-28
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213126-2027-01-04@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270105T000000Z
DTEND:20270105T020000Z
SUMMARY:"Monorail!" Town Meeting at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL! 🚝\nA re-creation of Springfield's most musical town meeting!\n\n"I've sold monorails to Brockway\, Ogdenville\, and North Haverbrook\, and by gum\, it put them on the map!" - Lyle Lanley\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nShould Springfield get a monorail? (Spoiler: The answer is always yes)\nLyle Lanley Presentation - Watch the master at work\n"But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!" rebuttals - Sorry\, Marge\nGroup Singing - Encouraged! Required! MONORAIL!\n\n\nSong Lyrics (Practice These!)\n"Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!""What about us brain-dead slobs?""You'll be given cushy jobs!"\n⚠️ Disclaimers\n\nMarge's concerns will be politely ignored\nNo one from North Haverbrook may attend\nPossum problems are not our responsibility\n\nIs there a chance the track could bend? NOT ON YOUR LIFE\, MY HINDU FRIEND!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/aBEl8M/2027-01-04
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213126-2027-01-11@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270112T000000Z
DTEND:20270112T020000Z
SUMMARY:"Monorail!" Town Meeting at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL! 🚝\nA re-creation of Springfield's most musical town meeting!\n\n"I've sold monorails to Brockway\, Ogdenville\, and North Haverbrook\, and by gum\, it put them on the map!" - Lyle Lanley\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nShould Springfield get a monorail? (Spoiler: The answer is always yes)\nLyle Lanley Presentation - Watch the master at work\n"But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!" rebuttals - Sorry\, Marge\nGroup Singing - Encouraged! Required! MONORAIL!\n\n\nSong Lyrics (Practice These!)\n"Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!""What about us brain-dead slobs?""You'll be given cushy jobs!"\n⚠️ Disclaimers\n\nMarge's concerns will be politely ignored\nNo one from North Haverbrook may attend\nPossum problems are not our responsibility\n\nIs there a chance the track could bend? NOT ON YOUR LIFE\, MY HINDU FRIEND!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/aBEl8M/2027-01-11
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213126-2027-01-18@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270119T000000Z
DTEND:20270119T020000Z
SUMMARY:"Monorail!" Town Meeting at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL! 🚝\nA re-creation of Springfield's most musical town meeting!\n\n"I've sold monorails to Brockway\, Ogdenville\, and North Haverbrook\, and by gum\, it put them on the map!" - Lyle Lanley\n\nTonight's Agenda\n\nShould Springfield get a monorail? (Spoiler: The answer is always yes)\nLyle Lanley Presentation - Watch the master at work\n"But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!" rebuttals - Sorry\, Marge\nGroup Singing - Encouraged! Required! MONORAIL!\n\n\nSong Lyrics (Practice These!)\n"Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!""What about us brain-dead slobs?""You'll be given cushy jobs!"\n⚠️ Disclaimers\n\nMarge's concerns will be politely ignored\nNo one from North Haverbrook may attend\nPossum problems are not our responsibility\n\nIs there a chance the track could bend? NOT ON YOUR LIFE\, MY HINDU FRIEND!\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/aBEl8M/2027-01-18
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213128-2026-10-27@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261027T140000Z
DTEND:20261027T180000Z
SUMMARY:Springfield A&M College Fair at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎓 Clown College! Bovine University! And More!\nExplore your higher education options at Springfield's finest college fair!\n\n"I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus!" - Apu (rejected thesis)\n\n🏫 Participating Schools\n\n🐄 Springfield A&amp\;M - Go Cow! (Lousy Smarch weather program)\n🐮 Bovine University - "See? The cow doesn't look unhappy."\n🤡 Clown College - Homer's calling?\n🏥 Hollywood Upstairs Medical College - "Hi\, Dr. Nick!"\n🔬 Springfield Heights Institute of Technology - (S.H.I.T.)\n\n\n📚 Degree Programs Available\n\n🎪 Clowning (AA\, BA\, PhD) - From pie-throwing to advanced seltzer\n🐄 Bovine Studies - Moo.\n💉 Hollywood Medicine - "The knee bone's connected to the... something"\n☢️ Nuclear Safety - How hard could it be?\n\n"That's the college for me!" - Homer\, seeing the clown college ad\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/ZyTQmE/2026-10-27
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213128-2026-11-03@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261103T150000Z
DTEND:20261103T190000Z
SUMMARY:Springfield A&M College Fair at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎓 Clown College! Bovine University! And More!\nExplore your higher education options at Springfield's finest college fair!\n\n"I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus!" - Apu (rejected thesis)\n\n🏫 Participating Schools\n\n🐄 Springfield A&amp\;M - Go Cow! (Lousy Smarch weather program)\n🐮 Bovine University - "See? The cow doesn't look unhappy."\n🤡 Clown College - Homer's calling?\n🏥 Hollywood Upstairs Medical College - "Hi\, Dr. Nick!"\n🔬 Springfield Heights Institute of Technology - (S.H.I.T.)\n\n\n📚 Degree Programs Available\n\n🎪 Clowning (AA\, BA\, PhD) - From pie-throwing to advanced seltzer\n🐄 Bovine Studies - Moo.\n💉 Hollywood Medicine - "The knee bone's connected to the... something"\n☢️ Nuclear Safety - How hard could it be?\n\n"That's the college for me!" - Homer\, seeing the clown college ad\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/ZyTQmE/2026-11-03
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213128-2026-11-10@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261110T150000Z
DTEND:20261110T190000Z
SUMMARY:Springfield A&M College Fair at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎓 Clown College! Bovine University! And More!\nExplore your higher education options at Springfield's finest college fair!\n\n"I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus!" - Apu (rejected thesis)\n\n🏫 Participating Schools\n\n🐄 Springfield A&amp\;M - Go Cow! (Lousy Smarch weather program)\n🐮 Bovine University - "See? The cow doesn't look unhappy."\n🤡 Clown College - Homer's calling?\n🏥 Hollywood Upstairs Medical College - "Hi\, Dr. Nick!"\n🔬 Springfield Heights Institute of Technology - (S.H.I.T.)\n\n\n📚 Degree Programs Available\n\n🎪 Clowning (AA\, BA\, PhD) - From pie-throwing to advanced seltzer\n🐄 Bovine Studies - Moo.\n💉 Hollywood Medicine - "The knee bone's connected to the... something"\n☢️ Nuclear Safety - How hard could it be?\n\n"That's the college for me!" - Homer\, seeing the clown college ad\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/ZyTQmE/2026-11-10
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213128-2026-11-17@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261117T150000Z
DTEND:20261117T190000Z
SUMMARY:Springfield A&M College Fair at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎓 Clown College! Bovine University! And More!\nExplore your higher education options at Springfield's finest college fair!\n\n"I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus!" - Apu (rejected thesis)\n\n🏫 Participating Schools\n\n🐄 Springfield A&amp\;M - Go Cow! (Lousy Smarch weather program)\n🐮 Bovine University - "See? The cow doesn't look unhappy."\n🤡 Clown College - Homer's calling?\n🏥 Hollywood Upstairs Medical College - "Hi\, Dr. Nick!"\n🔬 Springfield Heights Institute of Technology - (S.H.I.T.)\n\n\n📚 Degree Programs Available\n\n🎪 Clowning (AA\, BA\, PhD) - From pie-throwing to advanced seltzer\n🐄 Bovine Studies - Moo.\n💉 Hollywood Medicine - "The knee bone's connected to the... something"\n☢️ Nuclear Safety - How hard could it be?\n\n"That's the college for me!" - Homer\, seeing the clown college ad\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/ZyTQmE/2026-11-17
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213128-2026-11-24@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261124T150000Z
DTEND:20261124T190000Z
SUMMARY:Springfield A&M College Fair at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎓 Clown College! Bovine University! And More!\nExplore your higher education options at Springfield's finest college fair!\n\n"I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus!" - Apu (rejected thesis)\n\n🏫 Participating Schools\n\n🐄 Springfield A&amp\;M - Go Cow! (Lousy Smarch weather program)\n🐮 Bovine University - "See? The cow doesn't look unhappy."\n🤡 Clown College - Homer's calling?\n🏥 Hollywood Upstairs Medical College - "Hi\, Dr. Nick!"\n🔬 Springfield Heights Institute of Technology - (S.H.I.T.)\n\n\n📚 Degree Programs Available\n\n🎪 Clowning (AA\, BA\, PhD) - From pie-throwing to advanced seltzer\n🐄 Bovine Studies - Moo.\n💉 Hollywood Medicine - "The knee bone's connected to the... something"\n☢️ Nuclear Safety - How hard could it be?\n\n"That's the college for me!" - Homer\, seeing the clown college ad\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/ZyTQmE/2026-11-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213128-2026-12-01@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261201T150000Z
DTEND:20261201T190000Z
SUMMARY:Springfield A&M College Fair at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎓 Clown College! Bovine University! And More!\nExplore your higher education options at Springfield's finest college fair!\n\n"I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus!" - Apu (rejected thesis)\n\n🏫 Participating Schools\n\n🐄 Springfield A&amp\;M - Go Cow! (Lousy Smarch weather program)\n🐮 Bovine University - "See? The cow doesn't look unhappy."\n🤡 Clown College - Homer's calling?\n🏥 Hollywood Upstairs Medical College - "Hi\, Dr. Nick!"\n🔬 Springfield Heights Institute of Technology - (S.H.I.T.)\n\n\n📚 Degree Programs Available\n\n🎪 Clowning (AA\, BA\, PhD) - From pie-throwing to advanced seltzer\n🐄 Bovine Studies - Moo.\n💉 Hollywood Medicine - "The knee bone's connected to the... something"\n☢️ Nuclear Safety - How hard could it be?\n\n"That's the college for me!" - Homer\, seeing the clown college ad\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/ZyTQmE/2026-12-01
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213128-2026-12-08@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261208T150000Z
DTEND:20261208T190000Z
SUMMARY:Springfield A&M College Fair at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎓 Clown College! Bovine University! And More!\nExplore your higher education options at Springfield's finest college fair!\n\n"I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus!" - Apu (rejected thesis)\n\n🏫 Participating Schools\n\n🐄 Springfield A&amp\;M - Go Cow! (Lousy Smarch weather program)\n🐮 Bovine University - "See? The cow doesn't look unhappy."\n🤡 Clown College - Homer's calling?\n🏥 Hollywood Upstairs Medical College - "Hi\, Dr. Nick!"\n🔬 Springfield Heights Institute of Technology - (S.H.I.T.)\n\n\n📚 Degree Programs Available\n\n🎪 Clowning (AA\, BA\, PhD) - From pie-throwing to advanced seltzer\n🐄 Bovine Studies - Moo.\n💉 Hollywood Medicine - "The knee bone's connected to the... something"\n☢️ Nuclear Safety - How hard could it be?\n\n"That's the college for me!" - Homer\, seeing the clown college ad\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/ZyTQmE/2026-12-08
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213128-2026-12-15@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261215T150000Z
DTEND:20261215T190000Z
SUMMARY:Springfield A&M College Fair at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎓 Clown College! Bovine University! And More!\nExplore your higher education options at Springfield's finest college fair!\n\n"I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus!" - Apu (rejected thesis)\n\n🏫 Participating Schools\n\n🐄 Springfield A&amp\;M - Go Cow! (Lousy Smarch weather program)\n🐮 Bovine University - "See? The cow doesn't look unhappy."\n🤡 Clown College - Homer's calling?\n🏥 Hollywood Upstairs Medical College - "Hi\, Dr. Nick!"\n🔬 Springfield Heights Institute of Technology - (S.H.I.T.)\n\n\n📚 Degree Programs Available\n\n🎪 Clowning (AA\, BA\, PhD) - From pie-throwing to advanced seltzer\n🐄 Bovine Studies - Moo.\n💉 Hollywood Medicine - "The knee bone's connected to the... something"\n☢️ Nuclear Safety - How hard could it be?\n\n"That's the college for me!" - Homer\, seeing the clown college ad\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/ZyTQmE/2026-12-15
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213128-2026-12-22@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261222T150000Z
DTEND:20261222T190000Z
SUMMARY:Springfield A&M College Fair at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎓 Clown College! Bovine University! And More!\nExplore your higher education options at Springfield's finest college fair!\n\n"I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus!" - Apu (rejected thesis)\n\n🏫 Participating Schools\n\n🐄 Springfield A&amp\;M - Go Cow! (Lousy Smarch weather program)\n🐮 Bovine University - "See? The cow doesn't look unhappy."\n🤡 Clown College - Homer's calling?\n🏥 Hollywood Upstairs Medical College - "Hi\, Dr. Nick!"\n🔬 Springfield Heights Institute of Technology - (S.H.I.T.)\n\n\n📚 Degree Programs Available\n\n🎪 Clowning (AA\, BA\, PhD) - From pie-throwing to advanced seltzer\n🐄 Bovine Studies - Moo.\n💉 Hollywood Medicine - "The knee bone's connected to the... something"\n☢️ Nuclear Safety - How hard could it be?\n\n"That's the college for me!" - Homer\, seeing the clown college ad\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/ZyTQmE/2026-12-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213128-2026-12-29@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261229T150000Z
DTEND:20261229T190000Z
SUMMARY:Springfield A&M College Fair at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎓 Clown College! Bovine University! And More!\nExplore your higher education options at Springfield's finest college fair!\n\n"I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus!" - Apu (rejected thesis)\n\n🏫 Participating Schools\n\n🐄 Springfield A&amp\;M - Go Cow! (Lousy Smarch weather program)\n🐮 Bovine University - "See? The cow doesn't look unhappy."\n🤡 Clown College - Homer's calling?\n🏥 Hollywood Upstairs Medical College - "Hi\, Dr. Nick!"\n🔬 Springfield Heights Institute of Technology - (S.H.I.T.)\n\n\n📚 Degree Programs Available\n\n🎪 Clowning (AA\, BA\, PhD) - From pie-throwing to advanced seltzer\n🐄 Bovine Studies - Moo.\n💉 Hollywood Medicine - "The knee bone's connected to the... something"\n☢️ Nuclear Safety - How hard could it be?\n\n"That's the college for me!" - Homer\, seeing the clown college ad\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/ZyTQmE/2026-12-29
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213128-2027-01-05@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270105T150000Z
DTEND:20270105T190000Z
