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Troy McClure Productions
Troy McClure Productions

You might remember me from such events as "The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair" and "Get Confident, Stupid!"

Bringing Hollywood glamour to Springfield since the '70s. From educational films to dinner theater, we produce entertainment that's technically professional. If it's got Troy McClure's name on it, it was definitely filmed.

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such nature films as 'Earwigs: Eww!' and 'Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory.'"

🎥 Our Productions Include

  • 📺 Educational Films - "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer"
  • 🎭 Dinner Theater - "Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!"
  • 🎬 Infomercials - Selling products you never knew you needed
  • 📽️ Medical Videos - "Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass"

⚠️ Currently not available for fish-related engagements or aquarium openings.

Get confident, stupid!

Springfield Community Center
Springfield Community Center

Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).

Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson

📋 Recent Events

  • 🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
  • 🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
  • 🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
  • 🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796

Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.

⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.

Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).

Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson

📋 Recent Events

  • 🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
  • 🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
  • 🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
  • 🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796

Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.

⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.

Events

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Poochie Memorial Night

Oct 28
EDT Weekly · Wednesday
More dates Wed, Nov 4 Wed, Nov 11 Wed, Nov 18
$8

About

I Have to Go Now. My Planet Needs Me.

Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.

"When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!" - Milhouse

Tonight's Tribute

  • Screening of Poochie's only episode - The one. The only.
  • "Poochitize Me, Cap'n!" Drink Specials - Extreme!
  • Rastafarian Surfer Costume Contest - Proactive! Paradigm! 🏄
  • Roy Appearance - Maybe! (Who's Roy?)

Who Was Poochie?

  • Extreme dog with attitude
  • Surfed and... rapped?
  • "One outrageous dude" - According to Homer's voice acting
  • Died on the way back to his home planet (RIP)

Focus Group Results

  • "Cute! But I want a dog, not Fonzie in a dog suit."
  • "The original dog... he's better than 10 Super Bowls!"
  • "So he's proactive, huh?"

"Rest in peace, brave Poochie. You were like a dog... to me."

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