SUMMARY:Springfield A&M College Fair at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎓 Clown College! Bovine University! And More!\nExplore your higher education options at Springfield's finest college fair!\n\n"I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus!" - Apu (rejected thesis)\n\n🏫 Participating Schools\n\n🐄 Springfield A&amp\;M - Go Cow! (Lousy Smarch weather program)\n🐮 Bovine University - "See? The cow doesn't look unhappy."\n🤡 Clown College - Homer's calling?\n🏥 Hollywood Upstairs Medical College - "Hi\, Dr. Nick!"\n🔬 Springfield Heights Institute of Technology - (S.H.I.T.)\n\n\n📚 Degree Programs Available\n\n🎪 Clowning (AA\, BA\, PhD) - From pie-throwing to advanced seltzer\n🐄 Bovine Studies - Moo.\n💉 Hollywood Medicine - "The knee bone's connected to the... something"\n☢️ Nuclear Safety - How hard could it be?\n\n"That's the college for me!" - Homer\, seeing the clown college ad\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/ZyTQmE/2027-01-05
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213128-2027-01-12@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270112T150000Z
DTEND:20270112T190000Z
SUMMARY:Springfield A&M College Fair at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎓 Clown College! Bovine University! And More!\nExplore your higher education options at Springfield's finest college fair!\n\n"I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus!" - Apu (rejected thesis)\n\n🏫 Participating Schools\n\n🐄 Springfield A&amp\;M - Go Cow! (Lousy Smarch weather program)\n🐮 Bovine University - "See? The cow doesn't look unhappy."\n🤡 Clown College - Homer's calling?\n🏥 Hollywood Upstairs Medical College - "Hi\, Dr. Nick!"\n🔬 Springfield Heights Institute of Technology - (S.H.I.T.)\n\n\n📚 Degree Programs Available\n\n🎪 Clowning (AA\, BA\, PhD) - From pie-throwing to advanced seltzer\n🐄 Bovine Studies - Moo.\n💉 Hollywood Medicine - "The knee bone's connected to the... something"\n☢️ Nuclear Safety - How hard could it be?\n\n"That's the college for me!" - Homer\, seeing the clown college ad\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/ZyTQmE/2027-01-12
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213128-2027-01-19@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270119T150000Z
DTEND:20270119T190000Z
SUMMARY:Springfield A&M College Fair at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🎓 Clown College! Bovine University! And More!\nExplore your higher education options at Springfield's finest college fair!\n\n"I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus!" - Apu (rejected thesis)\n\n🏫 Participating Schools\n\n🐄 Springfield A&amp\;M - Go Cow! (Lousy Smarch weather program)\n🐮 Bovine University - "See? The cow doesn't look unhappy."\n🤡 Clown College - Homer's calling?\n🏥 Hollywood Upstairs Medical College - "Hi\, Dr. Nick!"\n🔬 Springfield Heights Institute of Technology - (S.H.I.T.)\n\n\n📚 Degree Programs Available\n\n🎪 Clowning (AA\, BA\, PhD) - From pie-throwing to advanced seltzer\n🐄 Bovine Studies - Moo.\n💉 Hollywood Medicine - "The knee bone's connected to the... something"\n☢️ Nuclear Safety - How hard could it be?\n\n"That's the college for me!" - Homer\, seeing the clown college ad\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/ZyTQmE/2027-01-19
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213124-2026-10-27@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261027T180000Z
DTEND:20261027T200000Z
SUMMARY:Bingo with Abe Simpson at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:👴 Back in My Day\, We Had to Walk 15 Miles!\nJust to play bingo! And we LIKED it! Hosted by Abraham "Grampa" Simpson. 🎯\n\n"We can't bust heads like we used to\, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere." - Grampa\n\n📖 Expect Long Stories About\n\n🧅 The onion on his belt - "Which was the style at the time!"\n🚗 Shelbyville and their speed holes - They make the car go faster\n📝 "Dear Mr. President\, there are too many states nowadays" - Full reading\n🎩 The time he was almost Taft - Or was it Roosevelt?\n\n\n🎁 Bingo Prizes\n\n🥇 Full House: $50 + one of Grampa's war stories\n🥈 Five in a Row: Subscription to the Springfield Shopper\n🍬 Participation: Hard candy from Grampa's pocket\n\n"Old Man Yells At Bingo Card" - Headline waiting to happen 📰\n⚠️ Warning: Stories may take 45 minutes with no discernible point. 😴\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/YUdchD/2026-10-27
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213124-2026-11-03@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261103T190000Z
DTEND:20261103T210000Z
SUMMARY:Bingo with Abe Simpson at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:👴 Back in My Day\, We Had to Walk 15 Miles!\nJust to play bingo! And we LIKED it! Hosted by Abraham "Grampa" Simpson. 🎯\n\n"We can't bust heads like we used to\, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere." - Grampa\n\n📖 Expect Long Stories About\n\n🧅 The onion on his belt - "Which was the style at the time!"\n🚗 Shelbyville and their speed holes - They make the car go faster\n📝 "Dear Mr. President\, there are too many states nowadays" - Full reading\n🎩 The time he was almost Taft - Or was it Roosevelt?\n\n\n🎁 Bingo Prizes\n\n🥇 Full House: $50 + one of Grampa's war stories\n🥈 Five in a Row: Subscription to the Springfield Shopper\n🍬 Participation: Hard candy from Grampa's pocket\n\n"Old Man Yells At Bingo Card" - Headline waiting to happen 📰\n⚠️ Warning: Stories may take 45 minutes with no discernible point. 😴\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/YUdchD/2026-11-03
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213124-2026-11-10@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261110T190000Z
DTEND:20261110T210000Z
SUMMARY:Bingo with Abe Simpson at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:👴 Back in My Day\, We Had to Walk 15 Miles!\nJust to play bingo! And we LIKED it! Hosted by Abraham "Grampa" Simpson. 🎯\n\n"We can't bust heads like we used to\, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere." - Grampa\n\n📖 Expect Long Stories About\n\n🧅 The onion on his belt - "Which was the style at the time!"\n🚗 Shelbyville and their speed holes - They make the car go faster\n📝 "Dear Mr. President\, there are too many states nowadays" - Full reading\n🎩 The time he was almost Taft - Or was it Roosevelt?\n\n\n🎁 Bingo Prizes\n\n🥇 Full House: $50 + one of Grampa's war stories\n🥈 Five in a Row: Subscription to the Springfield Shopper\n🍬 Participation: Hard candy from Grampa's pocket\n\n"Old Man Yells At Bingo Card" - Headline waiting to happen 📰\n⚠️ Warning: Stories may take 45 minutes with no discernible point. 😴\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/YUdchD/2026-11-10
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213124-2026-11-17@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261117T190000Z
DTEND:20261117T210000Z
SUMMARY:Bingo with Abe Simpson at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:👴 Back in My Day\, We Had to Walk 15 Miles!\nJust to play bingo! And we LIKED it! Hosted by Abraham "Grampa" Simpson. 🎯\n\n"We can't bust heads like we used to\, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere." - Grampa\n\n📖 Expect Long Stories About\n\n🧅 The onion on his belt - "Which was the style at the time!"\n🚗 Shelbyville and their speed holes - They make the car go faster\n📝 "Dear Mr. President\, there are too many states nowadays" - Full reading\n🎩 The time he was almost Taft - Or was it Roosevelt?\n\n\n🎁 Bingo Prizes\n\n🥇 Full House: $50 + one of Grampa's war stories\n🥈 Five in a Row: Subscription to the Springfield Shopper\n🍬 Participation: Hard candy from Grampa's pocket\n\n"Old Man Yells At Bingo Card" - Headline waiting to happen 📰\n⚠️ Warning: Stories may take 45 minutes with no discernible point. 😴\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/YUdchD/2026-11-17
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213124-2026-11-24@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261124T190000Z
DTEND:20261124T210000Z
SUMMARY:Bingo with Abe Simpson at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:👴 Back in My Day\, We Had to Walk 15 Miles!\nJust to play bingo! And we LIKED it! Hosted by Abraham "Grampa" Simpson. 🎯\n\n"We can't bust heads like we used to\, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere." - Grampa\n\n📖 Expect Long Stories About\n\n🧅 The onion on his belt - "Which was the style at the time!"\n🚗 Shelbyville and their speed holes - They make the car go faster\n📝 "Dear Mr. President\, there are too many states nowadays" - Full reading\n🎩 The time he was almost Taft - Or was it Roosevelt?\n\n\n🎁 Bingo Prizes\n\n🥇 Full House: $50 + one of Grampa's war stories\n🥈 Five in a Row: Subscription to the Springfield Shopper\n🍬 Participation: Hard candy from Grampa's pocket\n\n"Old Man Yells At Bingo Card" - Headline waiting to happen 📰\n⚠️ Warning: Stories may take 45 minutes with no discernible point. 😴\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/YUdchD/2026-11-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213124-2026-12-01@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261201T190000Z
DTEND:20261201T210000Z
SUMMARY:Bingo with Abe Simpson at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:👴 Back in My Day\, We Had to Walk 15 Miles!\nJust to play bingo! And we LIKED it! Hosted by Abraham "Grampa" Simpson. 🎯\n\n"We can't bust heads like we used to\, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere." - Grampa\n\n📖 Expect Long Stories About\n\n🧅 The onion on his belt - "Which was the style at the time!"\n🚗 Shelbyville and their speed holes - They make the car go faster\n📝 "Dear Mr. President\, there are too many states nowadays" - Full reading\n🎩 The time he was almost Taft - Or was it Roosevelt?\n\n\n🎁 Bingo Prizes\n\n🥇 Full House: $50 + one of Grampa's war stories\n🥈 Five in a Row: Subscription to the Springfield Shopper\n🍬 Participation: Hard candy from Grampa's pocket\n\n"Old Man Yells At Bingo Card" - Headline waiting to happen 📰\n⚠️ Warning: Stories may take 45 minutes with no discernible point. 😴\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/YUdchD/2026-12-01
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213124-2026-12-08@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261208T190000Z
DTEND:20261208T210000Z
SUMMARY:Bingo with Abe Simpson at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:👴 Back in My Day\, We Had to Walk 15 Miles!\nJust to play bingo! And we LIKED it! Hosted by Abraham "Grampa" Simpson. 🎯\n\n"We can't bust heads like we used to\, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere." - Grampa\n\n📖 Expect Long Stories About\n\n🧅 The onion on his belt - "Which was the style at the time!"\n🚗 Shelbyville and their speed holes - They make the car go faster\n📝 "Dear Mr. President\, there are too many states nowadays" - Full reading\n🎩 The time he was almost Taft - Or was it Roosevelt?\n\n\n🎁 Bingo Prizes\n\n🥇 Full House: $50 + one of Grampa's war stories\n🥈 Five in a Row: Subscription to the Springfield Shopper\n🍬 Participation: Hard candy from Grampa's pocket\n\n"Old Man Yells At Bingo Card" - Headline waiting to happen 📰\n⚠️ Warning: Stories may take 45 minutes with no discernible point. 😴\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/YUdchD/2026-12-08
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213124-2026-12-15@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261215T190000Z
DTEND:20261215T210000Z
SUMMARY:Bingo with Abe Simpson at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:👴 Back in My Day\, We Had to Walk 15 Miles!\nJust to play bingo! And we LIKED it! Hosted by Abraham "Grampa" Simpson. 🎯\n\n"We can't bust heads like we used to\, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere." - Grampa\n\n📖 Expect Long Stories About\n\n🧅 The onion on his belt - "Which was the style at the time!"\n🚗 Shelbyville and their speed holes - They make the car go faster\n📝 "Dear Mr. President\, there are too many states nowadays" - Full reading\n🎩 The time he was almost Taft - Or was it Roosevelt?\n\n\n🎁 Bingo Prizes\n\n🥇 Full House: $50 + one of Grampa's war stories\n🥈 Five in a Row: Subscription to the Springfield Shopper\n🍬 Participation: Hard candy from Grampa's pocket\n\n"Old Man Yells At Bingo Card" - Headline waiting to happen 📰\n⚠️ Warning: Stories may take 45 minutes with no discernible point. 😴\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/YUdchD/2026-12-15
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213124-2026-12-22@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261222T190000Z
DTEND:20261222T210000Z
SUMMARY:Bingo with Abe Simpson at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:👴 Back in My Day\, We Had to Walk 15 Miles!\nJust to play bingo! And we LIKED it! Hosted by Abraham "Grampa" Simpson. 🎯\n\n"We can't bust heads like we used to\, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere." - Grampa\n\n📖 Expect Long Stories About\n\n🧅 The onion on his belt - "Which was the style at the time!"\n🚗 Shelbyville and their speed holes - They make the car go faster\n📝 "Dear Mr. President\, there are too many states nowadays" - Full reading\n🎩 The time he was almost Taft - Or was it Roosevelt?\n\n\n🎁 Bingo Prizes\n\n🥇 Full House: $50 + one of Grampa's war stories\n🥈 Five in a Row: Subscription to the Springfield Shopper\n🍬 Participation: Hard candy from Grampa's pocket\n\n"Old Man Yells At Bingo Card" - Headline waiting to happen 📰\n⚠️ Warning: Stories may take 45 minutes with no discernible point. 😴\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/YUdchD/2026-12-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213124-2026-12-29@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261229T190000Z
DTEND:20261229T210000Z
SUMMARY:Bingo with Abe Simpson at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:👴 Back in My Day\, We Had to Walk 15 Miles!\nJust to play bingo! And we LIKED it! Hosted by Abraham "Grampa" Simpson. 🎯\n\n"We can't bust heads like we used to\, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere." - Grampa\n\n📖 Expect Long Stories About\n\n🧅 The onion on his belt - "Which was the style at the time!"\n🚗 Shelbyville and their speed holes - They make the car go faster\n📝 "Dear Mr. President\, there are too many states nowadays" - Full reading\n🎩 The time he was almost Taft - Or was it Roosevelt?\n\n\n🎁 Bingo Prizes\n\n🥇 Full House: $50 + one of Grampa's war stories\n🥈 Five in a Row: Subscription to the Springfield Shopper\n🍬 Participation: Hard candy from Grampa's pocket\n\n"Old Man Yells At Bingo Card" - Headline waiting to happen 📰\n⚠️ Warning: Stories may take 45 minutes with no discernible point. 😴\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/YUdchD/2026-12-29
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213124-2027-01-05@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270105T190000Z
DTEND:20270105T210000Z
SUMMARY:Bingo with Abe Simpson at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:👴 Back in My Day\, We Had to Walk 15 Miles!\nJust to play bingo! And we LIKED it! Hosted by Abraham "Grampa" Simpson. 🎯\n\n"We can't bust heads like we used to\, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere." - Grampa\n\n📖 Expect Long Stories About\n\n🧅 The onion on his belt - "Which was the style at the time!"\n🚗 Shelbyville and their speed holes - They make the car go faster\n📝 "Dear Mr. President\, there are too many states nowadays" - Full reading\n🎩 The time he was almost Taft - Or was it Roosevelt?\n\n\n🎁 Bingo Prizes\n\n🥇 Full House: $50 + one of Grampa's war stories\n🥈 Five in a Row: Subscription to the Springfield Shopper\n🍬 Participation: Hard candy from Grampa's pocket\n\n"Old Man Yells At Bingo Card" - Headline waiting to happen 📰\n⚠️ Warning: Stories may take 45 minutes with no discernible point. 😴\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/YUdchD/2027-01-05
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213124-2027-01-12@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270112T190000Z
DTEND:20270112T210000Z
SUMMARY:Bingo with Abe Simpson at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:👴 Back in My Day\, We Had to Walk 15 Miles!\nJust to play bingo! And we LIKED it! Hosted by Abraham "Grampa" Simpson. 🎯\n\n"We can't bust heads like we used to\, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere." - Grampa\n\n📖 Expect Long Stories About\n\n🧅 The onion on his belt - "Which was the style at the time!"\n🚗 Shelbyville and their speed holes - They make the car go faster\n📝 "Dear Mr. President\, there are too many states nowadays" - Full reading\n🎩 The time he was almost Taft - Or was it Roosevelt?\n\n\n🎁 Bingo Prizes\n\n🥇 Full House: $50 + one of Grampa's war stories\n🥈 Five in a Row: Subscription to the Springfield Shopper\n🍬 Participation: Hard candy from Grampa's pocket\n\n"Old Man Yells At Bingo Card" - Headline waiting to happen 📰\n⚠️ Warning: Stories may take 45 minutes with no discernible point. 😴\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/YUdchD/2027-01-12
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213124-2027-01-19@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270119T190000Z
DTEND:20270119T210000Z
SUMMARY:Bingo with Abe Simpson at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:👴 Back in My Day\, We Had to Walk 15 Miles!\nJust to play bingo! And we LIKED it! Hosted by Abraham "Grampa" Simpson. 🎯\n\n"We can't bust heads like we used to\, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere." - Grampa\n\n📖 Expect Long Stories About\n\n🧅 The onion on his belt - "Which was the style at the time!"\n🚗 Shelbyville and their speed holes - They make the car go faster\n📝 "Dear Mr. President\, there are too many states nowadays" - Full reading\n🎩 The time he was almost Taft - Or was it Roosevelt?\n\n\n🎁 Bingo Prizes\n\n🥇 Full House: $50 + one of Grampa's war stories\n🥈 Five in a Row: Subscription to the Springfield Shopper\n🍬 Participation: Hard candy from Grampa's pocket\n\n"Old Man Yells At Bingo Card" - Headline waiting to happen 📰\n⚠️ Warning: Stories may take 45 minutes with no discernible point. 😴\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/YUdchD/2027-01-19
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213136-2026-10-27@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261027T220000Z
DTEND:20261028T010000Z
SUMMARY:Comic Book Guy's Worst. Event. Ever. at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🦸 Worst. Event. EVER. (Or Best?)\nHosted by Springfield's most sarcastic resident\, Comic Book Guy!\n\n"Ooh\, a sarcasm detector. That's a REAL useful invention." - Comic Book Guy\n\n🎭 Tonight's Activities\n\n👎 Worst Costume Contest - Intentionally bad only\n💀 Trivia: Name characters who've died and returned (long list)\n🤖 "There Is No Emoticon for What I Am Feeling" Workshop\n🌮 Taco Bell Dog Memorial - "Yo quiero Taco Bell" (RIP)\n\n\n😐 Comic Book Guy's Greatest Quotes\n\n📺 "Worst episode ever."\n💔 "I've wasted my life."\n🍩 "Ooh\, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."\n🦸 "I must get back to my comic book store\, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Worst Costume: Rare comic book (maybe)\n🥈 Best Sarcasm: A raised eyebrow from CBG\n🥉 Participation: "Worst. Attendee. Ever." certificate\n\n"Loneliest guy in the world" seeks company. No eye contact required.\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/xR8cTe/2026-10-27
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213136-2026-11-03@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261103T230000Z
DTEND:20261104T020000Z
SUMMARY:Comic Book Guy's Worst. Event. Ever. at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🦸 Worst. Event. EVER. (Or Best?)\nHosted by Springfield's most sarcastic resident\, Comic Book Guy!\n\n"Ooh\, a sarcasm detector. That's a REAL useful invention." - Comic Book Guy\n\n🎭 Tonight's Activities\n\n👎 Worst Costume Contest - Intentionally bad only\n💀 Trivia: Name characters who've died and returned (long list)\n🤖 "There Is No Emoticon for What I Am Feeling" Workshop\n🌮 Taco Bell Dog Memorial - "Yo quiero Taco Bell" (RIP)\n\n\n😐 Comic Book Guy's Greatest Quotes\n\n📺 "Worst episode ever."\n💔 "I've wasted my life."\n🍩 "Ooh\, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."\n🦸 "I must get back to my comic book store\, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Worst Costume: Rare comic book (maybe)\n🥈 Best Sarcasm: A raised eyebrow from CBG\n🥉 Participation: "Worst. Attendee. Ever." certificate\n\n"Loneliest guy in the world" seeks company. No eye contact required.\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/xR8cTe/2026-11-03
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213136-2026-11-10@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261110T230000Z
DTEND:20261111T020000Z
SUMMARY:Comic Book Guy's Worst. Event. Ever. at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🦸 Worst. Event. EVER. (Or Best?)\nHosted by Springfield's most sarcastic resident\, Comic Book Guy!\n\n"Ooh\, a sarcasm detector. That's a REAL useful invention." - Comic Book Guy\n\n🎭 Tonight's Activities\n\n👎 Worst Costume Contest - Intentionally bad only\n💀 Trivia: Name characters who've died and returned (long list)\n🤖 "There Is No Emoticon for What I Am Feeling" Workshop\n🌮 Taco Bell Dog Memorial - "Yo quiero Taco Bell" (RIP)\n\n\n😐 Comic Book Guy's Greatest Quotes\n\n📺 "Worst episode ever."\n💔 "I've wasted my life."\n🍩 "Ooh\, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."\n🦸 "I must get back to my comic book store\, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Worst Costume: Rare comic book (maybe)\n🥈 Best Sarcasm: A raised eyebrow from CBG\n🥉 Participation: "Worst. Attendee. Ever." certificate\n\n"Loneliest guy in the world" seeks company. No eye contact required.\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/xR8cTe/2026-11-10
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213136-2026-11-17@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261117T230000Z
DTEND:20261118T020000Z
SUMMARY:Comic Book Guy's Worst. Event. Ever. at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🦸 Worst. Event. EVER. (Or Best?)\nHosted by Springfield's most sarcastic resident\, Comic Book Guy!\n\n"Ooh\, a sarcasm detector. That's a REAL useful invention." - Comic Book Guy\n\n🎭 Tonight's Activities\n\n👎 Worst Costume Contest - Intentionally bad only\n💀 Trivia: Name characters who've died and returned (long list)\n🤖 "There Is No Emoticon for What I Am Feeling" Workshop\n🌮 Taco Bell Dog Memorial - "Yo quiero Taco Bell" (RIP)\n\n\n😐 Comic Book Guy's Greatest Quotes\n\n📺 "Worst episode ever."\n💔 "I've wasted my life."\n🍩 "Ooh\, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."\n🦸 "I must get back to my comic book store\, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Worst Costume: Rare comic book (maybe)\n🥈 Best Sarcasm: A raised eyebrow from CBG\n🥉 Participation: "Worst. Attendee. Ever." certificate\n\n"Loneliest guy in the world" seeks company. No eye contact required.\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/xR8cTe/2026-11-17
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213136-2026-11-24@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261124T230000Z
DTEND:20261125T020000Z
SUMMARY:Comic Book Guy's Worst. Event. Ever. at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🦸 Worst. Event. EVER. (Or Best?)\nHosted by Springfield's most sarcastic resident\, Comic Book Guy!\n\n"Ooh\, a sarcasm detector. That's a REAL useful invention." - Comic Book Guy\n\n🎭 Tonight's Activities\n\n👎 Worst Costume Contest - Intentionally bad only\n💀 Trivia: Name characters who've died and returned (long list)\n🤖 "There Is No Emoticon for What I Am Feeling" Workshop\n🌮 Taco Bell Dog Memorial - "Yo quiero Taco Bell" (RIP)\n\n\n😐 Comic Book Guy's Greatest Quotes\n\n📺 "Worst episode ever."\n💔 "I've wasted my life."\n🍩 "Ooh\, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."\n🦸 "I must get back to my comic book store\, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Worst Costume: Rare comic book (maybe)\n🥈 Best Sarcasm: A raised eyebrow from CBG\n🥉 Participation: "Worst. Attendee. Ever." certificate\n\n"Loneliest guy in the world" seeks company. No eye contact required.\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/xR8cTe/2026-11-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213136-2026-12-01@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261201T230000Z
DTEND:20261202T020000Z
SUMMARY:Comic Book Guy's Worst. Event. Ever. at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🦸 Worst. Event. EVER. (Or Best?)\nHosted by Springfield's most sarcastic resident\, Comic Book Guy!\n\n"Ooh\, a sarcasm detector. That's a REAL useful invention." - Comic Book Guy\n\n🎭 Tonight's Activities\n\n👎 Worst Costume Contest - Intentionally bad only\n💀 Trivia: Name characters who've died and returned (long list)\n🤖 "There Is No Emoticon for What I Am Feeling" Workshop\n🌮 Taco Bell Dog Memorial - "Yo quiero Taco Bell" (RIP)\n\n\n😐 Comic Book Guy's Greatest Quotes\n\n📺 "Worst episode ever."\n💔 "I've wasted my life."\n🍩 "Ooh\, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."\n🦸 "I must get back to my comic book store\, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Worst Costume: Rare comic book (maybe)\n🥈 Best Sarcasm: A raised eyebrow from CBG\n🥉 Participation: "Worst. Attendee. Ever." certificate\n\n"Loneliest guy in the world" seeks company. No eye contact required.\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/xR8cTe/2026-12-01
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213136-2026-12-08@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261208T230000Z
DTEND:20261209T020000Z
SUMMARY:Comic Book Guy's Worst. Event. Ever. at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🦸 Worst. Event. EVER. (Or Best?)\nHosted by Springfield's most sarcastic resident\, Comic Book Guy!\n\n"Ooh\, a sarcasm detector. That's a REAL useful invention." - Comic Book Guy\n\n🎭 Tonight's Activities\n\n👎 Worst Costume Contest - Intentionally bad only\n💀 Trivia: Name characters who've died and returned (long list)\n🤖 "There Is No Emoticon for What I Am Feeling" Workshop\n🌮 Taco Bell Dog Memorial - "Yo quiero Taco Bell" (RIP)\n\n\n😐 Comic Book Guy's Greatest Quotes\n\n📺 "Worst episode ever."\n💔 "I've wasted my life."\n🍩 "Ooh\, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."\n🦸 "I must get back to my comic book store\, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Worst Costume: Rare comic book (maybe)\n🥈 Best Sarcasm: A raised eyebrow from CBG\n🥉 Participation: "Worst. Attendee. Ever." certificate\n\n"Loneliest guy in the world" seeks company. No eye contact required.\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/xR8cTe/2026-12-08
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213136-2026-12-15@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261215T230000Z
DTEND:20261216T020000Z
SUMMARY:Comic Book Guy's Worst. Event. Ever. at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🦸 Worst. Event. EVER. (Or Best?)\nHosted by Springfield's most sarcastic resident\, Comic Book Guy!\n\n"Ooh\, a sarcasm detector. That's a REAL useful invention." - Comic Book Guy\n\n🎭 Tonight's Activities\n\n👎 Worst Costume Contest - Intentionally bad only\n💀 Trivia: Name characters who've died and returned (long list)\n🤖 "There Is No Emoticon for What I Am Feeling" Workshop\n🌮 Taco Bell Dog Memorial - "Yo quiero Taco Bell" (RIP)\n\n\n😐 Comic Book Guy's Greatest Quotes\n\n📺 "Worst episode ever."\n💔 "I've wasted my life."\n🍩 "Ooh\, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."\n🦸 "I must get back to my comic book store\, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Worst Costume: Rare comic book (maybe)\n🥈 Best Sarcasm: A raised eyebrow from CBG\n🥉 Participation: "Worst. Attendee. Ever." certificate\n\n"Loneliest guy in the world" seeks company. No eye contact required.\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/xR8cTe/2026-12-15
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213136-2026-12-22@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261222T230000Z
DTEND:20261223T020000Z
SUMMARY:Comic Book Guy's Worst. Event. Ever. at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🦸 Worst. Event. EVER. (Or Best?)\nHosted by Springfield's most sarcastic resident\, Comic Book Guy!\n\n"Ooh\, a sarcasm detector. That's a REAL useful invention." - Comic Book Guy\n\n🎭 Tonight's Activities\n\n👎 Worst Costume Contest - Intentionally bad only\n💀 Trivia: Name characters who've died and returned (long list)\n🤖 "There Is No Emoticon for What I Am Feeling" Workshop\n🌮 Taco Bell Dog Memorial - "Yo quiero Taco Bell" (RIP)\n\n\n😐 Comic Book Guy's Greatest Quotes\n\n📺 "Worst episode ever."\n💔 "I've wasted my life."\n🍩 "Ooh\, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."\n🦸 "I must get back to my comic book store\, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Worst Costume: Rare comic book (maybe)\n🥈 Best Sarcasm: A raised eyebrow from CBG\n🥉 Participation: "Worst. Attendee. Ever." certificate\n\n"Loneliest guy in the world" seeks company. No eye contact required.\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/xR8cTe/2026-12-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213136-2026-12-29@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261229T230000Z
DTEND:20261230T020000Z
SUMMARY:Comic Book Guy's Worst. Event. Ever. at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🦸 Worst. Event. EVER. (Or Best?)\nHosted by Springfield's most sarcastic resident\, Comic Book Guy!\n\n"Ooh\, a sarcasm detector. That's a REAL useful invention." - Comic Book Guy\n\n🎭 Tonight's Activities\n\n👎 Worst Costume Contest - Intentionally bad only\n💀 Trivia: Name characters who've died and returned (long list)\n🤖 "There Is No Emoticon for What I Am Feeling" Workshop\n🌮 Taco Bell Dog Memorial - "Yo quiero Taco Bell" (RIP)\n\n\n😐 Comic Book Guy's Greatest Quotes\n\n📺 "Worst episode ever."\n💔 "I've wasted my life."\n🍩 "Ooh\, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."\n🦸 "I must get back to my comic book store\, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Worst Costume: Rare comic book (maybe)\n🥈 Best Sarcasm: A raised eyebrow from CBG\n🥉 Participation: "Worst. Attendee. Ever." certificate\n\n"Loneliest guy in the world" seeks company. No eye contact required.\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/xR8cTe/2026-12-29
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213136-2027-01-05@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270105T230000Z
DTEND:20270106T020000Z
SUMMARY:Comic Book Guy's Worst. Event. Ever. at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🦸 Worst. Event. EVER. (Or Best?)\nHosted by Springfield's most sarcastic resident\, Comic Book Guy!\n\n"Ooh\, a sarcasm detector. That's a REAL useful invention." - Comic Book Guy\n\n🎭 Tonight's Activities\n\n👎 Worst Costume Contest - Intentionally bad only\n💀 Trivia: Name characters who've died and returned (long list)\n🤖 "There Is No Emoticon for What I Am Feeling" Workshop\n🌮 Taco Bell Dog Memorial - "Yo quiero Taco Bell" (RIP)\n\n\n😐 Comic Book Guy's Greatest Quotes\n\n📺 "Worst episode ever."\n💔 "I've wasted my life."\n🍩 "Ooh\, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."\n🦸 "I must get back to my comic book store\, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Worst Costume: Rare comic book (maybe)\n🥈 Best Sarcasm: A raised eyebrow from CBG\n🥉 Participation: "Worst. Attendee. Ever." certificate\n\n"Loneliest guy in the world" seeks company. No eye contact required.\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/xR8cTe/2027-01-05
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213136-2027-01-12@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270112T230000Z
DTEND:20270113T020000Z
SUMMARY:Comic Book Guy's Worst. Event. Ever. at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🦸 Worst. Event. EVER. (Or Best?)\nHosted by Springfield's most sarcastic resident\, Comic Book Guy!\n\n"Ooh\, a sarcasm detector. That's a REAL useful invention." - Comic Book Guy\n\n🎭 Tonight's Activities\n\n👎 Worst Costume Contest - Intentionally bad only\n💀 Trivia: Name characters who've died and returned (long list)\n🤖 "There Is No Emoticon for What I Am Feeling" Workshop\n🌮 Taco Bell Dog Memorial - "Yo quiero Taco Bell" (RIP)\n\n\n😐 Comic Book Guy's Greatest Quotes\n\n📺 "Worst episode ever."\n💔 "I've wasted my life."\n🍩 "Ooh\, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."\n🦸 "I must get back to my comic book store\, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Worst Costume: Rare comic book (maybe)\n🥈 Best Sarcasm: A raised eyebrow from CBG\n🥉 Participation: "Worst. Attendee. Ever." certificate\n\n"Loneliest guy in the world" seeks company. No eye contact required.\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/xR8cTe/2027-01-12
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213136-2027-01-19@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270119T230000Z
DTEND:20270120T020000Z
SUMMARY:Comic Book Guy's Worst. Event. Ever. at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🦸 Worst. Event. EVER. (Or Best?)\nHosted by Springfield's most sarcastic resident\, Comic Book Guy!\n\n"Ooh\, a sarcasm detector. That's a REAL useful invention." - Comic Book Guy\n\n🎭 Tonight's Activities\n\n👎 Worst Costume Contest - Intentionally bad only\n💀 Trivia: Name characters who've died and returned (long list)\n🤖 "There Is No Emoticon for What I Am Feeling" Workshop\n🌮 Taco Bell Dog Memorial - "Yo quiero Taco Bell" (RIP)\n\n\n😐 Comic Book Guy's Greatest Quotes\n\n📺 "Worst episode ever."\n💔 "I've wasted my life."\n🍩 "Ooh\, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."\n🦸 "I must get back to my comic book store\, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them."\n\n🏆 Prizes\n\n🥇 Worst Costume: Rare comic book (maybe)\n🥈 Best Sarcasm: A raised eyebrow from CBG\n🥉 Participation: "Worst. Attendee. Ever." certificate\n\n"Loneliest guy in the world" seeks company. No eye contact required.\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/xR8cTe/2027-01-19
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213131-2026-10-27@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261027T233000Z
DTEND:20261028T020000Z
SUMMARY:Max Power Networking Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Nobody Snuggles with MAX POWER! 💪\nYou strap yourself in and FEEL THE Gs!\n\n"Max Power! He's the man whose name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch!" - The Song\n\nNetwork with Springfield's Elite\n\nName Change Workshop - Find YOUR power name\nMeet Trent Steel and other successful people\nPower Handshakes - Firm\, meaningful\, intimidating\nBusiness Card Exchange - Make yours memorable\n\n\nPower Naming Tips\n\nNames inspired by hair dryers - Welcome!\nTwo power words - Like "Max Power" or "Rembrandt Q. Einstein"\nAvoid: Homer-like names (too relatable)\nAim for: "Man whose name you'd love to touch"\n\nFeatured Speakers\n\nMax Power (née Homer Simpson)\nRock Strongo - Motivation specialist\nTrent Steel - Success incarnate\n\n"His name sounds good in your ear\, but when you say it\, you mustn't fear!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/iwxyZ5/2026-10-27
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213131-2026-11-03@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261104T003000Z
DTEND:20261104T030000Z
SUMMARY:Max Power Networking Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Nobody Snuggles with MAX POWER! 💪\nYou strap yourself in and FEEL THE Gs!\n\n"Max Power! He's the man whose name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch!" - The Song\n\nNetwork with Springfield's Elite\n\nName Change Workshop - Find YOUR power name\nMeet Trent Steel and other successful people\nPower Handshakes - Firm\, meaningful\, intimidating\nBusiness Card Exchange - Make yours memorable\n\n\nPower Naming Tips\n\nNames inspired by hair dryers - Welcome!\nTwo power words - Like "Max Power" or "Rembrandt Q. Einstein"\nAvoid: Homer-like names (too relatable)\nAim for: "Man whose name you'd love to touch"\n\nFeatured Speakers\n\nMax Power (née Homer Simpson)\nRock Strongo - Motivation specialist\nTrent Steel - Success incarnate\n\n"His name sounds good in your ear\, but when you say it\, you mustn't fear!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/iwxyZ5/2026-11-03
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213131-2026-11-10@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261111T003000Z
DTEND:20261111T030000Z
SUMMARY:Max Power Networking Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Nobody Snuggles with MAX POWER! 💪\nYou strap yourself in and FEEL THE Gs!\n\n"Max Power! He's the man whose name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch!" - The Song\n\nNetwork with Springfield's Elite\n\nName Change Workshop - Find YOUR power name\nMeet Trent Steel and other successful people\nPower Handshakes - Firm\, meaningful\, intimidating\nBusiness Card Exchange - Make yours memorable\n\n\nPower Naming Tips\n\nNames inspired by hair dryers - Welcome!\nTwo power words - Like "Max Power" or "Rembrandt Q. Einstein"\nAvoid: Homer-like names (too relatable)\nAim for: "Man whose name you'd love to touch"\n\nFeatured Speakers\n\nMax Power (née Homer Simpson)\nRock Strongo - Motivation specialist\nTrent Steel - Success incarnate\n\n"His name sounds good in your ear\, but when you say it\, you mustn't fear!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/iwxyZ5/2026-11-10
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213131-2026-11-17@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261118T003000Z
DTEND:20261118T030000Z
SUMMARY:Max Power Networking Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Nobody Snuggles with MAX POWER! 💪\nYou strap yourself in and FEEL THE Gs!\n\n"Max Power! He's the man whose name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch!" - The Song\n\nNetwork with Springfield's Elite\n\nName Change Workshop - Find YOUR power name\nMeet Trent Steel and other successful people\nPower Handshakes - Firm\, meaningful\, intimidating\nBusiness Card Exchange - Make yours memorable\n\n\nPower Naming Tips\n\nNames inspired by hair dryers - Welcome!\nTwo power words - Like "Max Power" or "Rembrandt Q. Einstein"\nAvoid: Homer-like names (too relatable)\nAim for: "Man whose name you'd love to touch"\n\nFeatured Speakers\n\nMax Power (née Homer Simpson)\nRock Strongo - Motivation specialist\nTrent Steel - Success incarnate\n\n"His name sounds good in your ear\, but when you say it\, you mustn't fear!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/iwxyZ5/2026-11-17
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213131-2026-11-24@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261125T003000Z
DTEND:20261125T030000Z
SUMMARY:Max Power Networking Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Nobody Snuggles with MAX POWER! 💪\nYou strap yourself in and FEEL THE Gs!\n\n"Max Power! He's the man whose name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch!" - The Song\n\nNetwork with Springfield's Elite\n\nName Change Workshop - Find YOUR power name\nMeet Trent Steel and other successful people\nPower Handshakes - Firm\, meaningful\, intimidating\nBusiness Card Exchange - Make yours memorable\n\n\nPower Naming Tips\n\nNames inspired by hair dryers - Welcome!\nTwo power words - Like "Max Power" or "Rembrandt Q. Einstein"\nAvoid: Homer-like names (too relatable)\nAim for: "Man whose name you'd love to touch"\n\nFeatured Speakers\n\nMax Power (née Homer Simpson)\nRock Strongo - Motivation specialist\nTrent Steel - Success incarnate\n\n"His name sounds good in your ear\, but when you say it\, you mustn't fear!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/iwxyZ5/2026-11-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213131-2026-12-01@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261202T003000Z
DTEND:20261202T030000Z
SUMMARY:Max Power Networking Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Nobody Snuggles with MAX POWER! 💪\nYou strap yourself in and FEEL THE Gs!\n\n"Max Power! He's the man whose name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch!" - The Song\n\nNetwork with Springfield's Elite\n\nName Change Workshop - Find YOUR power name\nMeet Trent Steel and other successful people\nPower Handshakes - Firm\, meaningful\, intimidating\nBusiness Card Exchange - Make yours memorable\n\n\nPower Naming Tips\n\nNames inspired by hair dryers - Welcome!\nTwo power words - Like "Max Power" or "Rembrandt Q. Einstein"\nAvoid: Homer-like names (too relatable)\nAim for: "Man whose name you'd love to touch"\n\nFeatured Speakers\n\nMax Power (née Homer Simpson)\nRock Strongo - Motivation specialist\nTrent Steel - Success incarnate\n\n"His name sounds good in your ear\, but when you say it\, you mustn't fear!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/iwxyZ5/2026-12-01
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213131-2026-12-08@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261209T003000Z
DTEND:20261209T030000Z
SUMMARY:Max Power Networking Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Nobody Snuggles with MAX POWER! 💪\nYou strap yourself in and FEEL THE Gs!\n\n"Max Power! He's the man whose name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch!" - The Song\n\nNetwork with Springfield's Elite\n\nName Change Workshop - Find YOUR power name\nMeet Trent Steel and other successful people\nPower Handshakes - Firm\, meaningful\, intimidating\nBusiness Card Exchange - Make yours memorable\n\n\nPower Naming Tips\n\nNames inspired by hair dryers - Welcome!\nTwo power words - Like "Max Power" or "Rembrandt Q. Einstein"\nAvoid: Homer-like names (too relatable)\nAim for: "Man whose name you'd love to touch"\n\nFeatured Speakers\n\nMax Power (née Homer Simpson)\nRock Strongo - Motivation specialist\nTrent Steel - Success incarnate\n\n"His name sounds good in your ear\, but when you say it\, you mustn't fear!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/iwxyZ5/2026-12-08
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213131-2026-12-15@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261216T003000Z
DTEND:20261216T030000Z
SUMMARY:Max Power Networking Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Nobody Snuggles with MAX POWER! 💪\nYou strap yourself in and FEEL THE Gs!\n\n"Max Power! He's the man whose name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch!" - The Song\n\nNetwork with Springfield's Elite\n\nName Change Workshop - Find YOUR power name\nMeet Trent Steel and other successful people\nPower Handshakes - Firm\, meaningful\, intimidating\nBusiness Card Exchange - Make yours memorable\n\n\nPower Naming Tips\n\nNames inspired by hair dryers - Welcome!\nTwo power words - Like "Max Power" or "Rembrandt Q. Einstein"\nAvoid: Homer-like names (too relatable)\nAim for: "Man whose name you'd love to touch"\n\nFeatured Speakers\n\nMax Power (née Homer Simpson)\nRock Strongo - Motivation specialist\nTrent Steel - Success incarnate\n\n"His name sounds good in your ear\, but when you say it\, you mustn't fear!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/iwxyZ5/2026-12-15
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213131-2026-12-22@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261223T003000Z
DTEND:20261223T030000Z
SUMMARY:Max Power Networking Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Nobody Snuggles with MAX POWER! 💪\nYou strap yourself in and FEEL THE Gs!\n\n"Max Power! He's the man whose name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch!" - The Song\n\nNetwork with Springfield's Elite\n\nName Change Workshop - Find YOUR power name\nMeet Trent Steel and other successful people\nPower Handshakes - Firm\, meaningful\, intimidating\nBusiness Card Exchange - Make yours memorable\n\n\nPower Naming Tips\n\nNames inspired by hair dryers - Welcome!\nTwo power words - Like "Max Power" or "Rembrandt Q. Einstein"\nAvoid: Homer-like names (too relatable)\nAim for: "Man whose name you'd love to touch"\n\nFeatured Speakers\n\nMax Power (née Homer Simpson)\nRock Strongo - Motivation specialist\nTrent Steel - Success incarnate\n\n"His name sounds good in your ear\, but when you say it\, you mustn't fear!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/iwxyZ5/2026-12-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213131-2026-12-29@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261230T003000Z
DTEND:20261230T030000Z
SUMMARY:Max Power Networking Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Nobody Snuggles with MAX POWER! 💪\nYou strap yourself in and FEEL THE Gs!\n\n"Max Power! He's the man whose name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch!" - The Song\n\nNetwork with Springfield's Elite\n\nName Change Workshop - Find YOUR power name\nMeet Trent Steel and other successful people\nPower Handshakes - Firm\, meaningful\, intimidating\nBusiness Card Exchange - Make yours memorable\n\n\nPower Naming Tips\n\nNames inspired by hair dryers - Welcome!\nTwo power words - Like "Max Power" or "Rembrandt Q. Einstein"\nAvoid: Homer-like names (too relatable)\nAim for: "Man whose name you'd love to touch"\n\nFeatured Speakers\n\nMax Power (née Homer Simpson)\nRock Strongo - Motivation specialist\nTrent Steel - Success incarnate\n\n"His name sounds good in your ear\, but when you say it\, you mustn't fear!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/iwxyZ5/2026-12-29
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213131-2027-01-05@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270106T003000Z
DTEND:20270106T030000Z
SUMMARY:Max Power Networking Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Nobody Snuggles with MAX POWER! 💪\nYou strap yourself in and FEEL THE Gs!\n\n"Max Power! He's the man whose name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch!" - The Song\n\nNetwork with Springfield's Elite\n\nName Change Workshop - Find YOUR power name\nMeet Trent Steel and other successful people\nPower Handshakes - Firm\, meaningful\, intimidating\nBusiness Card Exchange - Make yours memorable\n\n\nPower Naming Tips\n\nNames inspired by hair dryers - Welcome!\nTwo power words - Like "Max Power" or "Rembrandt Q. Einstein"\nAvoid: Homer-like names (too relatable)\nAim for: "Man whose name you'd love to touch"\n\nFeatured Speakers\n\nMax Power (née Homer Simpson)\nRock Strongo - Motivation specialist\nTrent Steel - Success incarnate\n\n"His name sounds good in your ear\, but when you say it\, you mustn't fear!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/iwxyZ5/2027-01-05
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213131-2027-01-12@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270113T003000Z
DTEND:20270113T030000Z
SUMMARY:Max Power Networking Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Nobody Snuggles with MAX POWER! 💪\nYou strap yourself in and FEEL THE Gs!\n\n"Max Power! He's the man whose name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch!" - The Song\n\nNetwork with Springfield's Elite\n\nName Change Workshop - Find YOUR power name\nMeet Trent Steel and other successful people\nPower Handshakes - Firm\, meaningful\, intimidating\nBusiness Card Exchange - Make yours memorable\n\n\nPower Naming Tips\n\nNames inspired by hair dryers - Welcome!\nTwo power words - Like "Max Power" or "Rembrandt Q. Einstein"\nAvoid: Homer-like names (too relatable)\nAim for: "Man whose name you'd love to touch"\n\nFeatured Speakers\n\nMax Power (née Homer Simpson)\nRock Strongo - Motivation specialist\nTrent Steel - Success incarnate\n\n"His name sounds good in your ear\, but when you say it\, you mustn't fear!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/iwxyZ5/2027-01-12
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213131-2027-01-19@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270120T003000Z
DTEND:20270120T030000Z
SUMMARY:Max Power Networking Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:Nobody Snuggles with MAX POWER! 💪\nYou strap yourself in and FEEL THE Gs!\n\n"Max Power! He's the man whose name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch!" - The Song\n\nNetwork with Springfield's Elite\n\nName Change Workshop - Find YOUR power name\nMeet Trent Steel and other successful people\nPower Handshakes - Firm\, meaningful\, intimidating\nBusiness Card Exchange - Make yours memorable\n\n\nPower Naming Tips\n\nNames inspired by hair dryers - Welcome!\nTwo power words - Like "Max Power" or "Rembrandt Q. Einstein"\nAvoid: Homer-like names (too relatable)\nAim for: "Man whose name you'd love to touch"\n\nFeatured Speakers\n\nMax Power (née Homer Simpson)\nRock Strongo - Motivation specialist\nTrent Steel - Success incarnate\n\n"His name sounds good in your ear\, but when you say it\, you mustn't fear!"\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/iwxyZ5/2027-01-19
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213135-2026-10-27@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261028T000000Z
DTEND:20261028T020000Z
SUMMARY:Purple Monkey Dishwasher at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🐵 PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!\nThe championship telephone game tournament!\n\n"By the end of the meeting\, the sentence 'we'll be negotiating our own contract' became 'purple monkey dishwasher.'" - The Legend\n\n🎮 Tonight's Game\n\n📞 Championship Telephone Tournament - 10 teams compete!\n👥 Teams of 10 - More people = more chaos\n🏆 Prizes for Most Creative Misinterpretations - The wronger\, the better\n👨‍⚖️ Lenny and Carl as Referees - Impartial-ish\n\n\n📋 How It Works\n\n🗣️ First person gets a sentence\n👂 Whisper it to the next person\n🔄 Repeat until the end\n🤣 Laugh at the result\n\n🏆 Scoring\n\n🥇 Most Accurate: 0 points (boring!)\n🥈 Funniest Misinterpretation: 100 points!\n🥉 "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" Result: AUTOMATIC WIN\n\n"We're sorry the teachers won't come back until you rehire Principal Skinner purple monkey dishwasher."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/BgXaqz/2026-10-27
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213135-2026-11-03@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261104T010000Z
DTEND:20261104T030000Z
SUMMARY:Purple Monkey Dishwasher at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🐵 PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!\nThe championship telephone game tournament!\n\n"By the end of the meeting\, the sentence 'we'll be negotiating our own contract' became 'purple monkey dishwasher.'" - The Legend\n\n🎮 Tonight's Game\n\n📞 Championship Telephone Tournament - 10 teams compete!\n👥 Teams of 10 - More people = more chaos\n🏆 Prizes for Most Creative Misinterpretations - The wronger\, the better\n👨‍⚖️ Lenny and Carl as Referees - Impartial-ish\n\n\n📋 How It Works\n\n🗣️ First person gets a sentence\n👂 Whisper it to the next person\n🔄 Repeat until the end\n🤣 Laugh at the result\n\n🏆 Scoring\n\n🥇 Most Accurate: 0 points (boring!)\n🥈 Funniest Misinterpretation: 100 points!\n🥉 "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" Result: AUTOMATIC WIN\n\n"We're sorry the teachers won't come back until you rehire Principal Skinner purple monkey dishwasher."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/BgXaqz/2026-11-03
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213135-2026-11-10@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261111T010000Z
DTEND:20261111T030000Z
SUMMARY:Purple Monkey Dishwasher at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🐵 PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!\nThe championship telephone game tournament!\n\n"By the end of the meeting\, the sentence 'we'll be negotiating our own contract' became 'purple monkey dishwasher.'" - The Legend\n\n🎮 Tonight's Game\n\n📞 Championship Telephone Tournament - 10 teams compete!\n👥 Teams of 10 - More people = more chaos\n🏆 Prizes for Most Creative Misinterpretations - The wronger\, the better\n👨‍⚖️ Lenny and Carl as Referees - Impartial-ish\n\n\n📋 How It Works\n\n🗣️ First person gets a sentence\n👂 Whisper it to the next person\n🔄 Repeat until the end\n🤣 Laugh at the result\n\n🏆 Scoring\n\n🥇 Most Accurate: 0 points (boring!)\n🥈 Funniest Misinterpretation: 100 points!\n🥉 "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" Result: AUTOMATIC WIN\n\n"We're sorry the teachers won't come back until you rehire Principal Skinner purple monkey dishwasher."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/BgXaqz/2026-11-10
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213135-2026-11-17@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261118T010000Z
DTEND:20261118T030000Z
SUMMARY:Purple Monkey Dishwasher at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🐵 PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!\nThe championship telephone game tournament!\n\n"By the end of the meeting\, the sentence 'we'll be negotiating our own contract' became 'purple monkey dishwasher.'" - The Legend\n\n🎮 Tonight's Game\n\n📞 Championship Telephone Tournament - 10 teams compete!\n👥 Teams of 10 - More people = more chaos\n🏆 Prizes for Most Creative Misinterpretations - The wronger\, the better\n👨‍⚖️ Lenny and Carl as Referees - Impartial-ish\n\n\n📋 How It Works\n\n🗣️ First person gets a sentence\n👂 Whisper it to the next person\n🔄 Repeat until the end\n🤣 Laugh at the result\n\n🏆 Scoring\n\n🥇 Most Accurate: 0 points (boring!)\n🥈 Funniest Misinterpretation: 100 points!\n🥉 "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" Result: AUTOMATIC WIN\n\n"We're sorry the teachers won't come back until you rehire Principal Skinner purple monkey dishwasher."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/BgXaqz/2026-11-17
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213135-2026-11-24@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261125T010000Z
DTEND:20261125T030000Z
SUMMARY:Purple Monkey Dishwasher at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🐵 PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!\nThe championship telephone game tournament!\n\n"By the end of the meeting\, the sentence 'we'll be negotiating our own contract' became 'purple monkey dishwasher.'" - The Legend\n\n🎮 Tonight's Game\n\n📞 Championship Telephone Tournament - 10 teams compete!\n👥 Teams of 10 - More people = more chaos\n🏆 Prizes for Most Creative Misinterpretations - The wronger\, the better\n👨‍⚖️ Lenny and Carl as Referees - Impartial-ish\n\n\n📋 How It Works\n\n🗣️ First person gets a sentence\n👂 Whisper it to the next person\n🔄 Repeat until the end\n🤣 Laugh at the result\n\n🏆 Scoring\n\n🥇 Most Accurate: 0 points (boring!)\n🥈 Funniest Misinterpretation: 100 points!\n🥉 "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" Result: AUTOMATIC WIN\n\n"We're sorry the teachers won't come back until you rehire Principal Skinner purple monkey dishwasher."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/BgXaqz/2026-11-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213135-2026-12-01@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261202T010000Z
DTEND:20261202T030000Z
SUMMARY:Purple Monkey Dishwasher at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🐵 PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!\nThe championship telephone game tournament!\n\n"By the end of the meeting\, the sentence 'we'll be negotiating our own contract' became 'purple monkey dishwasher.'" - The Legend\n\n🎮 Tonight's Game\n\n📞 Championship Telephone Tournament - 10 teams compete!\n👥 Teams of 10 - More people = more chaos\n🏆 Prizes for Most Creative Misinterpretations - The wronger\, the better\n👨‍⚖️ Lenny and Carl as Referees - Impartial-ish\n\n\n📋 How It Works\n\n🗣️ First person gets a sentence\n👂 Whisper it to the next person\n🔄 Repeat until the end\n🤣 Laugh at the result\n\n🏆 Scoring\n\n🥇 Most Accurate: 0 points (boring!)\n🥈 Funniest Misinterpretation: 100 points!\n🥉 "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" Result: AUTOMATIC WIN\n\n"We're sorry the teachers won't come back until you rehire Principal Skinner purple monkey dishwasher."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/BgXaqz/2026-12-01
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213135-2026-12-08@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261209T010000Z
DTEND:20261209T030000Z
SUMMARY:Purple Monkey Dishwasher at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🐵 PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!\nThe championship telephone game tournament!\n\n"By the end of the meeting\, the sentence 'we'll be negotiating our own contract' became 'purple monkey dishwasher.'" - The Legend\n\n🎮 Tonight's Game\n\n📞 Championship Telephone Tournament - 10 teams compete!\n👥 Teams of 10 - More people = more chaos\n🏆 Prizes for Most Creative Misinterpretations - The wronger\, the better\n👨‍⚖️ Lenny and Carl as Referees - Impartial-ish\n\n\n📋 How It Works\n\n🗣️ First person gets a sentence\n👂 Whisper it to the next person\n🔄 Repeat until the end\n🤣 Laugh at the result\n\n🏆 Scoring\n\n🥇 Most Accurate: 0 points (boring!)\n🥈 Funniest Misinterpretation: 100 points!\n🥉 "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" Result: AUTOMATIC WIN\n\n"We're sorry the teachers won't come back until you rehire Principal Skinner purple monkey dishwasher."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/BgXaqz/2026-12-08
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213135-2026-12-15@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261216T010000Z
DTEND:20261216T030000Z
SUMMARY:Purple Monkey Dishwasher at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🐵 PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!\nThe championship telephone game tournament!\n\n"By the end of the meeting\, the sentence 'we'll be negotiating our own contract' became 'purple monkey dishwasher.'" - The Legend\n\n🎮 Tonight's Game\n\n📞 Championship Telephone Tournament - 10 teams compete!\n👥 Teams of 10 - More people = more chaos\n🏆 Prizes for Most Creative Misinterpretations - The wronger\, the better\n👨‍⚖️ Lenny and Carl as Referees - Impartial-ish\n\n\n📋 How It Works\n\n🗣️ First person gets a sentence\n👂 Whisper it to the next person\n🔄 Repeat until the end\n🤣 Laugh at the result\n\n🏆 Scoring\n\n🥇 Most Accurate: 0 points (boring!)\n🥈 Funniest Misinterpretation: 100 points!\n🥉 "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" Result: AUTOMATIC WIN\n\n"We're sorry the teachers won't come back until you rehire Principal Skinner purple monkey dishwasher."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/BgXaqz/2026-12-15
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213135-2026-12-22@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261223T010000Z
DTEND:20261223T030000Z
SUMMARY:Purple Monkey Dishwasher at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🐵 PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!\nThe championship telephone game tournament!\n\n"By the end of the meeting\, the sentence 'we'll be negotiating our own contract' became 'purple monkey dishwasher.'" - The Legend\n\n🎮 Tonight's Game\n\n📞 Championship Telephone Tournament - 10 teams compete!\n👥 Teams of 10 - More people = more chaos\n🏆 Prizes for Most Creative Misinterpretations - The wronger\, the better\n👨‍⚖️ Lenny and Carl as Referees - Impartial-ish\n\n\n📋 How It Works\n\n🗣️ First person gets a sentence\n👂 Whisper it to the next person\n🔄 Repeat until the end\n🤣 Laugh at the result\n\n🏆 Scoring\n\n🥇 Most Accurate: 0 points (boring!)\n🥈 Funniest Misinterpretation: 100 points!\n🥉 "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" Result: AUTOMATIC WIN\n\n"We're sorry the teachers won't come back until you rehire Principal Skinner purple monkey dishwasher."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/BgXaqz/2026-12-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213135-2026-12-29@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261230T010000Z
DTEND:20261230T030000Z
SUMMARY:Purple Monkey Dishwasher at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🐵 PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!\nThe championship telephone game tournament!\n\n"By the end of the meeting\, the sentence 'we'll be negotiating our own contract' became 'purple monkey dishwasher.'" - The Legend\n\n🎮 Tonight's Game\n\n📞 Championship Telephone Tournament - 10 teams compete!\n👥 Teams of 10 - More people = more chaos\n🏆 Prizes for Most Creative Misinterpretations - The wronger\, the better\n👨‍⚖️ Lenny and Carl as Referees - Impartial-ish\n\n\n📋 How It Works\n\n🗣️ First person gets a sentence\n👂 Whisper it to the next person\n🔄 Repeat until the end\n🤣 Laugh at the result\n\n🏆 Scoring\n\n🥇 Most Accurate: 0 points (boring!)\n🥈 Funniest Misinterpretation: 100 points!\n🥉 "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" Result: AUTOMATIC WIN\n\n"We're sorry the teachers won't come back until you rehire Principal Skinner purple monkey dishwasher."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/BgXaqz/2026-12-29
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213135-2027-01-05@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270106T010000Z
DTEND:20270106T030000Z
SUMMARY:Purple Monkey Dishwasher at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🐵 PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!\nThe championship telephone game tournament!\n\n"By the end of the meeting\, the sentence 'we'll be negotiating our own contract' became 'purple monkey dishwasher.'" - The Legend\n\n🎮 Tonight's Game\n\n📞 Championship Telephone Tournament - 10 teams compete!\n👥 Teams of 10 - More people = more chaos\n🏆 Prizes for Most Creative Misinterpretations - The wronger\, the better\n👨‍⚖️ Lenny and Carl as Referees - Impartial-ish\n\n\n📋 How It Works\n\n🗣️ First person gets a sentence\n👂 Whisper it to the next person\n🔄 Repeat until the end\n🤣 Laugh at the result\n\n🏆 Scoring\n\n🥇 Most Accurate: 0 points (boring!)\n🥈 Funniest Misinterpretation: 100 points!\n🥉 "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" Result: AUTOMATIC WIN\n\n"We're sorry the teachers won't come back until you rehire Principal Skinner purple monkey dishwasher."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/BgXaqz/2027-01-05
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213135-2027-01-12@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270113T010000Z
DTEND:20270113T030000Z
SUMMARY:Purple Monkey Dishwasher at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🐵 PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!\nThe championship telephone game tournament!\n\n"By the end of the meeting\, the sentence 'we'll be negotiating our own contract' became 'purple monkey dishwasher.'" - The Legend\n\n🎮 Tonight's Game\n\n📞 Championship Telephone Tournament - 10 teams compete!\n👥 Teams of 10 - More people = more chaos\n🏆 Prizes for Most Creative Misinterpretations - The wronger\, the better\n👨‍⚖️ Lenny and Carl as Referees - Impartial-ish\n\n\n📋 How It Works\n\n🗣️ First person gets a sentence\n👂 Whisper it to the next person\n🔄 Repeat until the end\n🤣 Laugh at the result\n\n🏆 Scoring\n\n🥇 Most Accurate: 0 points (boring!)\n🥈 Funniest Misinterpretation: 100 points!\n🥉 "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" Result: AUTOMATIC WIN\n\n"We're sorry the teachers won't come back until you rehire Principal Skinner purple monkey dishwasher."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/BgXaqz/2027-01-12
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213135-2027-01-19@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270120T010000Z
DTEND:20270120T030000Z
SUMMARY:Purple Monkey Dishwasher at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🐵 PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!\nThe championship telephone game tournament!\n\n"By the end of the meeting\, the sentence 'we'll be negotiating our own contract' became 'purple monkey dishwasher.'" - The Legend\n\n🎮 Tonight's Game\n\n📞 Championship Telephone Tournament - 10 teams compete!\n👥 Teams of 10 - More people = more chaos\n🏆 Prizes for Most Creative Misinterpretations - The wronger\, the better\n👨‍⚖️ Lenny and Carl as Referees - Impartial-ish\n\n\n📋 How It Works\n\n🗣️ First person gets a sentence\n👂 Whisper it to the next person\n🔄 Repeat until the end\n🤣 Laugh at the result\n\n🏆 Scoring\n\n🥇 Most Accurate: 0 points (boring!)\n🥈 Funniest Misinterpretation: 100 points!\n🥉 "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" Result: AUTOMATIC WIN\n\n"We're sorry the teachers won't come back until you rehire Principal Skinner purple monkey dishwasher."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-krusty/BgXaqz/2027-01-19
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213123-2026-10-28@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261028T223000Z
DTEND:20261029T003000Z
SUMMARY:S-M-R-T Spelling Bee at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🧠 I Am So Smart! S-M-R-T!\nI mean S-M-A-R-T! Springfield's most entertaining spelling bee! 📝\n\n"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Competition Rules\n\n✅ Words like "be" and "cat" accepted - We're inclusive\n🍩 Homer Simpson as guest judge - What could go wrong?\n🏆 Prize: A feeling of adequacy and a small trophy\n📚 Practice words provided - "Cromulent" and "embiggen" included\n\n\n🔤 Sample Words by Difficulty\n\n🟢 Easy: Cat\, dog\, Duff\n🟡 Medium: Saxophone\, nuclear\, donut\n🔴 Hard: Nahasapeemapetilon\, Terwilliger\n🍩 Homer Level: SMART (results may vary)\n\nSponsored by Springfield Elementary's "No Child Left Behind" Program 🏫\nWinner gets to say "I am so smart!" on stage! (Correctly.) 🎤\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/loFTgI/2026-10-28
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213123-2026-11-04@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261104T233000Z
DTEND:20261105T013000Z
SUMMARY:S-M-R-T Spelling Bee at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🧠 I Am So Smart! S-M-R-T!\nI mean S-M-A-R-T! Springfield's most entertaining spelling bee! 📝\n\n"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Competition Rules\n\n✅ Words like "be" and "cat" accepted - We're inclusive\n🍩 Homer Simpson as guest judge - What could go wrong?\n🏆 Prize: A feeling of adequacy and a small trophy\n📚 Practice words provided - "Cromulent" and "embiggen" included\n\n\n🔤 Sample Words by Difficulty\n\n🟢 Easy: Cat\, dog\, Duff\n🟡 Medium: Saxophone\, nuclear\, donut\n🔴 Hard: Nahasapeemapetilon\, Terwilliger\n🍩 Homer Level: SMART (results may vary)\n\nSponsored by Springfield Elementary's "No Child Left Behind" Program 🏫\nWinner gets to say "I am so smart!" on stage! (Correctly.) 🎤\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/loFTgI/2026-11-04
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213123-2026-11-11@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261111T233000Z
DTEND:20261112T013000Z
SUMMARY:S-M-R-T Spelling Bee at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🧠 I Am So Smart! S-M-R-T!\nI mean S-M-A-R-T! Springfield's most entertaining spelling bee! 📝\n\n"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Competition Rules\n\n✅ Words like "be" and "cat" accepted - We're inclusive\n🍩 Homer Simpson as guest judge - What could go wrong?\n🏆 Prize: A feeling of adequacy and a small trophy\n📚 Practice words provided - "Cromulent" and "embiggen" included\n\n\n🔤 Sample Words by Difficulty\n\n🟢 Easy: Cat\, dog\, Duff\n🟡 Medium: Saxophone\, nuclear\, donut\n🔴 Hard: Nahasapeemapetilon\, Terwilliger\n🍩 Homer Level: SMART (results may vary)\n\nSponsored by Springfield Elementary's "No Child Left Behind" Program 🏫\nWinner gets to say "I am so smart!" on stage! (Correctly.) 🎤\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/loFTgI/2026-11-11
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213123-2026-11-18@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261118T233000Z
DTEND:20261119T013000Z
SUMMARY:S-M-R-T Spelling Bee at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🧠 I Am So Smart! S-M-R-T!\nI mean S-M-A-R-T! Springfield's most entertaining spelling bee! 📝\n\n"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Competition Rules\n\n✅ Words like "be" and "cat" accepted - We're inclusive\n🍩 Homer Simpson as guest judge - What could go wrong?\n🏆 Prize: A feeling of adequacy and a small trophy\n📚 Practice words provided - "Cromulent" and "embiggen" included\n\n\n🔤 Sample Words by Difficulty\n\n🟢 Easy: Cat\, dog\, Duff\n🟡 Medium: Saxophone\, nuclear\, donut\n🔴 Hard: Nahasapeemapetilon\, Terwilliger\n🍩 Homer Level: SMART (results may vary)\n\nSponsored by Springfield Elementary's "No Child Left Behind" Program 🏫\nWinner gets to say "I am so smart!" on stage! (Correctly.) 🎤\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/loFTgI/2026-11-18
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213123-2026-11-25@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261125T233000Z
DTEND:20261126T013000Z
SUMMARY:S-M-R-T Spelling Bee at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🧠 I Am So Smart! S-M-R-T!\nI mean S-M-A-R-T! Springfield's most entertaining spelling bee! 📝\n\n"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Competition Rules\n\n✅ Words like "be" and "cat" accepted - We're inclusive\n🍩 Homer Simpson as guest judge - What could go wrong?\n🏆 Prize: A feeling of adequacy and a small trophy\n📚 Practice words provided - "Cromulent" and "embiggen" included\n\n\n🔤 Sample Words by Difficulty\n\n🟢 Easy: Cat\, dog\, Duff\n🟡 Medium: Saxophone\, nuclear\, donut\n🔴 Hard: Nahasapeemapetilon\, Terwilliger\n🍩 Homer Level: SMART (results may vary)\n\nSponsored by Springfield Elementary's "No Child Left Behind" Program 🏫\nWinner gets to say "I am so smart!" on stage! (Correctly.) 🎤\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/loFTgI/2026-11-25
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213123-2026-12-02@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261202T233000Z
DTEND:20261203T013000Z
SUMMARY:S-M-R-T Spelling Bee at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🧠 I Am So Smart! S-M-R-T!\nI mean S-M-A-R-T! Springfield's most entertaining spelling bee! 📝\n\n"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Competition Rules\n\n✅ Words like "be" and "cat" accepted - We're inclusive\n🍩 Homer Simpson as guest judge - What could go wrong?\n🏆 Prize: A feeling of adequacy and a small trophy\n📚 Practice words provided - "Cromulent" and "embiggen" included\n\n\n🔤 Sample Words by Difficulty\n\n🟢 Easy: Cat\, dog\, Duff\n🟡 Medium: Saxophone\, nuclear\, donut\n🔴 Hard: Nahasapeemapetilon\, Terwilliger\n🍩 Homer Level: SMART (results may vary)\n\nSponsored by Springfield Elementary's "No Child Left Behind" Program 🏫\nWinner gets to say "I am so smart!" on stage! (Correctly.) 🎤\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/loFTgI/2026-12-02
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213123-2026-12-09@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261209T233000Z
DTEND:20261210T013000Z
SUMMARY:S-M-R-T Spelling Bee at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🧠 I Am So Smart! S-M-R-T!\nI mean S-M-A-R-T! Springfield's most entertaining spelling bee! 📝\n\n"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Competition Rules\n\n✅ Words like "be" and "cat" accepted - We're inclusive\n🍩 Homer Simpson as guest judge - What could go wrong?\n🏆 Prize: A feeling of adequacy and a small trophy\n📚 Practice words provided - "Cromulent" and "embiggen" included\n\n\n🔤 Sample Words by Difficulty\n\n🟢 Easy: Cat\, dog\, Duff\n🟡 Medium: Saxophone\, nuclear\, donut\n🔴 Hard: Nahasapeemapetilon\, Terwilliger\n🍩 Homer Level: SMART (results may vary)\n\nSponsored by Springfield Elementary's "No Child Left Behind" Program 🏫\nWinner gets to say "I am so smart!" on stage! (Correctly.) 🎤\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/loFTgI/2026-12-09
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213123-2026-12-16@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261216T233000Z
DTEND:20261217T013000Z
SUMMARY:S-M-R-T Spelling Bee at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🧠 I Am So Smart! S-M-R-T!\nI mean S-M-A-R-T! Springfield's most entertaining spelling bee! 📝\n\n"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Competition Rules\n\n✅ Words like "be" and "cat" accepted - We're inclusive\n🍩 Homer Simpson as guest judge - What could go wrong?\n🏆 Prize: A feeling of adequacy and a small trophy\n📚 Practice words provided - "Cromulent" and "embiggen" included\n\n\n🔤 Sample Words by Difficulty\n\n🟢 Easy: Cat\, dog\, Duff\n🟡 Medium: Saxophone\, nuclear\, donut\n🔴 Hard: Nahasapeemapetilon\, Terwilliger\n🍩 Homer Level: SMART (results may vary)\n\nSponsored by Springfield Elementary's "No Child Left Behind" Program 🏫\nWinner gets to say "I am so smart!" on stage! (Correctly.) 🎤\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/loFTgI/2026-12-16
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213123-2026-12-23@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261223T233000Z
DTEND:20261224T013000Z
SUMMARY:S-M-R-T Spelling Bee at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🧠 I Am So Smart! S-M-R-T!\nI mean S-M-A-R-T! Springfield's most entertaining spelling bee! 📝\n\n"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Competition Rules\n\n✅ Words like "be" and "cat" accepted - We're inclusive\n🍩 Homer Simpson as guest judge - What could go wrong?\n🏆 Prize: A feeling of adequacy and a small trophy\n📚 Practice words provided - "Cromulent" and "embiggen" included\n\n\n🔤 Sample Words by Difficulty\n\n🟢 Easy: Cat\, dog\, Duff\n🟡 Medium: Saxophone\, nuclear\, donut\n🔴 Hard: Nahasapeemapetilon\, Terwilliger\n🍩 Homer Level: SMART (results may vary)\n\nSponsored by Springfield Elementary's "No Child Left Behind" Program 🏫\nWinner gets to say "I am so smart!" on stage! (Correctly.) 🎤\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/loFTgI/2026-12-23
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213123-2026-12-30@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261230T233000Z
DTEND:20261231T013000Z
SUMMARY:S-M-R-T Spelling Bee at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🧠 I Am So Smart! S-M-R-T!\nI mean S-M-A-R-T! Springfield's most entertaining spelling bee! 📝\n\n"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Competition Rules\n\n✅ Words like "be" and "cat" accepted - We're inclusive\n🍩 Homer Simpson as guest judge - What could go wrong?\n🏆 Prize: A feeling of adequacy and a small trophy\n📚 Practice words provided - "Cromulent" and "embiggen" included\n\n\n🔤 Sample Words by Difficulty\n\n🟢 Easy: Cat\, dog\, Duff\n🟡 Medium: Saxophone\, nuclear\, donut\n🔴 Hard: Nahasapeemapetilon\, Terwilliger\n🍩 Homer Level: SMART (results may vary)\n\nSponsored by Springfield Elementary's "No Child Left Behind" Program 🏫\nWinner gets to say "I am so smart!" on stage! (Correctly.) 🎤\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/loFTgI/2026-12-30
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213123-2027-01-06@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270106T233000Z
DTEND:20270107T013000Z
SUMMARY:S-M-R-T Spelling Bee at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🧠 I Am So Smart! S-M-R-T!\nI mean S-M-A-R-T! Springfield's most entertaining spelling bee! 📝\n\n"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Competition Rules\n\n✅ Words like "be" and "cat" accepted - We're inclusive\n🍩 Homer Simpson as guest judge - What could go wrong?\n🏆 Prize: A feeling of adequacy and a small trophy\n📚 Practice words provided - "Cromulent" and "embiggen" included\n\n\n🔤 Sample Words by Difficulty\n\n🟢 Easy: Cat\, dog\, Duff\n🟡 Medium: Saxophone\, nuclear\, donut\n🔴 Hard: Nahasapeemapetilon\, Terwilliger\n🍩 Homer Level: SMART (results may vary)\n\nSponsored by Springfield Elementary's "No Child Left Behind" Program 🏫\nWinner gets to say "I am so smart!" on stage! (Correctly.) 🎤\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/loFTgI/2027-01-06
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213123-2027-01-13@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270113T233000Z
DTEND:20270114T013000Z
SUMMARY:S-M-R-T Spelling Bee at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🧠 I Am So Smart! S-M-R-T!\nI mean S-M-A-R-T! Springfield's most entertaining spelling bee! 📝\n\n"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Competition Rules\n\n✅ Words like "be" and "cat" accepted - We're inclusive\n🍩 Homer Simpson as guest judge - What could go wrong?\n🏆 Prize: A feeling of adequacy and a small trophy\n📚 Practice words provided - "Cromulent" and "embiggen" included\n\n\n🔤 Sample Words by Difficulty\n\n🟢 Easy: Cat\, dog\, Duff\n🟡 Medium: Saxophone\, nuclear\, donut\n🔴 Hard: Nahasapeemapetilon\, Terwilliger\n🍩 Homer Level: SMART (results may vary)\n\nSponsored by Springfield Elementary's "No Child Left Behind" Program 🏫\nWinner gets to say "I am so smart!" on stage! (Correctly.) 🎤\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/loFTgI/2027-01-13
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213123-2027-01-20@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270120T233000Z
DTEND:20270121T013000Z
SUMMARY:S-M-R-T Spelling Bee at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:🧠 I Am So Smart! S-M-R-T!\nI mean S-M-A-R-T! Springfield's most entertaining spelling bee! 📝\n\n"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!" - Homer Simpson\n\n📋 Competition Rules\n\n✅ Words like "be" and "cat" accepted - We're inclusive\n🍩 Homer Simpson as guest judge - What could go wrong?\n🏆 Prize: A feeling of adequacy and a small trophy\n📚 Practice words provided - "Cromulent" and "embiggen" included\n\n\n🔤 Sample Words by Difficulty\n\n🟢 Easy: Cat\, dog\, Duff\n🟡 Medium: Saxophone\, nuclear\, donut\n🔴 Hard: Nahasapeemapetilon\, Terwilliger\n🍩 Homer Level: SMART (results may vary)\n\nSponsored by Springfield Elementary's "No Child Left Behind" Program 🏫\nWinner gets to say "I am so smart!" on stage! (Correctly.) 🎤\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-frink/loFTgI/2027-01-20
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213130-2026-10-28@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261028T230000Z
DTEND:20261029T020000Z
SUMMARY:I Choo-Choo-Choose You Speed Dating at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 Let's Bee Friends! I Choo-Choo-Choose You! 🚂\nSpringfield's premier singles event for lonely hearts! 💘\n\n"You choo-choo-choose me?" - Ralph Wiggum (the origin of all this)\n\n💝 How It Works\n\n⏱️ 5 minutes per date - Make it count!\n💌 Free conversation hearts - "Bee Mine\," "U R 2 QT"\n🚂 "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" cards - Provided\n📝 Match cards - Mark "yes" or "Moe's level of loneliness"\n\n\n⚠️ Important Rules\n\n🚫 Ralph Wiggum NOT in attendance - (Restraining order\, long story)\n🐱 Please do not give valentines to anyone whose cat's breath smells like cat food\n🙅 No Lisa-shaming - She said no\, and that's okay\n🍺 Moe will be bartending - He understands your pain\n\n💑 Success Stories\n\n💒 Kirk &amp\; Luann (remarried!)\n👬 Lenny &amp\; Carl (best friends count)\n💕 Homer &amp\; Marge (they met here! Just kidding\, they didn't)\n\n"So\, do you like... stuff?" - Your opening line\, probably 😅\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/7PtPdK/2026-10-28
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213130-2026-11-04@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261105T000000Z
DTEND:20261105T030000Z
SUMMARY:I Choo-Choo-Choose You Speed Dating at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 Let's Bee Friends! I Choo-Choo-Choose You! 🚂\nSpringfield's premier singles event for lonely hearts! 💘\n\n"You choo-choo-choose me?" - Ralph Wiggum (the origin of all this)\n\n💝 How It Works\n\n⏱️ 5 minutes per date - Make it count!\n💌 Free conversation hearts - "Bee Mine\," "U R 2 QT"\n🚂 "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" cards - Provided\n📝 Match cards - Mark "yes" or "Moe's level of loneliness"\n\n\n⚠️ Important Rules\n\n🚫 Ralph Wiggum NOT in attendance - (Restraining order\, long story)\n🐱 Please do not give valentines to anyone whose cat's breath smells like cat food\n🙅 No Lisa-shaming - She said no\, and that's okay\n🍺 Moe will be bartending - He understands your pain\n\n💑 Success Stories\n\n💒 Kirk &amp\; Luann (remarried!)\n👬 Lenny &amp\; Carl (best friends count)\n💕 Homer &amp\; Marge (they met here! Just kidding\, they didn't)\n\n"So\, do you like... stuff?" - Your opening line\, probably 😅\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/7PtPdK/2026-11-04
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213130-2026-11-11@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261112T000000Z
DTEND:20261112T030000Z
SUMMARY:I Choo-Choo-Choose You Speed Dating at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 Let's Bee Friends! I Choo-Choo-Choose You! 🚂\nSpringfield's premier singles event for lonely hearts! 💘\n\n"You choo-choo-choose me?" - Ralph Wiggum (the origin of all this)\n\n💝 How It Works\n\n⏱️ 5 minutes per date - Make it count!\n💌 Free conversation hearts - "Bee Mine\," "U R 2 QT"\n🚂 "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" cards - Provided\n📝 Match cards - Mark "yes" or "Moe's level of loneliness"\n\n\n⚠️ Important Rules\n\n🚫 Ralph Wiggum NOT in attendance - (Restraining order\, long story)\n🐱 Please do not give valentines to anyone whose cat's breath smells like cat food\n🙅 No Lisa-shaming - She said no\, and that's okay\n🍺 Moe will be bartending - He understands your pain\n\n💑 Success Stories\n\n💒 Kirk &amp\; Luann (remarried!)\n👬 Lenny &amp\; Carl (best friends count)\n💕 Homer &amp\; Marge (they met here! Just kidding\, they didn't)\n\n"So\, do you like... stuff?" - Your opening line\, probably 😅\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/7PtPdK/2026-11-11
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213130-2026-11-18@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261119T000000Z
DTEND:20261119T030000Z
SUMMARY:I Choo-Choo-Choose You Speed Dating at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 Let's Bee Friends! I Choo-Choo-Choose You! 🚂\nSpringfield's premier singles event for lonely hearts! 💘\n\n"You choo-choo-choose me?" - Ralph Wiggum (the origin of all this)\n\n💝 How It Works\n\n⏱️ 5 minutes per date - Make it count!\n💌 Free conversation hearts - "Bee Mine\," "U R 2 QT"\n🚂 "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" cards - Provided\n📝 Match cards - Mark "yes" or "Moe's level of loneliness"\n\n\n⚠️ Important Rules\n\n🚫 Ralph Wiggum NOT in attendance - (Restraining order\, long story)\n🐱 Please do not give valentines to anyone whose cat's breath smells like cat food\n🙅 No Lisa-shaming - She said no\, and that's okay\n🍺 Moe will be bartending - He understands your pain\n\n💑 Success Stories\n\n💒 Kirk &amp\; Luann (remarried!)\n👬 Lenny &amp\; Carl (best friends count)\n💕 Homer &amp\; Marge (they met here! Just kidding\, they didn't)\n\n"So\, do you like... stuff?" - Your opening line\, probably 😅\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/7PtPdK/2026-11-18
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213130-2026-11-25@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261126T000000Z
DTEND:20261126T030000Z
SUMMARY:I Choo-Choo-Choose You Speed Dating at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 Let's Bee Friends! I Choo-Choo-Choose You! 🚂\nSpringfield's premier singles event for lonely hearts! 💘\n\n"You choo-choo-choose me?" - Ralph Wiggum (the origin of all this)\n\n💝 How It Works\n\n⏱️ 5 minutes per date - Make it count!\n💌 Free conversation hearts - "Bee Mine\," "U R 2 QT"\n🚂 "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" cards - Provided\n📝 Match cards - Mark "yes" or "Moe's level of loneliness"\n\n\n⚠️ Important Rules\n\n🚫 Ralph Wiggum NOT in attendance - (Restraining order\, long story)\n🐱 Please do not give valentines to anyone whose cat's breath smells like cat food\n🙅 No Lisa-shaming - She said no\, and that's okay\n🍺 Moe will be bartending - He understands your pain\n\n💑 Success Stories\n\n💒 Kirk &amp\; Luann (remarried!)\n👬 Lenny &amp\; Carl (best friends count)\n💕 Homer &amp\; Marge (they met here! Just kidding\, they didn't)\n\n"So\, do you like... stuff?" - Your opening line\, probably 😅\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/7PtPdK/2026-11-25
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213130-2026-12-02@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261203T000000Z
DTEND:20261203T030000Z
SUMMARY:I Choo-Choo-Choose You Speed Dating at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 Let's Bee Friends! I Choo-Choo-Choose You! 🚂\nSpringfield's premier singles event for lonely hearts! 💘\n\n"You choo-choo-choose me?" - Ralph Wiggum (the origin of all this)\n\n💝 How It Works\n\n⏱️ 5 minutes per date - Make it count!\n💌 Free conversation hearts - "Bee Mine\," "U R 2 QT"\n🚂 "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" cards - Provided\n📝 Match cards - Mark "yes" or "Moe's level of loneliness"\n\n\n⚠️ Important Rules\n\n🚫 Ralph Wiggum NOT in attendance - (Restraining order\, long story)\n🐱 Please do not give valentines to anyone whose cat's breath smells like cat food\n🙅 No Lisa-shaming - She said no\, and that's okay\n🍺 Moe will be bartending - He understands your pain\n\n💑 Success Stories\n\n💒 Kirk &amp\; Luann (remarried!)\n👬 Lenny &amp\; Carl (best friends count)\n💕 Homer &amp\; Marge (they met here! Just kidding\, they didn't)\n\n"So\, do you like... stuff?" - Your opening line\, probably 😅\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/7PtPdK/2026-12-02
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213130-2026-12-09@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261210T000000Z
DTEND:20261210T030000Z
SUMMARY:I Choo-Choo-Choose You Speed Dating at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 Let's Bee Friends! I Choo-Choo-Choose You! 🚂\nSpringfield's premier singles event for lonely hearts! 💘\n\n"You choo-choo-choose me?" - Ralph Wiggum (the origin of all this)\n\n💝 How It Works\n\n⏱️ 5 minutes per date - Make it count!\n💌 Free conversation hearts - "Bee Mine\," "U R 2 QT"\n🚂 "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" cards - Provided\n📝 Match cards - Mark "yes" or "Moe's level of loneliness"\n\n\n⚠️ Important Rules\n\n🚫 Ralph Wiggum NOT in attendance - (Restraining order\, long story)\n🐱 Please do not give valentines to anyone whose cat's breath smells like cat food\n🙅 No Lisa-shaming - She said no\, and that's okay\n🍺 Moe will be bartending - He understands your pain\n\n💑 Success Stories\n\n💒 Kirk &amp\; Luann (remarried!)\n👬 Lenny &amp\; Carl (best friends count)\n💕 Homer &amp\; Marge (they met here! Just kidding\, they didn't)\n\n"So\, do you like... stuff?" - Your opening line\, probably 😅\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/7PtPdK/2026-12-09
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213130-2026-12-16@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261217T000000Z
DTEND:20261217T030000Z
SUMMARY:I Choo-Choo-Choose You Speed Dating at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 Let's Bee Friends! I Choo-Choo-Choose You! 🚂\nSpringfield's premier singles event for lonely hearts! 💘\n\n"You choo-choo-choose me?" - Ralph Wiggum (the origin of all this)\n\n💝 How It Works\n\n⏱️ 5 minutes per date - Make it count!\n💌 Free conversation hearts - "Bee Mine\," "U R 2 QT"\n🚂 "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" cards - Provided\n📝 Match cards - Mark "yes" or "Moe's level of loneliness"\n\n\n⚠️ Important Rules\n\n🚫 Ralph Wiggum NOT in attendance - (Restraining order\, long story)\n🐱 Please do not give valentines to anyone whose cat's breath smells like cat food\n🙅 No Lisa-shaming - She said no\, and that's okay\n🍺 Moe will be bartending - He understands your pain\n\n💑 Success Stories\n\n💒 Kirk &amp\; Luann (remarried!)\n👬 Lenny &amp\; Carl (best friends count)\n💕 Homer &amp\; Marge (they met here! Just kidding\, they didn't)\n\n"So\, do you like... stuff?" - Your opening line\, probably 😅\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/7PtPdK/2026-12-16
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213130-2026-12-23@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261224T000000Z
DTEND:20261224T030000Z
SUMMARY:I Choo-Choo-Choose You Speed Dating at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 Let's Bee Friends! I Choo-Choo-Choose You! 🚂\nSpringfield's premier singles event for lonely hearts! 💘\n\n"You choo-choo-choose me?" - Ralph Wiggum (the origin of all this)\n\n💝 How It Works\n\n⏱️ 5 minutes per date - Make it count!\n💌 Free conversation hearts - "Bee Mine\," "U R 2 QT"\n🚂 "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" cards - Provided\n📝 Match cards - Mark "yes" or "Moe's level of loneliness"\n\n\n⚠️ Important Rules\n\n🚫 Ralph Wiggum NOT in attendance - (Restraining order\, long story)\n🐱 Please do not give valentines to anyone whose cat's breath smells like cat food\n🙅 No Lisa-shaming - She said no\, and that's okay\n🍺 Moe will be bartending - He understands your pain\n\n💑 Success Stories\n\n💒 Kirk &amp\; Luann (remarried!)\n👬 Lenny &amp\; Carl (best friends count)\n💕 Homer &amp\; Marge (they met here! Just kidding\, they didn't)\n\n"So\, do you like... stuff?" - Your opening line\, probably 😅\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/7PtPdK/2026-12-23
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213130-2026-12-30@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261231T000000Z
DTEND:20261231T030000Z
SUMMARY:I Choo-Choo-Choose You Speed Dating at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 Let's Bee Friends! I Choo-Choo-Choose You! 🚂\nSpringfield's premier singles event for lonely hearts! 💘\n\n"You choo-choo-choose me?" - Ralph Wiggum (the origin of all this)\n\n💝 How It Works\n\n⏱️ 5 minutes per date - Make it count!\n💌 Free conversation hearts - "Bee Mine\," "U R 2 QT"\n🚂 "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" cards - Provided\n📝 Match cards - Mark "yes" or "Moe's level of loneliness"\n\n\n⚠️ Important Rules\n\n🚫 Ralph Wiggum NOT in attendance - (Restraining order\, long story)\n🐱 Please do not give valentines to anyone whose cat's breath smells like cat food\n🙅 No Lisa-shaming - She said no\, and that's okay\n🍺 Moe will be bartending - He understands your pain\n\n💑 Success Stories\n\n💒 Kirk &amp\; Luann (remarried!)\n👬 Lenny &amp\; Carl (best friends count)\n💕 Homer &amp\; Marge (they met here! Just kidding\, they didn't)\n\n"So\, do you like... stuff?" - Your opening line\, probably 😅\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/7PtPdK/2026-12-30
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213130-2027-01-06@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270107T000000Z
DTEND:20270107T030000Z
SUMMARY:I Choo-Choo-Choose You Speed Dating at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 Let's Bee Friends! I Choo-Choo-Choose You! 🚂\nSpringfield's premier singles event for lonely hearts! 💘\n\n"You choo-choo-choose me?" - Ralph Wiggum (the origin of all this)\n\n💝 How It Works\n\n⏱️ 5 minutes per date - Make it count!\n💌 Free conversation hearts - "Bee Mine\," "U R 2 QT"\n🚂 "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" cards - Provided\n📝 Match cards - Mark "yes" or "Moe's level of loneliness"\n\n\n⚠️ Important Rules\n\n🚫 Ralph Wiggum NOT in attendance - (Restraining order\, long story)\n🐱 Please do not give valentines to anyone whose cat's breath smells like cat food\n🙅 No Lisa-shaming - She said no\, and that's okay\n🍺 Moe will be bartending - He understands your pain\n\n💑 Success Stories\n\n💒 Kirk &amp\; Luann (remarried!)\n👬 Lenny &amp\; Carl (best friends count)\n💕 Homer &amp\; Marge (they met here! Just kidding\, they didn't)\n\n"So\, do you like... stuff?" - Your opening line\, probably 😅\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/7PtPdK/2027-01-06
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213130-2027-01-13@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270114T000000Z
DTEND:20270114T030000Z
SUMMARY:I Choo-Choo-Choose You Speed Dating at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 Let's Bee Friends! I Choo-Choo-Choose You! 🚂\nSpringfield's premier singles event for lonely hearts! 💘\n\n"You choo-choo-choose me?" - Ralph Wiggum (the origin of all this)\n\n💝 How It Works\n\n⏱️ 5 minutes per date - Make it count!\n💌 Free conversation hearts - "Bee Mine\," "U R 2 QT"\n🚂 "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" cards - Provided\n📝 Match cards - Mark "yes" or "Moe's level of loneliness"\n\n\n⚠️ Important Rules\n\n🚫 Ralph Wiggum NOT in attendance - (Restraining order\, long story)\n🐱 Please do not give valentines to anyone whose cat's breath smells like cat food\n🙅 No Lisa-shaming - She said no\, and that's okay\n🍺 Moe will be bartending - He understands your pain\n\n💑 Success Stories\n\n💒 Kirk &amp\; Luann (remarried!)\n👬 Lenny &amp\; Carl (best friends count)\n💕 Homer &amp\; Marge (they met here! Just kidding\, they didn't)\n\n"So\, do you like... stuff?" - Your opening line\, probably 😅\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/7PtPdK/2027-01-13
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213130-2027-01-20@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270121T000000Z
DTEND:20270121T030000Z
SUMMARY:I Choo-Choo-Choose You Speed Dating at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:💕 Let's Bee Friends! I Choo-Choo-Choose You! 🚂\nSpringfield's premier singles event for lonely hearts! 💘\n\n"You choo-choo-choose me?" - Ralph Wiggum (the origin of all this)\n\n💝 How It Works\n\n⏱️ 5 minutes per date - Make it count!\n💌 Free conversation hearts - "Bee Mine\," "U R 2 QT"\n🚂 "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" cards - Provided\n📝 Match cards - Mark "yes" or "Moe's level of loneliness"\n\n\n⚠️ Important Rules\n\n🚫 Ralph Wiggum NOT in attendance - (Restraining order\, long story)\n🐱 Please do not give valentines to anyone whose cat's breath smells like cat food\n🙅 No Lisa-shaming - She said no\, and that's okay\n🍺 Moe will be bartending - He understands your pain\n\n💑 Success Stories\n\n💒 Kirk &amp\; Luann (remarried!)\n👬 Lenny &amp\; Carl (best friends count)\n💕 Homer &amp\; Marge (they met here! Just kidding\, they didn't)\n\n"So\, do you like... stuff?" - Your opening line\, probably 😅\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-lurleen/7PtPdK/2027-01-20
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BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213134-2026-10-28@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261029T000000Z
DTEND:20261029T020000Z
SUMMARY:Poochie Memorial Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:I Have to Go Now. My Planet Needs Me.\nNote: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.\n\n"When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!" - Milhouse\n\nTonight's Tribute\n\nScreening of Poochie's only episode - The one. The only.\n"Poochitize Me\, Cap'n!" Drink Specials - Extreme!\nRastafarian Surfer Costume Contest - Proactive! Paradigm! 🏄\nRoy Appearance - Maybe! (Who's Roy?)\n\n\nWho Was Poochie?\n\nExtreme dog with attitude\nSurfed and... rapped?\n"One outrageous dude" - According to Homer's voice acting\nDied on the way back to his home planet (RIP)\n\nFocus Group Results\n\n"Cute! But I want a dog\, not Fonzie in a dog suit."\n"The original dog... he's better than 10 Super Bowls!"\n"So he's proactive\, huh?"\n\n"Rest in peace\, brave Poochie. You were like a dog... to me."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/IFvXs0/2026-10-28
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213134-2026-11-04@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261105T010000Z
DTEND:20261105T030000Z
SUMMARY:Poochie Memorial Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:I Have to Go Now. My Planet Needs Me.\nNote: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.\n\n"When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!" - Milhouse\n\nTonight's Tribute\n\nScreening of Poochie's only episode - The one. The only.\n"Poochitize Me\, Cap'n!" Drink Specials - Extreme!\nRastafarian Surfer Costume Contest - Proactive! Paradigm! 🏄\nRoy Appearance - Maybe! (Who's Roy?)\n\n\nWho Was Poochie?\n\nExtreme dog with attitude\nSurfed and... rapped?\n"One outrageous dude" - According to Homer's voice acting\nDied on the way back to his home planet (RIP)\n\nFocus Group Results\n\n"Cute! But I want a dog\, not Fonzie in a dog suit."\n"The original dog... he's better than 10 Super Bowls!"\n"So he's proactive\, huh?"\n\n"Rest in peace\, brave Poochie. You were like a dog... to me."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/IFvXs0/2026-11-04
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213134-2026-11-11@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261112T010000Z
DTEND:20261112T030000Z
SUMMARY:Poochie Memorial Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:I Have to Go Now. My Planet Needs Me.\nNote: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.\n\n"When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!" - Milhouse\n\nTonight's Tribute\n\nScreening of Poochie's only episode - The one. The only.\n"Poochitize Me\, Cap'n!" Drink Specials - Extreme!\nRastafarian Surfer Costume Contest - Proactive! Paradigm! 🏄\nRoy Appearance - Maybe! (Who's Roy?)\n\n\nWho Was Poochie?\n\nExtreme dog with attitude\nSurfed and... rapped?\n"One outrageous dude" - According to Homer's voice acting\nDied on the way back to his home planet (RIP)\n\nFocus Group Results\n\n"Cute! But I want a dog\, not Fonzie in a dog suit."\n"The original dog... he's better than 10 Super Bowls!"\n"So he's proactive\, huh?"\n\n"Rest in peace\, brave Poochie. You were like a dog... to me."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/IFvXs0/2026-11-11
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213134-2026-11-18@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261119T010000Z
DTEND:20261119T030000Z
SUMMARY:Poochie Memorial Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:I Have to Go Now. My Planet Needs Me.\nNote: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.\n\n"When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!" - Milhouse\n\nTonight's Tribute\n\nScreening of Poochie's only episode - The one. The only.\n"Poochitize Me\, Cap'n!" Drink Specials - Extreme!\nRastafarian Surfer Costume Contest - Proactive! Paradigm! 🏄\nRoy Appearance - Maybe! (Who's Roy?)\n\n\nWho Was Poochie?\n\nExtreme dog with attitude\nSurfed and... rapped?\n"One outrageous dude" - According to Homer's voice acting\nDied on the way back to his home planet (RIP)\n\nFocus Group Results\n\n"Cute! But I want a dog\, not Fonzie in a dog suit."\n"The original dog... he's better than 10 Super Bowls!"\n"So he's proactive\, huh?"\n\n"Rest in peace\, brave Poochie. You were like a dog... to me."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/IFvXs0/2026-11-18
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213134-2026-11-25@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261126T010000Z
DTEND:20261126T030000Z
SUMMARY:Poochie Memorial Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:I Have to Go Now. My Planet Needs Me.\nNote: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.\n\n"When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!" - Milhouse\n\nTonight's Tribute\n\nScreening of Poochie's only episode - The one. The only.\n"Poochitize Me\, Cap'n!" Drink Specials - Extreme!\nRastafarian Surfer Costume Contest - Proactive! Paradigm! 🏄\nRoy Appearance - Maybe! (Who's Roy?)\n\n\nWho Was Poochie?\n\nExtreme dog with attitude\nSurfed and... rapped?\n"One outrageous dude" - According to Homer's voice acting\nDied on the way back to his home planet (RIP)\n\nFocus Group Results\n\n"Cute! But I want a dog\, not Fonzie in a dog suit."\n"The original dog... he's better than 10 Super Bowls!"\n"So he's proactive\, huh?"\n\n"Rest in peace\, brave Poochie. You were like a dog... to me."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/IFvXs0/2026-11-25
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213134-2026-12-02@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261203T010000Z
DTEND:20261203T030000Z
SUMMARY:Poochie Memorial Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:I Have to Go Now. My Planet Needs Me.\nNote: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.\n\n"When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!" - Milhouse\n\nTonight's Tribute\n\nScreening of Poochie's only episode - The one. The only.\n"Poochitize Me\, Cap'n!" Drink Specials - Extreme!\nRastafarian Surfer Costume Contest - Proactive! Paradigm! 🏄\nRoy Appearance - Maybe! (Who's Roy?)\n\n\nWho Was Poochie?\n\nExtreme dog with attitude\nSurfed and... rapped?\n"One outrageous dude" - According to Homer's voice acting\nDied on the way back to his home planet (RIP)\n\nFocus Group Results\n\n"Cute! But I want a dog\, not Fonzie in a dog suit."\n"The original dog... he's better than 10 Super Bowls!"\n"So he's proactive\, huh?"\n\n"Rest in peace\, brave Poochie. You were like a dog... to me."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/IFvXs0/2026-12-02
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213134-2026-12-09@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261210T010000Z
DTEND:20261210T030000Z
SUMMARY:Poochie Memorial Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:I Have to Go Now. My Planet Needs Me.\nNote: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.\n\n"When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!" - Milhouse\n\nTonight's Tribute\n\nScreening of Poochie's only episode - The one. The only.\n"Poochitize Me\, Cap'n!" Drink Specials - Extreme!\nRastafarian Surfer Costume Contest - Proactive! Paradigm! 🏄\nRoy Appearance - Maybe! (Who's Roy?)\n\n\nWho Was Poochie?\n\nExtreme dog with attitude\nSurfed and... rapped?\n"One outrageous dude" - According to Homer's voice acting\nDied on the way back to his home planet (RIP)\n\nFocus Group Results\n\n"Cute! But I want a dog\, not Fonzie in a dog suit."\n"The original dog... he's better than 10 Super Bowls!"\n"So he's proactive\, huh?"\n\n"Rest in peace\, brave Poochie. You were like a dog... to me."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/IFvXs0/2026-12-09
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213134-2026-12-16@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261217T010000Z
DTEND:20261217T030000Z
SUMMARY:Poochie Memorial Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:I Have to Go Now. My Planet Needs Me.\nNote: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.\n\n"When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!" - Milhouse\n\nTonight's Tribute\n\nScreening of Poochie's only episode - The one. The only.\n"Poochitize Me\, Cap'n!" Drink Specials - Extreme!\nRastafarian Surfer Costume Contest - Proactive! Paradigm! 🏄\nRoy Appearance - Maybe! (Who's Roy?)\n\n\nWho Was Poochie?\n\nExtreme dog with attitude\nSurfed and... rapped?\n"One outrageous dude" - According to Homer's voice acting\nDied on the way back to his home planet (RIP)\n\nFocus Group Results\n\n"Cute! But I want a dog\, not Fonzie in a dog suit."\n"The original dog... he's better than 10 Super Bowls!"\n"So he's proactive\, huh?"\n\n"Rest in peace\, brave Poochie. You were like a dog... to me."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/IFvXs0/2026-12-16
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213134-2026-12-23@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261224T010000Z
DTEND:20261224T030000Z
SUMMARY:Poochie Memorial Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:I Have to Go Now. My Planet Needs Me.\nNote: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.\n\n"When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!" - Milhouse\n\nTonight's Tribute\n\nScreening of Poochie's only episode - The one. The only.\n"Poochitize Me\, Cap'n!" Drink Specials - Extreme!\nRastafarian Surfer Costume Contest - Proactive! Paradigm! 🏄\nRoy Appearance - Maybe! (Who's Roy?)\n\n\nWho Was Poochie?\n\nExtreme dog with attitude\nSurfed and... rapped?\n"One outrageous dude" - According to Homer's voice acting\nDied on the way back to his home planet (RIP)\n\nFocus Group Results\n\n"Cute! But I want a dog\, not Fonzie in a dog suit."\n"The original dog... he's better than 10 Super Bowls!"\n"So he's proactive\, huh?"\n\n"Rest in peace\, brave Poochie. You were like a dog... to me."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/IFvXs0/2026-12-23
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213134-2026-12-30@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20261231T010000Z
DTEND:20261231T030000Z
SUMMARY:Poochie Memorial Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:I Have to Go Now. My Planet Needs Me.\nNote: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.\n\n"When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!" - Milhouse\n\nTonight's Tribute\n\nScreening of Poochie's only episode - The one. The only.\n"Poochitize Me\, Cap'n!" Drink Specials - Extreme!\nRastafarian Surfer Costume Contest - Proactive! Paradigm! 🏄\nRoy Appearance - Maybe! (Who's Roy?)\n\n\nWho Was Poochie?\n\nExtreme dog with attitude\nSurfed and... rapped?\n"One outrageous dude" - According to Homer's voice acting\nDied on the way back to his home planet (RIP)\n\nFocus Group Results\n\n"Cute! But I want a dog\, not Fonzie in a dog suit."\n"The original dog... he's better than 10 Super Bowls!"\n"So he's proactive\, huh?"\n\n"Rest in peace\, brave Poochie. You were like a dog... to me."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/IFvXs0/2026-12-30
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213134-2027-01-06@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270107T010000Z
DTEND:20270107T030000Z
SUMMARY:Poochie Memorial Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:I Have to Go Now. My Planet Needs Me.\nNote: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.\n\n"When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!" - Milhouse\n\nTonight's Tribute\n\nScreening of Poochie's only episode - The one. The only.\n"Poochitize Me\, Cap'n!" Drink Specials - Extreme!\nRastafarian Surfer Costume Contest - Proactive! Paradigm! 🏄\nRoy Appearance - Maybe! (Who's Roy?)\n\n\nWho Was Poochie?\n\nExtreme dog with attitude\nSurfed and... rapped?\n"One outrageous dude" - According to Homer's voice acting\nDied on the way back to his home planet (RIP)\n\nFocus Group Results\n\n"Cute! But I want a dog\, not Fonzie in a dog suit."\n"The original dog... he's better than 10 Super Bowls!"\n"So he's proactive\, huh?"\n\n"Rest in peace\, brave Poochie. You were like a dog... to me."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/IFvXs0/2027-01-06
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213134-2027-01-13@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270114T010000Z
DTEND:20270114T030000Z
SUMMARY:Poochie Memorial Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:I Have to Go Now. My Planet Needs Me.\nNote: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.\n\n"When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!" - Milhouse\n\nTonight's Tribute\n\nScreening of Poochie's only episode - The one. The only.\n"Poochitize Me\, Cap'n!" Drink Specials - Extreme!\nRastafarian Surfer Costume Contest - Proactive! Paradigm! 🏄\nRoy Appearance - Maybe! (Who's Roy?)\n\n\nWho Was Poochie?\n\nExtreme dog with attitude\nSurfed and... rapped?\n"One outrageous dude" - According to Homer's voice acting\nDied on the way back to his home planet (RIP)\n\nFocus Group Results\n\n"Cute! But I want a dog\, not Fonzie in a dog suit."\n"The original dog... he's better than 10 Super Bowls!"\n"So he's proactive\, huh?"\n\n"Rest in peace\, brave Poochie. You were like a dog... to me."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/IFvXs0/2027-01-13
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
UID:event-213134-2027-01-20@eventschedule.com
SEQUENCE:0
DTSTART:20270121T010000Z
DTEND:20270121T030000Z
SUMMARY:Poochie Memorial Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:I Have to Go Now. My Planet Needs Me.\nNote: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.\n\n"When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!" - Milhouse\n\nTonight's Tribute\n\nScreening of Poochie's only episode - The one. The only.\n"Poochitize Me\, Cap'n!" Drink Specials - Extreme!\nRastafarian Surfer Costume Contest - Proactive! Paradigm! 🏄\nRoy Appearance - Maybe! (Who's Roy?)\n\n\nWho Was Poochie?\n\nExtreme dog with attitude\nSurfed and... rapped?\n"One outrageous dude" - According to Homer's voice acting\nDied on the way back to his home planet (RIP)\n\nFocus Group Results\n\n"Cute! But I want a dog\, not Fonzie in a dog suit."\n"The original dog... he's better than 10 Super Bowls!"\n"So he's proactive\, huh?"\n\n"Rest in peace\, brave Poochie. You were like a dog... to me."\n
LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
URL:https://demo-communitycenter.eventschedule.com/demo-troymcclure/IFvXs0/2027-01-20
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